Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

This episode we see that Mom's can be just as conniving as their sons if they're convincing enough. That working for seven years for the wrong woman isn't necessarily a bad thing, despite being only "tender eyed". And Jon's complete signing up for Team Esau. Www.bensound.com Twitter - @accordtostupid Gmail - Accordingtostupid@gmail.com Patron - https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid

This is the episode where we see some stuff about Isaac and his children and how Beersheba got its name the second time around and probably saved some time/money on the signage. Music - www.bensound.com Twitter: @accordtostupid Gmail - accordingtostupid@gmail.com Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid

In this episode we look at buying an entire place just to bury your ancient wife and what it takes to get a new one in the old world. Provided you are pretty wealthy and can just say a couple words of "Oh God if she says____ and___ we can take her home and marry her to our lord's son." Fun times I say. Also the curious case of how much 400 shekels is worth. Twitter - @accordtostupid gmail - accordingtostupid@gmail.com www.bensound.com

This episode we look into that whole Abraham and Isaac fun time at the mountain. I Imagine it was much like taking your dog to the vet. "But son you love the mountains!" "yes but." "C'mon now - God's waiting." "God will be there?" "....sure" www.bensound.com @accordtostupid - Twitter Accordingtostupid@gmail.com

This episode we see what God/two angels do about the whole Sodom place. As well as we meet some daughters who...really...really like their dad. Like a lot. Like too much. Like gross. Music is by www.bensound.com "Sunny" Twitter - @accordtostupid Gmail - accordingtostupid@gmail.com

In this Episode we see Abram do a bit of cutting to certain parts of anatomy for the glory of God and another nice covenant. As well as a lot of talk about what should be done with Sodom and it's equally awful neighbor Gomorrah. www.bensound.com - music @accordtostupid -Twitter accordingtostupid@gmail.com - gmail.com

In this episode we get into Abram and his awesomeness with dealing with some kings and basically pulling a 300 in the early days of the bible. Soon we'll be on youtube too! Music by www.bensound.com Twitter - @accordtostupid gmail - accordingtostupid@gmail.com

This is where we get through a couple of names and see that Pharaoh is apparently in Genesis and is a nice pit stop for some of Noah's defendants. Also the weirdness of the tower of Babel... Yeah. Twitter: @accordtostupid Accordingtostupid@gmail.com Find us on Pateron (somewhere...) Music is from www.bensound.com

This is the one where we get around to the end of what Noah did after the whole ark thing. And it's good that it worked out better than the Titanic. Whew. Shorter one this time because that second chapter is full of names. Some of them goofy, some cool. But yeah. Music from www.bensound.com twitter: @accordtostupid Questions? Concerns? Fan/hate mail? accordingtostupid@gmail.com

Hey! We get into some fan e-mails as well as chapter seven and eight of Genesis! A bit more about Noah and his ark and the deal of the whole rainy bits. We are introduced to "Just as Stupid" and "Bill" and "Scarlet O'hara" as e-mails come in. I'm on Patreon, google play, iTunes, and some other kick butt sites. Music is from www.bensound.com "sunny"

Chapters five and six in Genesis - apparently Noah is introduced and a whole lot of elongated begetting. Music is from www.bensound.com "sunny."

Chapter 3 and 4 of Genesis where I have a lot of questions about lineage and the punishments that God likes to put out to his, like, three followers. e-mail: accordingtostupid@gmail.com

I take a long time to think about and read the first two chapters of the bible.

I've decided to read the bible and chat about the things I find! Here is the intro to what you could be getting yourself into. I certainly enjoyed myself. Not intended for children and I use a lot, A LOT, of expletives.