What It Is! With Miles & Kenny

Miles and Kenny had so much epic-ness to discuss this week they went rogue and added an extra hour of material! Prepare to ask yourself: “How can two dudes pack this much goodness into one episode of a podcast?!” This week: hear the most epic Albert update ever! ANOTHER unmissable Vodka Chuggin’ Vixen update with musical accompaniment! Kenny talks about his new show and Miles discusses a sitcom idea. You’ll also hear the infamous Sara the Swede story! Miles almost gets raped by ANOTHER old guy! And Kenny’s identity is stolen! We visit a park in Botswana, learn how to have sex with a grapefruit, and wrap up with more unsent texts. Do yourself a service and don’t miss one of the greatest shows in What it Is! history!

Miles & Kenny do a normal everyday run of the mill episode.

Damn duders! Miles & Kenny are back at it again for all their white and non-white fans! This week, Miles talks about a movie he's going to make called Taking Cinderella To Applebee's, how annoying it can be to hang out with entertainment snobs and whether or not all men are pedophiles. Kenny gets some stuff off his chest about Donald Trump, pedo priests and not understanding the success of videos that go viral. They cap off the episode by talking to Jørn from the Grocery Stair and reading Kenny's hilarious unsent text messages to Miles.

Ride the wave this week as we’re joined by Super Friend Cammo returning from the Navy! We’re also joined by Witch House Woody, Dr. Lauren, Dippin’ the Dog Dave, and Wife Julie! Hear all about Cammo’s 6 years of naval service including: interrogating Iranians while seasick, avoiding the potatoes, and what it means to “suck tuck and duck”! Hear how Miles and Kenny came to know Cammo through touring in Bison Bison, guzzling Razzmatazz, and nearly whipping their dicks out in Miles’ basement! Miles makes his music debut by singing a song about a short lived romance with a woman he met at CVS and Cammo talks about his obsession with fridge technology. There’s secret ribs, salad tossing, a mysterious man named Joe Dirt who throws his poop at the wall, a music festival named “Buttstock” and raucous overseas adventures in this essential episode.

A plentiful Kenny-full episode. Miles takes a back seat this episode since his life is so awesome lately he doesn't have anything to talk about! Kenny reveals a new What it Is! theme song, his love/hate for the new X-Files show, unsent texts to Miles, new favorite music he's discovered, more award show disdain and old voice memos he used to send to Miles.

Well folks, the bodacious bros are back in the saddle again to provide you with two more hours of What it Is gold! Hear the first guest-less episode of 2016 as the boys go back to basics and talk about the mysteries of a man ordering “2 cokes”, Kenny toppling down a mountain on skis, Miles’ adventures in LA; including: airport robberies, strip clubs, almost dying in multiple ways, and trying weed! There’s a surprise guest caller, Vodka Chuggin’ Vixen update, motivational videos, cooter punching for McRibs, and bear attacks in this week’s episode of the greatest show to grace the intertubes.

Continuing their second anniversary celebration, the beloved blonde "brothers" ask two people who have been there from the start to talk about their friendship, meet Miles's parents! Learn a little bit more about Miles & Kenny by learning about John & Danielle! Find out why Miles's parents are so cool...(it's because they're young physically and young at heart). Listen to the terrifying tale of "the mad plumber"! The outrageous tales from "party central," aka Nana's house! Teeth chattering ghost stories from the sandpit! Flatbed truck rides fraught with peril! A narrow escape from the release of an enormous penis! And so much more!

Before recording this extra special episode, Miles and Kenny asked themselves, “how should we celebrate two years of fine podcasting brilliance?!” The answer? Have their parents on the show to share unfettered wisdom and give a unique perspective on the friendship upon which this podcast is based! In the first of two anniversary episodes, meet Kenny’s parents, Ken Sr. and Teresa! Dive deeper into the history behind one half of your favorite podcast duo and discover more about the origin of Miles and Kenny’s friendship. Find out why Kenny almost wasn’t born, twice! How his brother, Ryan became an old Asian man, what happens when you chew on windowsills, ride under the hood of a car (we still don’t get it!), drive home backwards, and get pushed off the roof by your brother, Albert. Speaking of Albert, hear Ken Sr. reflect on life with the blue blur himself in the most introspective Albert update yet! There’s UFO stories, escaped monkeys from the zoo, and a vast graveyard filled with doll heads in this monumenta

HOLIDAY BONUS EPISODE! On behalf of everyone else we rear-ended this year by recording at a loud New Year's Eve party we promise you that if enough of you download this episode we'll put in a pool. Rather than a jelly of the month this week, Miles & Kenny are giving you topics like dead dogs, naked screaming Asian ladies and drunk Christmas shopping! Your hosts whose hearts are bigger than their brains also talk about political correctness in Star Wars The Force Awakens, nunchucks in butts and white privilege. Episode 54 sounded good on paper, but, looses it's luster when you listen to how is affects real folks. I guess drunken hilarious content doesn't mean much if you have to hurt the people who listen to you regularly. It's true listeners who make the difference. True listeners like you. So however many episodes you got from us last year, add one drunk-free crisp audio episode more. Happy Holidays everyone!

Goodbye 2015, hello 2016! Come celebrate with Miles & Kenny the only time you want to celebrate the passing of time, New Year's Eve! The boys take their show to Last of the Mohicans Soham & Super Friend Jessica's New Year's Eve party. It is truly a rare glimpse into the unique bond these friends all share with one another. Hear Drew the Cop and Emilayy's special announcement, what Dr.Lauren wore that popped so many boners, a slew of drunken conversations and who likes to get peed on. (NOTE: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this episode. We knew that recording a podcast at a New Year's Eve party was going to result in compromised sound. However, we think that the episode is successful in showing a slightly more candid and honest depiction of the way our friends interact. Hopefully after listening you will understand why we feel these friendships are interesting enough to put online.)

So this is Christmas, and what have they done, another year over, Kenny went to London, and so this is Christmas, Miles is Christmas Don, crappy gifts for a grandson, a wall full of dung. A very curry Christmas, and a happy new year, let's hope it's a good one, without any jeer. To all you fellow observers of Jesus's birthday, Merry Christmas! This week, Kenny talks about his Thanksgiving vacation to London and receiving crappy gifts as a child on Christmas. Miles talks about a movie he starred in, and how pissed he is about how his family decided to celebrate Christmas this year and that people still make fun of him.

A mighty podcast Voltron is formed this week on What it Is! when Miles & Kenny are joined with super friends, Wild and Wacky Wood Man and The Last of the Mohicans himself, Soham! The quartet reminisce over times past and old inside jokes while learning about Soham's cider company, Artifact Cider Project. Cider maker Soham talks about intrinsic rage, getting molested in NYC, dealing with racism as a kid and his wedding where he wed other super friend, Jessica! An unforgettable episode of What it Is! that gives a real glimpse into the bond Miles & Kenny have with their friends.

Miles fools his neighbors into thinking he has sex, debuts his podcast theme song and arrives at the end of the Internet. Kenny loses weight, gets a new car, invites a little boy into his house and wants to have sex with moms! The boys throw shade at people on social media for how they honor Paris and the victims in the wake of the terrorist attacks. They cannot figure out what cisgender is, why 'tranny' is a bad word and why everyone calls everyone a creep these days.

Miles and Kenny are celebrating 50 episodes of What it Is! With Miles & Kenny by giving you a best of! This episode is a retrospective of some of the greatest moments from the last 49 episodes of What it Is! Remember great moments in What it Is! history such as: Miles almost getting raped by a guy, meeting a girl named “AIDS Couch”, learning the point of life, Kenny’s dream dad, old man fights, watching pornography in public, and so much more! Enjoy the greatest moments since the conception of your favorite podcast, What it Is! With Miles & Kenny

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the future! While we may not have hoverboards, self lacing shoes, neon sidewalks, skyways, Jaws 19 or self drying jackets we do have nostalgia for all those things! Join us as we celebrate Back to the Future Day! Kenny updates us all on his aunts concerning religious psychosis while Miles talks about his date having a general psychosis. Miles gets excited for something he will never eat, McDonalds all-day breakfast while Kenny totals his car. Through all that, they even have time to lose more listeners by talking about how disenchanted they are by the new Star Wars movie.

Behold, My Servant, whom I uphold; My chosen one in whom My soup delights I have put My broth upon Him; He will bring forth warm feelings to the tummies. Amen. Then the news about Him spread throughout Allston. So they brought to Him all those who were afflicted, those suffering from burns from fingers of rust. And He healed them. Amen. And the eye of the innocent watches for the dawn, thinking, 'No politically correct eye can see me,' and covers his head with black face. Amen. I do not want you to be participants with demons or the non chosen. You cannot drink the cup of soup and the cup of demons too. So It Has Been Said, And So It Shall Be done. - Miles & Kenny 48:1.

Your hosts get ready for Halloween by donning some wigs, acting in horror movies, joining a cult and dancing with the night beast. Miles meets up with his long time pen pal that he met at a club 15 years ago, the same night Kenny danced with the ugliest girl in the history of mankind. Kenny and Miles wonder what Michael Myer's O face would look like. Miles's comedy show goes off without a hitch and is a giant success. Kenny experiences a bomb scare at his work. Miles talks about having to be nude on camera for a movie he's going to be in. Miles attends a wig party to ask out his dream girl. While Kenny deals with his aunts religious psychosis that is beginning to take a scary turn. Scares, success and sick beats aplenty this week.

Hello! It's'a us, Miles and'a Kenny! Miles & Kenny celebrate the anniversaries of Artifact Cider Project and Super Mario Bros. by getting nice and liquored up and blowing each others cartridges. This week, Miles has to tell you about the future! He says that the movie Demolition Man predicts the future; and quite accurately at that. After a long night of sweet passionate gaming they do the walk of shame and throw shade at Nicki Minaj, stoners, Nicole Arbour, fat people and the Emmy's. Thank you so much a-for-to listening to our Podcast!

The dirty duo are joined by Miles's cousin, Melissa! They reminisce about the past and stories they've all shared. Miles promotes his upcoming comedy show while Melissa reads strange news from the Milford Town Crier. Kenny discusses getting rear ended on the highway, seeing Jurassic World and his aunt's religious psychosis.

Miles dips his toes back into the personal pool and talks about working with Hollywood recording artists who are currently working on movies with his hero, Kevin Smith! Miles also talks about reaching his breaking point at work and with living in Massachusetts, and how he is seriously considering moving across the country to chase his dreams. Kenny talks about his new internship, overturned cars on the freeway and plays old hilarious voice memos. To commemorate the airing of the final episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a television cartoon that strengthened their friendship, the two reminisce over their favorite scenes and cherished memories involving the show.