What It Is! With Miles & Kenny

Miles & Kenny role-play some sketch comedy Miles wrote for his improv class to determine if Miles has become any funnier. Miles asks Kenny if he thinks there is such a thing as fake fans. The discussion turns philosophical as the two try to determine if people are genuinely interested in the things they say they are, or if they're just trying to fit in. This leads to the two getting into a fight on air.

Darkness falls across podcast land. Halloween hour is close at hand. Nightcrawlers crawl in search of blood. To terrorize this Hopedale neighborhood. And if Lion-O shall be found without the soul for getting down, she must stand and face the sounds of Michael Sembell-O, and rot inside an elderly couple corpse's shell. The foulest language is in the air, the funk from Frankenstein is groovin,' and grisled fools from every condo are closing in to write you home. And though you fight to stay awake your body starts to shiver for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the Halloween hitter.

Hey, Vern! Listen to these two podcasting pals as they describe what they've been up to lately. Miles goes clubbing with his whole family while Kenny attends an Octoberfest and drinks the day away. Miles & Kenny give us an update on the "vegan ham incident" which turns into a funny philosophical discussion about what it means to be offended. The two discover that gender got really confusing in the past few years, that there's nothing special about the new iPhone and who their number one fan is. Miles attends a comedy class to learn to be more funny only to end up playing "Duck, duck, goose" for some reason and dances with a girl who was on the bigger side... …know what I mean?

Miles finds the first girl he ever had a crush on 24 years later. Kenny learns that he still has love for the X-Files, despite a long hiatus of not watching, while Miles disappoints Kenny as usual with his lack of interest for everything Kenny loves. Together, the two flesh out a script for an adult themed kids movie they plan to make as well as talk about and completely spoil Kevin Smith's new movie, Tusk.

The two discuss the news regarding the leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence; listen as Kenny gushes over her while Miles throws down shade. Miles & Kenny get schooled about rabies from their special guest, Dr.Lauren, and they go on a date to a Blockbuster video store where Miles teaches Kenny about Netflix and proceed to wax intellectual about horror movies. Miles questions why people vocalize their opinions on his life choices and Kenny questions why he's still friends with Miles despite hating everything he loves.

Miles shares some big news while Kenny educates Miles on what's happening in the news. The two talk about recent life changing events in Miles's life and they talk about the recent racially charged events dealing with Anthony Cumia and Michael Brown's death.

You are cordially invited to listen to the wedding of Kenny and Julie. Miles & Kenny with special guest Julie, Kenny's now wife, regale the audience with tales and other funny anecdotes from and leading up to Kenny & Julie's wedding.

The boundless blonde best buds present a variety of topics that will run the gamut of your emotions. Miles struggles and overcomes an emotional situation with a girl while Kenny disenchants a wildly unfunny man and weeps over a lack of pizza in his life. While Miles confronts Kenny about the growing onslaught of jokes at his expense from Kenny and his friends the podcast is interrupted by a very tragic event; they pause the podcast to help a nearby dog that sounded in distress only to unfortunately watch as it was tragically hit by a car. A somber episode for sure, but they leave you laughing the whole way through.

Super friend, Dave, explains how to enter any body of water with minimal shock to the system.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Juvenility...the dynamic duo are joined by a cadre of their super friends. Special guests Anthony & Woody talk about how they met Miles & Kenny, and the funny memories they've all shared. Accompanied by a live audience, laugh as Anthony dominates the recording and cringe as Woody's microphone ruins it. (NOTE: No, seriously though, something went wrong with Woody's mic during this recording so there's a lot of loud rubbing noises found throughout. Sorry about that.)

Miles goes on a job Interview dressed as Adolf Hitler while Kenny juggles 2 girlfriends at the same time. Miles mistakes Magic Johnson for Kareem Abdul Jabar and also Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock for Def Leopard. The two tell the hilarious story of "The Lion Girl." Miles goes to a technology forum and tells people the meaning of life.

In part 2 of Miles's solo trip to Australia he goes to Melbourne to swim with dolphins and seals, and meet the big titted monster. As fate would have it he ends up picking strawberries at a holocaust museum. Miles hangs out with koalas, kangaroos and bull ants in the wild, and discusses the weirdness of pooping whilst flying in a plane.

Listen as Miles goes on an Australian adventure by himself where he met Kareem Abdul Jabar, scuba dove in a kiddie pool, swam with the buttholes of the sea and had a perilous encounter with a giant bird eating spider. Laugh as Miles goes to the opposite side of the world to escape ridicule from his friends and family only to get ridiculed there as well. Miles forgets how to take a piss, chows down on kangaroo and almost gets stabbed in the neck with a pencil.

The two discuss the theme and implications of the movie Don Jon. They also watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer and recount memorable movie going experiences. The dynamic duo break and enforce the law when Kenny gets pulled over twice in the same night, while Miles stops a public pisser.

The blonde duo celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking moonshine and recounting tales of drunken debauchery. Miles talks about the first time he drank and shared a beer with his uncle, while Kenny talks about the first time he drank and puked in a tent. Kenny kicks a hole through Miles's ceiling and the boys talk about the intricacies of making road sodas, puking at pedestrians and a couch with AIDS.

The duo watch porn videos they loved from their past and critique. They find out who is to blame when Michael Myers is growing weed in your house. Miles talks about the solo Australian trip he's taking where he's going to ride a kangaroo over to the big titted monster. Kenny's in-law's break into his house and bring him a hive of bee's and Miles explains the Jaws tetralogy to Kenny. Miles's "goldfish" memory ruins his Hawaiian vacation and Kenny tries to convince us that he never kissed that guy that time.

The duo get serious and ask the hard hitting questions like why the news never reports good news, when do you stop pursuing a girl and what is the velocity of ejaculation? Miles & Kenny talk at length about weed in a vaudevillian accent and they find out that this podcast does not get you laid.

Remember the time Miles almost got raped?! No? Well, you will after this unforgettable episode, in which Miles and Kenny recount the tale of "the moist one." The boys discuss Miles's failing memory and the resulting confrontations. Miles discusses feeling like a bitch in his current relationship. Is "just the tip" sex? And wtf is hate speech?

Wrapping up the epic 5 part tale, we begin with Miles & Kenny starting their adult years by dating two teenage girls and falling in love. Listen as Miles & Kenny relive those fateful days when they had to pick up the shattered pieces of their hearts after two very destructive break-ups with said teenagers. Kenny finds love and eventual matrimony in the arms of the love of his life as Miles's life slowly goes down the proverbial toilet. Relive with Miles & Kenny during their most tumultuous time as friends. This episode delivers a spectrum of emotions the two felt during this time; some of it sad, some of it anger, but it all has a happy ending. In the fifth and final chapter of Miles & Kenny's origin story, the duo tell you why the podcast is called "What it is!", why they're podcasting to begin with, and why it's important to them both.

Miles & Kenny talk about the pinnacle of their friendship, the college years. They recount hanging out every single day, having sex with girls and waxing intellectual about their ideas on life. There are tales of break-ins, sexual fetishes and three-way's the two almost ended up in. Kenny blows a kiss that ends up in a car accident and Miles just plain gets blown. The duo reminisce about dancing in clubs, single handedly bankrupting a coffee shop and running people over in a sandbox.