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Wonder at a life lived in wonder! Work out your issues by holding open a door! Overvalue the used crap you're trying to sell on the Internet as a metaphor for your dating life! Plus, Corinne previews her Survivor: Ghost Island Brutal Cast Assessment and reveals which new castaway has set the gold standard for the best bio ever. ATF: I wonder what will happen next!

Max and Corinne are joined in the studio by patron Tall Shawn to answer your relationship, sex, and career advice questions. Max has a friend who's not good at reading signals from members of the opposite sex and is contemplating sitting him down for some real talk. Corinne weighs in on the new sugar babies/sugar daddies apps and issues the definitive statement on Disney bachelor parties. Plus, we add a new softback volume to the ATF Liberry.

In our last episode Max and Corinne pregamed for Arthritis Bowl, Meg Malley's and Andrea Boehlke's charity fundraiser. Now it's time to compare their notes on everything that went down at The Parlor in Hollywood last Saturday night. Corinne is head over heels for a boy from Ghost Island, while Max is formulating plans to ditch Corinne so that he can start a podcast with Andrea. Speaking of ghosts, guess who ghosted Corinne on her 28th birthday? At least she heard from Cole and JP, one of whom is getting her companion pass. Plus, Max shares an exciting update that will have us all thriving in 2018. ATF: how do we delete this?

Max and Corinne are joined by ATF favorite Tyler Fredrickson as they pregame for Meg Malley's reality TV charity event. Corinne gives an update on her "situations" with JP and Denver, recommends a teenager take up smoking a creme brulee-flavored vape, and recounts the time she nearly killed a man with a vomit-encrusted dental mold of his own esophagus. All that, plus your voicemails. ATF: The Hitlers of dating.

Max and Corinne take your dating, career, and relationship questions. Along the way Corinne confides in Max that as a youth she was tormented by a paralyzing fear of having boogers in her nose.

Corinne discovers that a company in Hong Kong is selling a Corinne Kaplan Cosplay costume. Plus, Max and Corinne once and for all settle the question on everyone's mind: Which Survivor: Philippines castaway poses the greatest threat to children?

Happy New Year! Corinne airs all of her grievances from her trip to Colombia. Max hypes this year's Reality Rally lineup. And Winter Television fills us all in on the latest developments in global cryptocurrency markets. All The Fixins: you don't have a hair on your chest.

Max and Corinne are back with all the gossip from the Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers finale week festivities. Who negged Corinne? Who was banned from the live show for being “critical of production in the media.” Who looked hot? Whose mom looked hot? Who literally swept Corinne off her feet? Whose Christmas wish is for a Survivor legend to stop "sucking CBS dick"? And who was handing out rape whistles? All these questions and more will be answered as Max and Corinne weigh in on all the controversy surrounding the season's end.

We hear a lot about what Corinne looks for in a man. But what are Max's dating criteria? Two words: Manson girls. Corinne contemplates moving the NFL combine to her living room after a QB she's had an eye on for years takes home the Heisman. One patron is in love with another patron and wants to know what to do about it. Another patron wants to be taller, but you've can't fix a club foot. And a third patron wants what she can't have...until she gets it, at which point she doesn't want it any more. Want to ask your dating, relationship, or career advice question on the air? Email atfixins@gmail.com, call 607-AT-FIXIN, or record a message on survivorATF.com.

Introducing “ATF On Your Side,” a new segment that shines a light on reality star scams and ripoffs. Max reveals the truth behind the vitamin program that has one castaway whereing [sic] no make [sic] in 2018. Corinne has a terrible run of bad luck with the men in her life, including The Doctor, EDM, Dolly, Denver, and the shirtless guy who apparently now lives in her parking space. Max offers Corinne some some well-intentioned advice, but it’s probably too late. All The Fixins: 5150, 92% banana, and 7 in 72.

With Max on vacation in Hawaii Corinne is bursting at the seems with stories to tell. For starters, there’s been a major breakthrough in the ongoing saga of Corinne’s crime-riddled apartment building. Inspired by the courageous women of the “Me Too” movement Corinne turns whistleblower and drops a dime on the ruthless gangster who manages her property. Only when it’s too late does she realize that this woman has a key to her apartment and has probably been inserting Corinne’s toothbrush into her yoni while she’s out chasing tall men in Denver. Speaking of tall men in Denver, Corinne recounts her long-anticipated first date (and second, third, and fourth dates) with the bearded Marine turned investment banker she had been grooming on Tinder. Good news! He’s even more perfect in real life than he is on paper…provided you can overlook a skull soaking in bleach in a bucket in his back yard and a mobile rape wagon. Plus Corinne finally meets Ken McNickle at his place of employment, Denver’s top consumer of chlorin

Join Max and Corinne as they venture to a dark, scary place: Corinne’s LinkedIn DMs. Corinne shares a message from a tantric sex guru, writer of words, and colonics enthusiast who wants to teach her all about the geography of her yoni. After breaking for a light snack Max introduces "ATF On Your Side," a new segment dedicated to shining a light on reality TV ripoffs. In this inaugural installment we hear from an ATF patron who was scammed by a Big Brother houseguest. Plus, Max and Corinne take your relationship and advice questions. All the Fixins: Supercharged V8 pleasure from podcasting!

Corinne is back from her trip to Europe and has plenty of tall tales to tell. Would you put it past her to have used her friend's cancer to get extra leg room on her flight? Or to have roofied herself and consumed a week's worth of food before takeoff? Or to have lured underaged members of the Tunisian national basketball team away from their faith? When Corinne finally stops talking Max catches her up on all of the Survivor gossip from while she was away, including who got a new job, who got trampled by horses, and who has slept with all 515 of her fellow castaways. Plus, Max and Corinne offer their tips on how to create a successful Tinder profile. All the Fixins: the Rouge airlines of podcasting.

Introducing ATF Rewind, a look back at the some of the best worst moments (or is it worst best moments?) in ATF history. In this inaugural episode we revisit the long, drawn out saga of the original friend-boy, EDM. Charge up your drone and put on your NASA tee-shirt, because this romance takes lows to a new high.

Francesca Hogi joins Max and Corinne in the studio to answer your sex, career, and relationship questions. Plus, Corinne shares her views on feminism.

What a week it was! Corinne got in an altercation with an elderly lady at the outlet mall, went to an EDM concert with sweaty children in Canada, and unleashed the wrath of an illiterate prayer circle with her comments about the George Zimmerman of California's 43rd District. Talk about living your best life! Max has the results of last week's "Anna's Bananas" vote and five new contenders for the title of the most bananas Anna statement of the week. All the Fixins: We're at war against stupid.

All the Fixins is back after a Halloween hiatus. Hail Satan! Corinne elaborately stages her home to exact revenge on an ex who is probably too stupid to have noticed in the first place. Speaking of stupid, our producer shares lots and lots of clips of everyone’s favorite banana proving that while mouths can't get pregnant they can fit a whole foot inside. All that, plus your voicemails. All the Fixins: a show where it’s quite perverse.

Wow, breaking story! Survivor’s ambassador to the City of Breast is making an official state visit to California and Max and Corinne are here to cover it. She’s assembled a crack team to investigate reports of Satanic drag queens at the Long Beach Public Liberry. Yes, you heard me correctly, “liberry.” Her squad: an ITT grad / convicted congressional wannabe who leaves his parentheses open and the disgraced comedic voice of the millennial generation. Max and Corinne answer your advice dating and relationship questions, and Corinne shares the story of her own encounter with a Harvey Weinstein-like figure. All the Fixins: we take it very seriously when hateful morons try to push our friends and loved ones back into the closet.

Corinne calls a “Ladder 49” to rally the Lonely Heart’s Club for some Mac and Cheesing. If you have no idea what that last sentence means you are not alone. A former friend boy has fallen on hard times and Karma Kaplan is here to gloat about it. Max updates Corinne on the latest Survivor social media news, including Rimmer’s Twitter (fake), Joe’s Twitter (essential), and Cole’s Twitter (deleted). Corinne awards the first-ever Dolly, her weekly award for the hottest guy of the most recent Survivor episode. Plus, we check in on one former Survivor yogi’s softback Kickstarter and another’s televised love triangle.

Max and Corinne welcome back ATF’s first and favorite guest: Worlds Apart sole Survivor/former Corinne friend boy/Max’s best friend Mike Holloway. Mike tries to name his favorite Heroes, Healers, and Hustlers but can’t remember anyone’s name. Corinne discusses if Ryan is a Cochran, and explains why she has such a deep, all-consuming hatred for the man in the sweater vest. Max proposes that Cole is getting high off sharing secrets, and Corinne has a premonition that the center fielder will live or die by her throwing arm. Corinne, Max, and Mike help a moose in the headlights save the little man from inside the canoe and a few high school kids figure out how to bang or drink before they’re ready. In the latest installment of This Week In Survivor One World, Leif dresses up like Eminem and wags his dong around for $400.