Two Judgey Girls

Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket, we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. Who is gaslighting who: Carl or Lindsay? Is Carl judgmental of her drinking? Is Lindsay resentful of Carl not working? Thank goodness for West and Ciara’s love story as a palate cleanser! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wowowow we are here again! This time we discuss Part 1 of both the RHOBH and RHOM reunions. What a Wednesday! Dorit and her one hair were on display tonight being the only college graduate on stage (plus the 3 other women who also graduated from college sitting near her). Kyle gave us nothing. And we side with Crystal. Miami brought it with the fashion and the fights, though tbh we were having a tough time figuring out what they were actually fighting about. Alexia is a star and the other women should think they are too. Larsa lies again and brought Marcus, who seemingly has no job but a lot of Jordans. And Guerdy came in guns blazing. We loved it! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary is back and gives us a recap of her lovely St. Lucia honeymoon! We sure did miss her! And then there was Vanderpump Rules. And it was... something. We're over T*m S*ndoval. That's it. That's the blurb.You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Mary enjoys her amazing honeymoon, we have the best guest ever: Courtney's mom! As an avid RHOBH watcher, she breaks down all of her thoughts regarding the women of Beverly Hills: her thoughts on Kyle, Mo and Mo; how much she likes Sutton; her feelings on the White Party; how she thinks next season will play out and so much more! We had such a great time talking RHOBH and hope you enjoy listening. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Mary's last pod before she embarks on her long-awaited honeymoon! We talk the penultimate episodes of RHOBH and RHOM. Mary has some good theories about Sutton this season--could she be right?! Did Erika deserve an apology from the women? Has Kyle been messing with us all season with Mo? (And does she also have the ultimate ick with him?) We are enjoying watching Larsa squirm with avoiding Michael's approval of the relationship, her tequila line and the fact that everybody works ok? We will miss both of these seasons when they are over. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney has another run in this week with a Faithful; no other than, Pilot Pete! We discuss all things Traitors! Who will make it to the end? We also talk the Larsa/Marcus break up and have a feeling it has to do with Michael. We also can't help but talk Taylor, Travis, and the Super Bowl! We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are really enjoying Tom and his crocodile tears. What is this narcissist going to do next? It's fascinating to watch, even if we have to pretend that they still go to SUR. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hear all about Carl and Courtney running into each other this weekend plus we have to talk a little Taylor Swift! Major spoilers talking Traitors and we catch up with the Miami women in Mexico City. We are in Spain with the women of Beverly Hills and can't get enough of Sutton, including her calling herself an, "Alimony collecting, gala going, vodka drinking, erratic crazy lady!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Did Garcelle sleep with Storms dad? Is Erika the drunk Rainman? Did AnneMarie total redeem herself? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a recap of the Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We get to see Katie and Ariana front in center in the beginning credits like IT SHOULD BE! And we spend an episode catching up with everybody a few months after the implosion of Scandoval. WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back again for Happy Hour! Listen to Mary’s hilarious story from 'Two Ts in a Pod' live show plus we recap a bit of RHOM and RHOBH in Spain. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's about Traitors and the RHOSLC Reunion Part 3 today! Mary has jumped in and fully caught up. This show is so serious and unserious all at the same time--we want more! We have some controversial takes…is what Heather did worse than Monica? Should she have any consequences for lying to production, the network and her cast-mates (and us all!)? Monica and her drive-by's are officially on pause according to People Magazine, and the writing was on the wall after this reunion performance. We’ve got to hand it to the women of SLC, that was an epic season! Come judge with us!  You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY FRIDAY! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you want and get settled in! We chat everything about the VPR Season 11 Premiere Party - a true whirlwind! We discuss some finality of Southern Charm and who we see coming back and who we want to come back. Plus, we recap The Homeless Not Toothless event and watch the ladies and the American Society of Anesthesiologists take down AnneMarie. Have an amazing weekend and come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss the Southern Charm Reunion. Are you buying what Shep said? What really happened at Bravocon? Taylor hit below the belt revealing Olivia hooked up with Thomas Ravenel. Was that the bombshell Taylor thought it would be? We also discuss Part 2 of the RHOSLC Reunion that tries to show some empathy for Monica with the relationship she has with LD, falling down the no-railing stairs and potential fake TBI’s. Will Mary Cosby remain an ally or is she just a dumb b? Do we need Mary at all tbh? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on all things Bravo with the Summer House trailer, Southern Charm finale, and the Tres Amigas breaking up! We recap RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 and Mary hopes John Barlow doesn’t listen. Did Monica officially put the nails in her coffin talking about how she could save the show and ratings? Whitney telling us Justin’s ring didn’t fit was a true highlight along with Andy doing Meredith’s drunk accent. In Beverly Hills, we watch the girls lick toes, scissor, and wonder if PKayyyy and Dorit will last? Can AnneMarie just quit with the esophageal and eating disorder accusations? We get to analyze Kyle and Morgan’s relationship more and Mary is truly mesmerized with her music! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anyone else feel like they are recovering from a hangover after the explosive SLC finale?! We chat about MoniCon and what has happened since the finale? Do you want more or have you had enough yet? It feels like more information is coming by the minute! RHOM gives us Ana, who flops. What was the real point of her coming to this luncheon? Anthony makes us feel some type of way and we commend Guerdy for sharing her journey (and Russell!) with us. RHOBH has Denise v Erika (another flop), Sutton dating, Kim and Kyle discussing Big and Little Kathy, and Garcelle vs Dorit. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year, Jurors! And we started it off with a BANG! We recap the Season 4 finale of Salt Lake City where we discover Monica is Reality Von Tease, an accomplice of stolen goods at Meredith’s boutique, and had three aliases at Beauty Lab and Laser! What else is she lying about? We also find out the truth of Heather's black eye: it was Jen Shah all along! We defend Queen Barlow and her spray tan, ruminate on why Meredith can’t drive, watch Angie learn about the reveals in real time and literally just watch this episode with our jaws dropped. WHAT A FINALE! Did we learn new info? Maybe not. But did the editors build it up and make it an amazing episode? Abso-freaking-lutely! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023 is coming to an end and it's our final podcast of the year! Join us as we chat our highs of 2023, our TJG predictions for 2024 and what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for this upcoming year. Spin-offs, engagements, divorces, babies, rehab?!--we cover it all! Let us know if you agree or disagree. Have a fabulous Happy New Year and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We debrief on Season 2 of Paris in Love! While the show is supposedly centered around Paris, the real focus is on Kathy for us. Is Kathy a monster? Will she film a season 3 or try to become a "Friend of" on RHOBH again? Paris seems to live her life in fear, is she really shy or a social introvert? We can't seem to figure Carter out... Is he just a fan? What will she name her third baby? Honestly, we were kind of bummed to have missed her concert--looked like a blast! Can we get a Vegas residency? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.