Two Judgey Girls

2023 is coming to an end and it's our final podcast of the year! Join us as we chat our highs of 2023, our TJG predictions for 2024 and what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for this upcoming year. Spin-offs, engagements, divorces, babies, rehab?!--we cover it all! Let us know if you agree or disagree. Have a fabulous Happy New Year and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We debrief on Season 2 of Paris in Love! While the show is supposedly centered around Paris, the real focus is on Kathy for us. Is Kathy a monster? Will she film a season 3 or try to become a "Friend of" on RHOBH again? Paris seems to live her life in fear, is she really shy or a social introvert? We can't seem to figure Carter out... Is he just a fan? What will she name her third baby? Honestly, we were kind of bummed to have missed her concert--looked like a blast! Can we get a Vegas residency? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The RHONY ladies are back and we are SO glad they are! We easily binged the first three episodes of RHUGT in St. Barts and could not wait to recap and discuss! We are obsessed with Kristen, Kelly, Dorinda, Lu, Ramona, Sonja and Dorinda being back on the island together. This is exactly what we needed to end the year! If Bravo can't make this franchise come back, at least take them on vacation! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney actually got to watch this week's episode with THE KYLE RICHARDS! She recaps the experience (thank you Threads!) and we chat all things RHOBH. What happened with Denise? Did anyone else tear up listening to Kyle share her experience with her friend? How is Sutton's esophagus a storyline this season? Would you be upset if your husband averaged you out to an 8.5 rating? Are we excited for Erika's show (and would it have done better if people saw the lighter version of herself that she is giving this season)? We discuss this and more. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know that the RHOP women are in Austin? You might not have as they've spent a LOT of time in the hotel. Who swallows? Who pees? Who wants to paint their lady parts? Karen is working overtime trying to mend this cast but if they can't get along, then we need a shake up! We catch up with our RHOSLC girls in Bermuda and can’t help but feel bad for Monica on her birthday. Did her mom really call off her family visit? Did the family not want to be filmed? Is there even family in Bermuda?! If Monica is acting, give this woman an Oscar! We are dying to know why the entire cast isn’t talking to her anymore because they sure rallied around her this episode. Monica talked about the DMs to Lisa, who told Angie, who asked about it to Monica, who brought it up to Meredith and you keep the Katsanevas family name out of your mouth! How will Meredith get out of this one? How does it get turned around on Monica? God we love this franchise! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFace

We are FINALLY getting the chance to catch up with the ladies of Miami and we are LOVING them (well... all of them minus L*rsa...)! Miami Teresa aka Alexia and Todd may be having some marital problems and it could also involve Adriana but also maybe not? Nicole is trying for Baby #2, Julia is performing "opera", and Lisa is still battling that jerk L*nny (and what's the deal with Jody...?). Guerdy is having her toughest season as she strongly battles breast cancer, no thanks to TMZ L*rsa who can't keep her big ole lips shut. Seriously what is her deal? How does she come back from this? We can't wait to see her get torn to pieces in the reunion. And why Marcus? So many questions we have but either way, we are immensely enjoying this season! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's just prepare you for this episode as there are some HOT and CONTROVERSIAL takes...We may be a day late but this podcast is filled with everything from the hot gossip at Kathy’s Christmas party and the latest feud in OC plus an Alexis Bellino return? We are bummed out by this season of Potomac and how the lines have been drawn. Nneka and Wendy should be a power duo, not against each other! We deep dive Salt Lake City and Courtney manages to find a way to defend her Baby G. In Beverly Hills we finally meet Morgan, get tattoos, and Kyle hosts the Dinner Party from Hell Part 2 with people of housewives past and present. Are you Team Kyle or Team Sutton? Either way, come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We chat on which housewives we would want at our table for Thanksgiving plus recaps of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We get to celebrate Wendy’s kids First Holy Communion, watch Ashley take back the rumors she’s already spread, and Robyn feel bad for people spending their precious time on her boring life (is this play about us?!). In Salt Lake City, we see and Angie try to reconnect with Shawn, we celebrate Pioneer Day (bonnets and all), and we watch Monica shut down. Are you on Monica's side or everybody else's? We are thankful to all our loyal listeners! As always, come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess what? We're back! We discuss our dinner tonight plus Beverly Hills! The ladies continue their adventures in Vegas with $6k cowboy hats, elevator fights, and so much more. Erika is a breath of fresh air without Lisa Rinna this season and is truly shining. We watch Sutton make a hefty cocktail at 1pm. We wonder if Dorit and Pkayyyy are trying to get Mo and Kyle to admit to separating? Kyle is giving us a lot this season--including examples of Sutton becoming unhinged. NAME 'EM! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we go to Ashley’s coastal chic housewarming party where she stirs the pot and changes new housewife Nneka's words around (it was the tequila!). The women immediately the love her and we couldn't help but wonder: how are Wendy and Candiace going to film with these alliances? Juan continues to mumble and tell Robyn he doesn’t care and we get to see sweet Uncle Lump…who didn't know Ashley went to the Bahamas with Michael. Will they ever get a divorce? In Salt Lake City, Lisa Barlow opens for Heather’s Bad Mormon book party (Summer Mary has been moved to listen to the audio version this week) and she and Lisa seem to finally understand each other. Move over Bad Weather because we have the GAY BAR! Mary and Willy Wonka have us over for crackers, Seth and Meredith attempt a podcast, and Grandma LD returns the car! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJud

Have you had enough of us this week or is it not enough at all!? With the release of HubbHouse on Viall Files, we had to listen and hear her side of the story. We chat about what was said, how she found out and all the in between. We also chat RHOBH, with such a silly episode. Truth be told, there is a lightness about this season with a certain cast member missing. Now these women truly can be their authentic selves. Like Sutton, who is showing us her true colors of a rich Southern Belle. Why can't she get the second date? She had a full breakdown over pants and integrity. But don't worry, she's kinky! Do you listen to music while you get it on? Or is it lights off in silence!?(Apologies for the random silence during this part as we were laughing WAY too hard...) Come judge with us!A very happy birthday to the one and only, Summer Mary!!!!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJ

Mary made it to BravoCon! Find out how she made it happen plus her full breakdown and all the Bravolebs she met! Plus we get a super-sized episode of RHOSLC where we manage to still defend Queen Barlow, explain why Heather is so obsessed with Lisa, question Whitney giving her 13 year old a golf cart, and watch Monica use her street smarts. Where the hell is Meredith!? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 8 premiere of Potomac is upon us! Did the producers tell these women to shape up or ship out?! Robyn is addressing all of the "incidents" with Juan that she hid last season. What does Robyn want to do? Juan is just a nice guy. He helps those in need, with hotel rooms, washing jerseys and getting pedicures. Ashley is basically admitting to being a gold digger and her kids seem to be in great shape, Gizelle and Jason are... something, and Mia and Gordon are in a very "small" house. Candiace needs MONEY honey to pay for this tour. We barely saw Karen or Wendy and we didn't even meet the newbie! More Happy Eddie, less Too Nice Juan. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SO MUCH NEW CONTENT!!! We really mention it all this week talking about the Vanity Fair article, no BravoCon for Ramona (or us), plus Winter House, Southern Charm, and the RHONY Reunion. In Salt Lake City, we've figured out that Mary is only filming for free food, Whitney is setting up Justin, Shawn just wants to shower after work, and Heather needs to stop talking about Jack’s mission, especially now that we know John went on one. Plus, Monica and her mom go at it--maybe they need to get a TLC show. In Beverly Hills, PKKKAYYYYY pulls off the surprise of the century, Pretty Woman meets Berlin (what was this!?). Kyle continues to blow Mo’s cover, Sutton gets ready to date, Erika demonstrates empathy and the girls head to Vegas! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 13 Premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills does not disappoint! We've got Dorit Retreat with her taking the women to Malibu to air out their grievances. Erika can’t help but double down about her BravoCon comment about Dorit's marriage, Sutton reveals another interesting tidbit about PK and Kyle is in her rebel phase: ready to make her own rules, tattoos included. Garcelle teaches her son to pump gas, Sutton bought a horse, and we wanted more Crystal! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 of Winter House kicks off strong with a new cast from all over: Below Deck, Summer House: OG, Summer House: MV, VPR, and a new blonde girl. The house seems to be an even playing field for everyone with snowball fights, hot tubs, and many single friends. Is this Hook Up House? Jordan denies both Alex and Brian in the first night and Kory won’t admit he is dating Sam. Schwartz comes with bags under his eyes, one week post Scandoval, and we can’t wait to see how the season unfolds. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things we are excited about this week: Britney Spears' new book, Taylor Swift being our Roman Empire, Jessel in Rolling Stone and Southern Charm. The finale of RHONY was a last minute attempt for some drama and Courtney may or may not be coming for Sai. Seriously though, who is this Connecticut man? Will Jenna Lyons come back next season? What do we grade this overall inaugural season of new RHONY? In Salt Lake City, Angie hosts Greek Easter and Mary finds out her son is married. Heather can’t help but ask about Jack, his mission, and why won’t Lisa read her book. Monica is trying to take down her mother and Whitney is trying to take down Justin. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much Bravo, so little time! We chat all things Southern Charm, RHOC, RHONY and RHOSLC! Charleston seems like a VERY small town where everyone is involved in each other's lives. Would strictly a hook up between Austen and Taylor be more acceptable than questioning if they should be in an actual relationship? Would you be sad to not get the invite to the "after party"? RHOC had a great season but we don't think a Part 2 for the reunion was even necessary. Too much yelling over each other and the women seemed to try to wrap things up with a nice little bow. We give an ultimatum to Shannon: either pause RHOC or pause John Janssen, but you can't have both! RHONY has us questioning why Sai and Erin care so much about Jessel and Pavit. As a Juror said, Taank Tops Unite! We still think all the women should return for a Season 2 and see the changes after watching Season 1. A show needs villains! Another week, another great episode of RHOSLC! These women are pure camp. Even though Shawn won't take his hat off, we re

This is week we are unhinged (is this surprising anymore?!)! The trailers for RHOBH and RHOM were released this week and we are going to be fed this winter! We can’t get enough of Lisa Barlow celebrating her riches, Mary fat and fashion shaming, Whitney making Monica tell Angie a made up rumor and Heather with her best friends aka her daughters. In New York, Jessel continues to be a star and Erin and Sai just need to embrace they are the mean girls. In the RHOC reunion we are proud that Gina held her own against Shannon and that Jen and Heather stood up to Tamra! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary is back this week and she is MARRIED! She gives us all the details about her amazing day and the absolutely beautiful wedding that took place. We are SOOO happy for her and she made the most beautiful bride! She catches up on all the Bravo happenings while she was away.We chat the RHOC finale and who is a loser. What we think will happen next season and cast predictions. We really loved everyone's costumes and we stand firmly on Team Dubrow! RHOSLC continues to make us laugh. Is Monica a necessary evil? Is she a great cast member? Why is she going after Baby Gorgeous?! Would you be a wet foodle or a French poodle? All we know is we want MORE! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.