What It Is! With Miles & Kenny

Life-long friends get reacquainted with another life-long friend. Super friend, Annalise! The trio reminisce over times past and old inside jokes while learning about what she has been up for the past few years. *Teaser- it involves filming a movie in a cave in a Chinese province where inbreeding is rampant! Filmmaker, Annalise, the wonderful consistent content generator, captures the imaginations and inspires awe in Miles &  Kenny by talking about ringer dates, complex emotions and chasing dreams.

The boys talk about prison breaks and a childish Twitter feud between a Mexican drug lord and a presidential candidate. They talk about the recent photographs of Pluto that were captured and the evolution of human intellect. They talk about the Iran nuclear weapons deal. They talk about the new Scream TV show and how they find it it difficult to relate to the new MTV generation. They talk about the fact that scientists have found the oldest sperm which makes them wonder why homeless people don't just leave. They find out what it's like to be eaten by a shark and that sharks are in fact not the real dangers but rather vending machines should be feared. They discover the lost recently leaked Aqua Teen Hunger Force Boston bomb scare response episode.

Kenny talks about an eBay fiasco involving women's boat shoes for men and shopping for a car whilst drunk; Miles informs Kenny about a Taco Bell delivery service and ocean dangers. Kenny plays more songs and sketches from his old flip phone; including the saga of Pajama Man Don, who fights goblins, government submarines and an Indian who has seven things to say.

It's weekend update with your hosts, Miles & Kenny. Here are this weeks top stories. A 32 year-old man attends a wedding in Webster, meets a girl, gets his signals crossed, loses the girl and ends up stranded in Auburn and is almost abducted by the Dead Spouses Club. A Milford couple visit their family in Maine became victims of a horrific boat accident and end up stranded on a lake with no water or food. In a wild turn of a events, later that night they are visited by aliens who molest them. In other news, the dirt children send out the call to destroy all the car bumpers in Central Massachusetts, Jurassic World makes everyone feel like a kid again and today is Father's Day, so leave dad alone, everyone. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Your hosts crawl through a river of shit with Dick & Sweat in their ears to remind you that some words aren't meant to be caged, their letters are just too bright. Miles is told not to use the word "slut" in a comedy sketch and Kenny explains why you should. In the midst of political correctness, Miles & Kenny sit and listen to old controversial flip phone voice memos with the sun on their shoulders and feel like free men. Get busy laughing or get busy dying, folks.

In this episode, your hosts take a trip down memory lane. Miles reads truly awkward journal entries he wrote when he was in high school and Kenny plays old and extremely hilarious songs and sketches that he used to send Miles from his old flip phone. Cringe while Miles awkwardly describes his first kiss and the first time he had sex. Laugh while Kenny sings songs about bad pork, what happens when you drink cranberry juice and a massacre on the Northeast Expressway. Enjoy as they tell stories from a really fun weekend they had at Drew The Cop and Emil-lay's house. Stew in disgust as the two discuss feminism infiltrating the media.

Miles and Kenny are joined by the most ‘specialist’ of special guest’s! Dr. Lauren, Dippin’ the Dog Dave, and Kenny's wife Julie! The five-some discuss Lauren’s extensive medical experience as they skirt around those tricky HIPAA laws! Miles and Kenny find out that doctors are actually poor and do nothing, working in a hospital is not at all like they show you on TV, there’s a difference between COWS and WOWS, and women poop during birth! Miles and Kenny somehow get Lauren to discuss poop, prolapse, and fisting; we learn all about ‘anal tone’, and Miles is schooled on the intricacies of the cervix. We then switch topics to the origin of Lauren and Dave’s relationship, including: Dave’s magic hands, masturbation on the first date, and when it’s okay to cry in front of your wife. Lastly we learn that Dave was born erect and pooping! Listen and laugh along with Miles, Kenny, and the ‘specialist’ of specialists!

Doctor Lauren provides tips to those looking to experiment with prolapse.

After some incredibly embarrassing and unfortunate events at their jobs your hosts grab some mics and do the only job that really matters, podcasting! Miles talks about a very degrading experience he had at work where he got in trouble by his boss for smiling and laughing. Kenny plays and rips apart the professional marketing video he starred in for the college he attends. Miles tries to figure out how to win over a girl who attends parties in penthouses that overlook the city, where people jump into ball pits and ride around on hoverboards. Kenny talks about his adventure in Worcester where he encountered voodoo dolls, women in dumpsters, sharks and magic farts! To end the episode the podcasting pals partake at a prolapse party with their pal Puke Guts.

Listen as Miles goes on a Hawaiian adventure by himself to Maui where he swam in a shark infested underwater cave, went cliff diving, compared penises on a nude beach, snorkeled with sea turtles and managed to piss off a Canadian! Laugh as Miles talks about how a stale bag of Cheerios saved his life and how he had to fight a nun chuck wielding child after trying to snap a picture of a nude sun bather. Learn what name Miles gave his penis and what a-list celebrity sold him a camera! Miles then shares touching, funny and very blunt thoughts he had while adventuring alone in paradise.

Miles & Kenny inhabit two worlds, the real world where they’re at the mercy of circumstance and the podcast world, a safe place. Where they can escape! Miles & Kenny shift between these worlds to strengthen their will. Here, Miles lives in a hobbit hole, in the city. The only one who really cares for him is Kenny, a grad school student studying social work. But in the podcast world, the other world, they rule the digital realm. And are the protectors of each other. There they care for each other. But they always end up back in the real world. Go back through the annals of history to hear untold tales that both united and destroyed them. Miles & Kenny celebrate the 10th anniversary of their favorite movie, The Maxx! Miles also celebrates the 20th anniversary of when he began writing and the 10th anniversary of his blog by reading hilarious journal entires that he wrote when he was thirteen! Kenny shares some old and very emo journal entires and some old and new music he wrote. Find out what "Hawaiian Dunahan"

Super friend, Woody, joins the podcast and turns it into a veritable aural orgy by finally making this podcast funny! The threesome go from "Gap to goth" when Kenny plays us some "new" music he's recently discovered, Witch house! Miles regales you with a story of wrangling a "wild and wacky" Woody during a night of drunken debauchery. Miles proceeds to share... Nope! The boys get side tracked and talk about the time Kenny was left alone at a club to "dance2dagrave." Miles and Woody then tell two very hilarious and creepy stories of truly awful failed dates. Miles tells us of the time he found romance with a girl who chugged vodka in his car only to end up in the ER. Woody recalls a date with a witch who breaks glass all over her floor so he can't escape! The boys talk a lot about social media etiquette and find out that you can use LinkedIn to get your toes sucked. Miles asks if anybody else feels like they try to be the cool kid at work like he does, while everyone else is serious. (Note: Miles came down

This week, your hosts give you the best aural pleasure you’ve ever had. Kenny Whizzes us through a horrible/hilarious nightmare he had and plays some new music he’s discovered. Miles receives a scathing review from one of his sketch writing peers regarding his most offensive comedy sketch. Miles, of course, reads the email aloud on the podcast and scathes the scather. The two get real for a little bit, so Miles can have a heart to heart with his best friend. Miles talks about his fear of the future and the increasing burden and sorrow he feels over his perpetual loneliness that he cannot seem to remedy. Miles attends a wedding in Florida with a girl he likes and comes back with hilarious stories of old man fights, food poisoning and gum offering Guidos. The two reminisce about 2002, specifically when they were serenaded by their favorite musician Jonah Matranga. A wonderful memory that helped solidify their friendship as well as Miles’s relationship with the super friends.

Remember the time Miles got raped by a girl?! No? Well, you will after this unforgettable episode, in which Miles recounts the tale of the "Russian Rapist." A tragic rape story filled with laughs from stories involving carbon monoxide, timed cuddling, gay orgy fights and cocaine covered kisses. The boys read and role-play some sketch comedy Miles wrote for his second sketch writing class to determine if Miles has become any funnier. After the reading and the raping, Kenny helps Miles to win over a girl he's in love with.

Celebrate the "What it Is!" 1-year anniversary! The dirty duo get squeaky clean this episode, drop the cussing and learn that behind all great men there are grand parents. Meet Miles & Kenny's grandparents, Gene & Dottie! Without whom, Miles & Kenny never would have met. Miles & Kenny interview their grandparents and learn all about their lives before they met, how they came to meet and what their lives are like now. Truly the most significant episode of "What it Is!" yet!

Kenny and his wife Julie finally take their honeymoon proper, and they come back and tell you and Miles all about it! Laugh along as Kenny & Julie fend off swingers, mayonnaise covered flies, big titted women and a taxi driver who tries to bring them to group sex with cats. Kick back and listen to the soothing sounds of Caribbean music while Miles & Kenny do truly awful Jamaican impersonations and try and figure why the sun sets so fast in Antigua.

Kenny finds out that his car is a death trap while Miles updates us with a funny story on a girl he fingered once. They both rediscover an awful video game from their youth that helped shape their friendship, which makes Miles ask Kenny if he thinks they've become old curmudgeons because they only play retro video games. Miles & Kenny then shame and berate fat people, at length, for trying to convince us that it's okay to be fat. And they wonder why no one "Likes" their podcast...

During this festive time Miles & Kenny asked their friends Drew the Cop & Dippin' The Dog Dave to come on the podcast to talk about some of their favorite Christmas memories of their youth and to talk about New Years Eve stories they've all shared together. Accompanied by a live audience consisting of the wives of all the males (excepting Miles), laugh along as they talk about: "No-Pants New Years," drinking Seagrams Whiskey mixed with Ken's Italian Dressing, ghost riding and teen wolfing a whip while running over their friend in the process, trannies on roller skates, breaking floors while dancing to their favorite song and getting in trouble by the police for singing Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy.

Miles & Kenny switch from white meat to dark meat this Thanksgiving and don't go back! Kenny talks about how much he hates Thanksgiving and Black Friday. Miles promotes his friends' cider project by drinking it to excess. The two try to talk about the recent Grand Jury decision in the Michael Brown shooting only to find out that Miles is still an uninformed asshole, so the subject is immediately changed to a topic Miles only has a modicum of information on, Bill Cosby's rape allegations.

Miles talks about the greatest thing that's ever happened to him, having an inappropriate steamy love affair with his insanely hott Barbie doll boss. Miles & Kenny talk about wanting to 'hate fuck' a hott horrible boss from a kids furniture store where they used to work together. Kenny asks the question "why can't you fuck any girl you want?", which leads to Miles wondering if Kenny is talking about raping people. The two discuss sexual fetishes that disgust them and speculate what the people they know might be into sexually.