Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

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This podcast is dedicated to those who haven't read the bible. I haven't. In fact I'm reading it as i'm recording the thing. Thoughts do come up, some thoughtful, some philosophical, but almost always dumb. The goal is to read the bible cover to cover and have a few laughs at the expense of "The Good Book" and maybe the greater world around us. Not intended to belittle, but to just have some fun with what I am reading as I am reading it.

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  • 90- Deuteronomy - 31 And 32 - A Whoring After Other Gods

    90- Deuteronomy - 31 And 32 - "A Whoring After Other Gods"
    25/04/2018 Duration: 34min

    Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 89 - Deuteronomy - 29 And 30 - Keep On A - Worshipping Or Die

    89 - Deuteronomy - 29 And 30 - "Keep On A - Worshipping Or Die"
    17/04/2018 Duration: 19min

    In this episode we get the same ol' stuff drilled into you. Worship God or he kills you in nasty ways. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 88 - Deuteronomy - 27 And 28 - The Many Ways God Is Gonna Cut You Down

    88 - Deuteronomy - 27 And 28 - "The Many Ways God Is Gonna Cut You Down"
    26/03/2018 Duration: 34min

    In this episode we take a long look at what gets cursed and what gets blessed and what happens to those that don't follow Gods word. Which....is most people on the planet it seems. Now that I type this He let a lot of people go astray. Like seriously. He started with two and can't keep entire nations and tribes together. Whoa. Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 87 - Deuteronomy - 25 And 26 - Dont Touch The Secret Place Ladies!

    87 - Deuteronomy - 25 And 26 - "Don't Touch The Secret Place Ladies!"
    18/03/2018 Duration: 20min

    In this episode we learn some new rules, some stuff about touching junk, and what to do when you're giving some of your crops to the poor. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 86 - Deuteronomy - 23 And 24 - Whores And Dogs And Charity Work

    86 - Deuteronomy - 23 And 24 - "Whores And Dogs And Charity Work"
    12/03/2018 Duration: 27min

    in this episode we get another bunch of rules to follow. Some great. some bad. And some that need to be better understood...by the host... Music: www.bensound.com purpleplanetmusic - http://www.purple-planet.com http://soundbible.com Email:thejoncastpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JonCastPodcast/ Twitter: @JoncastPodcast Audible: (Jon's books) http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 85 - Bonus? - Marcus Aurelius - Book 2 - Religion And Stuff

    85 - Bonus? - Marcus Aurelius - Book 2 - "Religion And Stuff"
    26/02/2018 Duration: 19min

    In this episode we have a guest bit of literature by some Emperor of some place (ROME) that whatever. did some stuff. But he wrote this philosophical book "The Meditations" and book 2 seems to have a lot in common with what we are going through in this podcast so - here it is. Also my lovely reading voice. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 84 - Deuteronomy - 21 And 22 - You Know, Rape

    84 - Deuteronomy - 21 And 22 - "You Know, Rape"
    26/02/2018 Duration: 23min

    In this episode we get a couple of rules to follow and some of them are a doozy. I believe we may have read them before in earlier books but it's always good to know what to do if a guy is murdered in a field or you don't like your new found wife or if you think you found a new one in the captivity of your prisoner of war camp. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 83 - Deuteronomy - 18, 19, And 20 - Not Profiting From This Prophet

    83 - Deuteronomy - 18, 19, And 20 - "Not Profiting From This Prophet"
    20/02/2018 Duration: 24min

    In this episode we look at more of the same with "what are we doing and why are we doing it again and oh yeah Egypt." But on the other hand we ask a fair question of God's Prophets. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 82 - Deuteronomy - 16 And 17 - Right Hand Or The Left

    82 - Deuteronomy - 16 And 17 - "Right Hand Or The Left"
    11/02/2018 Duration: 24min

    In this episode we learn a bit about what it takes to choose a king and to take everything with quiet dignity in grace. Especially when you are viewed as lazy to your peers and then must be stoned to death. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 81 - Deuteronomy - 13, 14 And 15 - Kill Other Prophets And Keep Servants

    81 - Deuteronomy - 13, 14 And 15 - "Kill Other Prophets And Keep Servants"
    05/02/2018 Duration: 27min

    In this episode we look at what to do with Prophets, what to eat, and what to do with slaves....again? Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 80 - Deuteronomy - 11 And 12 - Pay No Attention To The Worshippers Over There

    80 - Deuteronomy - 11 And 12 - "Pay No Attention To The Worshippers Over There"
    29/01/2018 Duration: 30min

    In this episode God lays down some rules and tells us not to pay any mind to those children burners on the other hill. They're bad. Or so he says. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • Pod Update 1 - 23 - 18 - I Have And Or Had The Plague

    Pod Update 1 - 23 - 18 - "I Have And Or Had The Plague"
    24/01/2018 Duration: 01min

    Just an update on things.

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  • 79- Deuteronomy - 9 And 10 - Circumsize The Foreskin Of Your Heart

    79- Deuteronomy - 9 And 10 - "Circumsize The Foreskin Of Your Heart"
    08/01/2018 Duration: 20min

    In this episode we once again review a bit more of the previous books of the bible with this book of the bible. But this chapters has some metal aspects, some philosophical aspects, and aspects i'm not sure I can physically do. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 78- Deuteronomy - 7 And 8 - Remember To Fear God, Mkay

    78- Deuteronomy - 7 And 8 - "Remember To Fear God, Mkay"
    04/01/2018 Duration: 21min

    In this episode we get another review of sorts but it seems like this will come back around and bite everyone in the ass. Dunno if spoilers. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 77- Deuteronomy - 5 And 6 - How To Talk To Your Kids About The Ten Commandments

    77- Deuteronomy - 5 And 6 - "How To Talk To Your Kids About The Ten Commandments"
    18/12/2017 Duration: 24min

    In this episode we are told/reminded that there are ten commandments and what happens you and yours if you don't follow them. Or God. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 76- Deuteronomy - 3 And 4 - Darkness And Thick Darkness

    76- Deuteronomy - 3 And 4 - "Darkness And Thick Darkness"
    11/12/2017 Duration: 31min

    In this episode we get a nice review of what just happened and a friendly reminder not to go against God. Because. you know. God be angry always. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 75- Deuteronomy - 1 And 2 - Quoteable And PR God

    75- Deuteronomy - 1 And 2 - "Quoteable And PR God"
    05/12/2017 Duration: 31min

    In this episode we get a very quotable first chapter and then a pretty nice recap because I'm not good enough for that. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 74- Review Of Numbers - The Sucky Books Part 2

    74- Review Of Numbers - "The Sucky Books Part 2"
    26/11/2017 Duration: 10min

    the review of Numbers. By Stupid. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 73 - Numbers 35 And 36 - Kill The Killers

    73 - Numbers 35 And 36 - "Kill The Killers"
    26/11/2017 Duration: 20min

    In this episode we answer an e-mail and we take a look at the last two chapters of Numbers! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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  • 72 - Numbers 33 And 34 - Mount Whore

    72 - Numbers 33 And 34 - "Mount Whore"
    13/11/2017 Duration: 26min

    In this episode we see how many change of address forms the hebrews used. It is a lot. Like...stupid a lot. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

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