Celebrity Afterlife Report

Abe Lincoln is calling his wife's bluff. Whitney Houston has threatened to divorce Honest Abe if he becomes an MMA fighter. So far, the former president refuses to give up his dream. We also now know who is scheduled to be his first opponent...and it's a name you'll definitely recognize. The feud between Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy has gone before the judge on a TV courtroom show. Tammy Faye Bakker has ruled on whether the two can continue to imitate each other. You'll be shocked when you hear the outcome of the case. The new sit-com starring Herve Villechaize and Nell Carter has hit the Next World airwaves. Is it a miserable failure as I predicted or a hit? The answer may not be what you expect. Former professional wrestler Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna, has taken the stage in the female lead of The Taming Of The Shrew. The reviews are in. Did the man-sized Laurer embarrass herself in the feminine role (as many expected)? You'll find out.