The Tom Barnard Show

What would you do if your parents were sex moguls? And I mean mogul in every sense of the word. Based on what limited data we have, you would probably develop childhood PTSD and write a tell-all book decades later. Nobody would blame you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are a few James Bond books. Some might say they're expected, which isn't always a good thing when you're trying to thrill. What if someone wrote a book about an MI6 agent who wasn't Bond? It's a good opportunity to break some expectations, if anything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know that JFK was killed? You may have heard before. What about the life of Frank Guidry? Him you probably don't know about, because he's fictional. His type, however, was very non-fictional for the time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nothing beats Krispy Kreme, at least in 2002. If it's not 2002 nobody wants them. It's inexplicable. Also inexplicable is Costaki's routine when he's on this show. It's not our fault, it's the phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are perhaps too many movies coming out these days. We have the numbers. That doesn't mean they're all bad; Venom and A Star is Born are good. The other 50 released this month, not so much.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips are absolutely thrilled that the MLB playoffs have started, so they don't have to watch the Twins lose anymore.Clips Featuring: Jeff Cesario, Tom Leykis, Don ShelbySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeff's met a few people you may have heard of. Some of them even approach Tom's level of celebrity, like Jerry Seinfeld. Maybe one day he'll make it big.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever had a chicken bake at Costco?  This isn't an ad, Tom just loves them a lot for some reason.  He also loves bad neighborhoods and mocking fake homeless people.  But who doesn't?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Beatles had a long career, during which time they produced things for all ages. Most horror movies, on the other hand, are not for all ages. New dads be warned. Especially the Catholic ones.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you hear the term "button man", you either think of an old man who sells buttons from a kiosk or a violent criminal, depending on whether or not you know what a button man is. Andrew Gross does, which makes sense given he wrote a book about one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone knows our opinion on award shows. As of today this opinion officially extends toward the nobel prize after Brian used the scientific method to prove it's a bunch of crap. That might be a bit of an exaggeration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Would you risk your life for your work?  A surprising amount of people do, and not always for very much money.  Garbage men, oil riggers, and David Arnold all need to be very careful all the time if they want a pay check.  And also to not die.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know there was a time before Hitler was the world's villain? A lot of people had high hopes for him. You can't always be on the winning team, though. Perhaps if had read The Dichotomy of Leadership he would have had more success. It's common knowledge he had a time machine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You may love our show, but don't clap. It upsets us. Also don't get a late term abortion or rape anyone. Those upset us even more than clapping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Say goodbye to sitting down in Disney World, but hello to...we'll get back to you when something positive happens. Costaki's always a good time, but we're at the point where we take him for granted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin Timberlake was in town and women of all ages wanted to go. Men not as much. Plus now that it's October it's time to get spooky with Hotel Transylvania (2012) (good) and Out of the Dark (1989) (not good). And we still hate The Nun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips are guaranteed to never tie or lose, so at least we have that. Clips Featuring: Mary McNear, Jon Dore, Bill Dwyer, GodfreySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you aren't Minnesotan, you might not know about apple orchards. It's the kind of thing that sounds stupid until you do it. Kind of like thick accents or going to high school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of Shy's Bizarre Life, we learn that she was a champion boxer in New Jersey. We also talk about other things but they feel less important by comparison.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the good old days when you could kill dozens if not hundreds of people and nobody would ever find out? Would that we could return to such simpler times. Jeff might not agree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.