Two Judgey Girls

Mary & Courtney are together in the bay this week! We talk about boring RHOC out of habit but are really just here to see Emily threaten everyones lives. Dallas is the gift that keeps on giving and we will take all we can of Kameron's confessionals and the hijinks of Brandi and Stephanie. Were you #teambethenny or #teamcarole or #teamnextseason? Ready for that one-on-one with Lu any time now... Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RIP Summer Mary. We go into the RHONY reunion and get mad at Andy for not being unbiased. We knew when Carole's text message went off that she was done. You are a drunk vs you're a drunk... that is the Shakespearian question. Leeanne makes us question fashion in Dallas plus we yearn for a $22k baby delivery party for us (minus the baby part...). Shannon also gets $22k/month from Beady Beador but we are just happy she is not attracted to him anymore! Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Go to www.teamiblends.com and use code JUDGEY for 15% off your order.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While Summer Mary is having an UnBELIZEable time on vacation, we welcome special guest Jason Richman. Jason attended #CountessandFriends with us and gave us a new perspective on all things Bravo. We welcomed the newest season of Real Housewives of Dallas, said a classy cabaret goodbye to Real Housewives of New York and shared a mutual love over Thick as Thieves Shannon Beador. Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We really dive deep into Orange County and New York. Mary had her RHOC Watch Party and even FaceTimed with the new girl, Emily, who we are totally loving. Are you #TeamGodd or #TeamOGoftheOC? Do we actually like Tamra? Is Lu jealous of Ramona’s new renovation? Is Sonja the new face of Depends? Why did Bethenny ditch Ramona’s party? Why was this episode even in existence? Come judge with us! This weeks episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code TJG for $5 off of their 6-, 12-, or 24- packs on www.morningrecoverydrink.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B continue to loathe each other. Meanwhile in the OC, we go back to Andale’s to see Tamra and her 4th boob job, Shannon and her spanx, and Vicki not really whoop it up. And finally, we see Ashley talk with Andy about being brainwashed. So much to discuss, come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Get 15% off of your order by using code 'JUDGEY' on www.teamiblends.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is stil around! Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

THE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters watched from rehab. (Another tough week for Lu.) Are you Team Bethenny or Team Carole? Mary continues to loathe B. Strong while Courtney is Team No One. The Southern Charm reunion kicks off with a letter from TRavs attorney addressing the mutual decision to not attend and acknowledging "fans". We loved Cam and Kathryn making up and are ready to see an Ashley intervention next week. Come judge with us! Next week's episode will be a break down of Naked Wasted from RHOC Season 4 Episode 8, which can be found on Hulu. This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code 'TJG' for $5.00 off any 6-, 12-, or 24-pack order. You can purchase on their website www.morningrecoverydrink.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with is a half drank tequila. Come judge with us! Interested in Teami Blends? Use our code JUDGEY for 15% off any order from their website, www.teamiblends.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on whose side we are really on, but we will try to convince you to join us as well. Hope you've enjoyed your 4th of July and enjoy this BONUS episode! Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecticut. Ramona is confronted for asking Tom (it’s about Tom) to come to one of his parties. Who does Ramona think she is? Slob Kebab. In Charleston, Ashley is struggling to deal with Thomas and hopes he will give her a ring. She is disappointed with a bracelet. Kathryn goes MIA and we find out she is battling depression. Craigy continues to work on his business even without a working pinky. Won’t you judge with us?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

BONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a listen!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!) Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside of our Bravosphere. We lament over the ending of VPR this season, but so thankful we got some secrets revealed (Scheana's confession was not one we needed...) Orange you said its over? Below Deck continues to have horribly trained staff and Captain Sandy was too much of a guest with her Womanizer. The ladies of New York brought it this week in an episode that rivals Scary Island. We cannot get enough of these women as we psychoanalyze them with no credibility. Southern Charm is still featuring that T-Rav toe face and Trashley and we can't wait to see their demise. Come judge with us! Don't forget! Two Judgey Girls is heading to Sur for See You Next Tuesday on June 12th. If you're in LA, stop by and hang!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Logan. We deep dive into the drama of Southern Charm with Trashley and T-Rav still causing the drama--but their downfall seems inevitable. Below Deck really bores us as a recap and we are now on Team Adam. The ladies of New York continue to entertain us and we are so #blessed to have them on our TV screens. Tuesday, June 12th is our meet up at SUR. If you're in the LA area, come join us for a night of drinks and dancing at 9:00pm. SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place, Captain Sandy being a boss b*itch on Below Deck, and Scheana slurping up the pasta like it'll be gone in 7 minutes or less. Won't you judge with us?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

TJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded out but also need more of him. Carole and Tinsley continue to be sitting at the mean girls lunch table yet we can’t get enough #teamradziwill. We learn that Countess Luann always adds baby when she sings happy birthday--Court was robbed. We get to see Captain Sandy and her new crew on Below Deck and deal with the worst charter guests yet! We continue to shame TRAV on Southern Charm and want him OFF OF THE SHOW. Come judge with us! Have you tried FabFitFun yet? Use our code TJG for $10 off your first box at $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up--you won't regret it!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Drew on her. We are finally saying it: Carole is Steven Tyler’s twin sister. Jason showed up to the VPR reunion and made Scheana cry. “Why is this harder than my divorce?” The ice kween has spoken, will Erika Jayne return for another season? Teddi Bear definitely solidified her diamond. Want you judge with us? Want a video autograph from your favorite Bravolebrity? Head over to www.bookcameo.com and send your mom, sister, brother, ex-boyfriend a video message! Use our code 'TJG' for $5.00 off! Are you ready to treat yoself? Try out FabFitFun! Use our code 'TJG' for $10 off your first box for $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

PSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork. Missy makes a guest spot and Lu takes her date home. We go to the TomTom Progress Party and see Rob completely ignore Scheana and her hard hat. Surprise surprise, Jax isn't moving to Florida...he is trying to move down the hall. LVP forces him give a resignation letter. We continue to watch the 2018 Dorito's apology tour and can't wait for the 3 part reunion to be over. Come JUDGE with us! Want a video autograph from your favorite Bravolebrity? Head over to www.bookcameo.com and send your mom, sister, brother, ex-boyfriend a video message! Use our code 'TJG' for $5.00 off! Are you ready to treat yoself? Try out FabFitFun! Use our code 'TJG' for $10 off your first box for $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are LIVE from Portland! Come judge with us as we talk about flying with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick as well as all things Bravo. Is RHONY the best show now that Bravo has to offer? Is Naomie the wokest girl on Southern Charm? Have you watched Southern Charm NOLA?! (If no, START!) When is RHOBH going to be over like allegedly Erika Jayne's marriage...? COME JUDGE WITH US! Have you tried FabFitFun yet? Use our code TJG for $10 off your first box at $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up--you won't regret it!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

DEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast files and applications, today's podcast is somewhat janky. And you know what, if you love us, you'll understand and deal. WE ARE SORRY! Anyways, join us as we dive into all things Bravo this week including Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, the unfortunate RHOBH as well as the stellar RHONY. We got it all for you plus Summer Mary is here to give you the deets of EVERYTHING. LOVE YOU!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.