Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

In this episode we see how dumb mankind was even before. How Womankind didn't take over I'll never know... And introducing one of the celebrities of the Bible: SAMSON! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we find out that girls take bad news really pretty well. And making war with a guy who just slaughtered a bunch of other dudes, and you being jealous, this said dude will probably knock your ass in the dust. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we get to see some battles and some sociopathic tendencies of someone who doesn't like to be questioned. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we get a little song review and we hear about this new kid Gideon who likes to make the Lord do parlor tricks to prove he's real. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we find out that fat people have dirt in them and that Obama saves the day but another man's wife clearly hates camping with that other guy. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see that you really gotta hound those children of Israel otherwise everything just falls apart. Starts off metal at first and then...well... Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this Episode we review quite quickly all that happened in Joshua Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see the end of Joshua and how being a 110 might not be the best time to be still leading a bunch of people. Also a Rock. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this extremely boring chapter....I list again who gives what to who. The only metal thing in this at all is the mention of this "Avenger of Blood" fellow. Like....awesome. But then we are back onto the whole list thing. Dumb Bible.

In this episode you may be able to fall asleep after the whole Uncle gets to marry his Niece bit. You know...Bible Fun! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we get real entertaining by telling us who goes where in what part of the newly conquered land. Also Caleb shows up and asks for a mountain to conquer. Fun? Weekend Plans? Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this shorter episode we see just how much king killing our Joshua bro has done in the name of the Lord. It's far more than any Game of Thrones amount of kingly death that's for sure.

In this episode we see just how much vengeance the Lord can give out with Joshua. And somehow make it a little on the boring side... Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this chapter we get a bloody battle or two that both goes one way then the other. We also learn that God is not very good with his Memos. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this Episode we find out how people feel about a second go around with snipping some foreskin and then we knock out a wall. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this short episode we see Joshua and 40k of his best troops go over Jordan in a very familiar way. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we start off with Joshua who is about to bring about a world of hurt to the people across the Jordon River. A bunch of fainting people... And two scouts get some help from a Harlot. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode Jon tries to recount what the hell he was reading for four months. Turns out he remembers a good bit of it. I mean...for a stupid. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see what happens to Moses and some blessings from God are pretty a-okay. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters