The Tom Barnard Show

Pick a card.  Or have Tom do it for you, because this is a podcast and you're not actually in the room with us.  What comes next, you'll just have to listen for.  You'll also have to listen to see what happens if you threaten the child of someone in the radio business.  Something about that field instills a lot of rage in you, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember yesterday when we told you not to drink alcohol?  Forget all that.  Drink some White Claw and wash it down with some peanut butter whiskey.  You'll probably feel very sick after that.  But for a brief moment, you'll be deep within flavortown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First Andy comes back, then Tom, and now Doug.  We're slowly returning to normalcy.  Why settle for the new normal when you've already got a perfectly good normal?  Of course, not all traditions deserve to be called "normal".  Lutefisk, for example.  There's nothing normal about that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's cold, it's slippery, it's snowy.  It makes you want to drink.  But don't.  Drinking is bad.  Half of the people on the show today are former alcoholics.  They're also all from Minnesota.  That can't be a coincidence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You may have noticed some differences on the show lately.  For example, the entire family was absent for two weeks.  But do you know why?  Yes, of course you do.  Well, now you can hear the full story right from the source, complete with "Covid Brain".  Also hear about how black people don't like Costaki.  Or you know, something to that effect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There was a time when Hollywood was synonymous with class.  Everyone was wearing dresses and suits, they talked in this weird faux-British accent, and they could all sing.  Of course, half of them were drug addicts and domestic abusers, but we don't focus on that part.  Audrey Hepburn was all of the class and none of the scandal, which made her unique enough to write a book about nearly 30 years after her death. Warrior: Audrey Hepburn - amzn.to/3pseYkeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some people can just look at something and know how it works, And some can fix it when it's broken. Who can do both? Meet RANDY THE HANDYMAN! He is amazing and he is a minister as well. Meet Randy Beadle from Dwelling Services! Share this podcast. Like it. Listen... www.dwellingservices.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this Thanksgiving's week I'm thank for a lot of things. Parents, family, friends and Mentors. (My Parents, My God Father Ed Crenshaw, Scout Master William Watkins, Coaches Richard Perry, Travis Brown, James Blaylock , EQ MGR Dick Mattson, Harry BroaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People always think there's a disconnect between metal and Christianity, but if you think about it, the bible is about as metal as it gets.  Flaming brimstone, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, a battle between angels and demons, cities being obliterated by pillars of fire.  What more do you need?  The answer is nothing, which is why Stryper exists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Carpenters were one of those duos that codified 70s music.  When you think technicolor flower prints and VW Beetles, you start hearing The Carpenters in your head.  But after they stopped making music, you didn't hear much about them.  It could be because of the tragic ending.  It could be because we collectively cannot remember the 70s.  Either way, Mike Lennox decided someone had to put an end to this.  An end to not remembering the Carpenters I mean. CARPENTERS: The Musical Legacy, An Inside Look Into One of the Most Popular Duos of the 1970s - amzn.to/3rsfhOCSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The law is dumb.  Yes, all of it.  How else do you describe a system where 150 year old statutes that were clearly put in there as a joke continue to exist to this day?  The good news is, you can make it less dumb.  It just requires a lot of time, effort, and probably money.  Because of course it does.  If you want to spend a little less money, make sure to get John's book today while it's free. How to Change a Law Free on Kindle today - https://amzn.to/3rsfhOCSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill has been giving people their sign for decades, and he's finally running out.  He's got about another six months' worth, so go see him while you still can.  It's not all bad though.  He's becoming a minister, which means you might still be able to see him.  The material might be a little different though.  Or you could just listen to this podcast and get all his opinions that way.  Be warned: he doesn't really want you taking his opinions as gospel.  He wants you taking the gospel as gospel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Streaming is the name of the game.  We've had this conversation before, but we've never mentioned frame interpolation or contrast ratio before.  We're much more intellectual now.  We even talk about Van Gogh.  You know, the ear guy.  Also tortured artist, but mostly ear guy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember that one hilarious commercial?  Yeah you do.  Remember what the commercial was actually for?  Probably not.  Seems a little counterintuitive, right?  Kind of like taking a horse onto a flight to make the flight more pleasant.  Planes are already crowded and smelly enough as is.  Not to mention expensive.  Wait a minute, are we talking about theme parks or planes?  The answer is both.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we discuss strange dreams we had.  Like the one where Kathryn blew up a mailbox.  Just kidding, that was real.  Or how about when Mike Bryant was watching the Vikings and Kirk Cousins lined up behind the wrong guy?  Also real.  Don't worry, we have some actual dreams in here.  It's not all schtick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a wonderful time.  Well, no, it really isn't.  But the 40s were.  Wait, no, they weren't either.  Was any time ever wonderful?  How about the time you spend reading It's A Wonderful Time?  That's gotta at least be better than how things are going.  After we talked with Doug and Reinhard, it's a sure thing, because the idea of going back in time to fix mistakes is something we've all thought of at one point or another.  Plus It's A Wonderful Life is a classic.  A recent classic, apparently.  It's complicated.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Skippy is both a peanut butter and an Actor plus a comic from Los Angeles. Marc Price grew up in Jersey. His dad did comedy with Rodney Dangerfield and Richard Pryor. Like his father he did stand up and eventually got the part of Skippy on Family Ties with Michael J. Fox. Hope you like!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thanksgiving is a time to be grateful for the things you have and that includes great post-Thanksgiving entertainment that Dave & Jeff has brought you this Friday Nov 26th on Discovery+ "Demon in the White House". No, not the Demons you are thinking of but the history of seances and death that has happened through it's rich history Make sure you check out Demon In the White House exclusively on Discovery+ Friday Nov 26thSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom has been out with Covid which sucks but he's on the mend. The best thing you can do I suppose is to binge The Walking Dead, so then you realize that you don't have it that bad in comparison to rotting bodies trying to kill you. Thou I think Kathryn might beg to differ LMAOSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something has to give with these award shows that no one, I mean no one watches. Let's make it a variety show like the good old days with cats walking a tight rope to comedians getting pies in the face. Or we can just deep fake everyone on there, cut those speeches short with a simple thank you and goodnight. No agenda neededSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.