Dork Trek

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Dauphin! Wesley is totally crushing on some hotchick but when he figured out that the hot chick transformed into a hairy monster he tucked his tail and ran jack! woooooo!.! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: The Measure Of A Man aka Robot Toucher. This dude Commander Maddox is totally perving on Data and wants to strip him and take him apart to study him which is a code word for robot touching. So Data must prove to the court that he is not a property of Starfleet and that he's got rights just like everyone else.! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: A Matter Of Honor! Riker transfers to a Klingonship and bangs Klingon bitches.Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Unnatural Selection aka Old Pulaski. Some fools were messing with genetics and now there's this virus that causes people to get really old really fast and die! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Schizoid Man! Some old perving ass dude transferred himself into Data and Data is jealous of Picard hitting on his young girl! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Loud As A Whisper! The Enterprise at this point is a taxi service taking this deaf dude with a sweetbeard to a peace treaty negotiations. He's a handsome dude who's totally perving on Trois sweet tits and he's rolling heavy with his 3 person posse. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Outrageous Okuna! The Enterprise picks up this guy who needed help. As it turns out he's wanted by two worlds and he's running around Enterprise banging easy chicks.Good thing Picard didn't blow up the ship. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Where Silence Has Lease. The Enterprise finds a big black hole in space and it's not the fun kind.Ofcourse they go in there and Picard tries to blow it up after finding our Ray Mysterio is behind the big black hole in space. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode:Elementary Dear Data. The Enterprise is on its way to meet up with a ship called Victory but on the way they wanna role play as Sherlock Holmes and Watson until the holodeck character got smarter and tried to take control of the ship. Good thing Picard didn't blow up the ship. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek it's the first episode of season 2: The Child! For some reason some random alien got Troi preggo! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we take a look back in season one of TNG and talk about our wonderful memories with it! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the season 1 finale The Nuetral Zone! Trouble is a brewing in the neutral zone! Starbases are n issing it might be Romulans it might not! But we got more improtant stuff to take care of. Data brings in three dead bodies recovered from an old old not wooden ship but old satellite and now they've been thawed out like frozen chicken and hilarity ensued! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Conspiracy! There's some shady dealings going on some funny business! There's a conspiracy going on and Picard and the crew have to find out what by shooting Starfleet Admirals! Also we his a snag recording this podcast because our computer machine ran out of juice so bear with us thank you!Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode We'll Always Have Paris! There's a rift in the time and space continuum....again...and something about Picard having a stalker that he ditched in a restaurant in Paris! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Skin Of Evil! The crew is on a mission to rescue Troi and I don't know why they bother. However they encounter a crude oil monster and hilarity ensued! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Symbiosis! The crew find themselves rescuing a cargoship with crackheads in there and space drugdealers who found the joys of the disco era. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Arsenal of Freedom! The crew find themselves being attacked by this Arsenal Of Freedom Planet and all hell breaks lose! Crusher, fell in a hole, the away team is being attacked by a drone, LaForge gets command of the enterprise and out of nowhere some guy named Logan wants to take control! WHO THE FUCK IS HE?! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Heart Of Glory! It's about damn time Worf gets his just due episode! Be sure to check us out on Facebook! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Coming Of Age! There's an investigation about Picard but Riker was sweating because he thought it was him they were looking for, finally catching up on him and his silly ways. Wesley takes the Starfleet Academy test.. Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review the episode Home Soil! The Enterprise stops by a terraforma station and as a result a single celled inorganic organism took over the ship and Riker tried to console one of the scientist by trying to get his freak on and for once I think Picard didn't try to self destruct the Enterprise so that's good. Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.