The Tom Barnard Show

A psychiatrist, Mike Gelfand, and Tom Barnard are all in the same room.  Yes, the topic today is psychoses.  Even Santa isn't immune.  Between his OCD and his stress eating, he needs as much help as all of us.  Well, maybe not all of us.  But, you know, normal people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every family has their own Christmas traditions.  Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas proper?  Or do you do the 12 days of Christmas thing and try to slow burn it?  Regardless of how you do it, everyone seems to love it, so you really can't go wrong.  Unless you're Dave and Cassie.  They're figuring themselves out.  Don't worry.  If you've seen literally any Christmas movie ever, you know it always ends up with renewed appreciation for the season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If there's one thing parents are good at, it's making references to things from before their kids' time.  Did you know Rodney Dangerfield has been gone for 17 years?  Gone, but not forgotten.  Unless you're a child, in which case you may have never known he existed in the first place.  That's why you, as a parent, are morally obligated to only let your kids watch things from decades before they were born and nothing else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Hollywood reporter is on today, and you know what that means: debating green power.  How green is it really?  With the amount LA floods and/or burns, you'd think they could come up with a way to get plenty of power using those two things.  Maybe redirect the water into the fires and generate steam.  Now that's green power.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a while since the studio has been packed beyond capacity, but nothing lasts forever.  Today we've got Ralph, his daughter Ashley, Wendi, and Officer Dave, plus the family proper (minus Alex).  And that's not all.  We've also got Tim, Pauly, and Joe.  That's more people than we can count.  Metaphorically, of course.  We may be in radio but we're not that incompetent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some years, it seems like there are no good football teams save for maybe one or two.  This is one such year.  Who do you even root for?  Do you be a fair weather fan and pick someone else to care about for a season?  Do you do the honorable thing and go down with the ship?  Or do you reject modernity and eat some vegemite on toast?  That's not a non sequitur.  You're not allowed to like vegemite and be a football fan at the same time.  Unless it's Australian football.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone needs Christmas presents, even people who don't celebrate Christmas.  Santa has dominated the world, so just live with it.  It's not so bad.  Christmas-haters can still get presents, from vegan peanuts to carbon credits.  And if it makes you feel better, you can always call it Yule. THINGS TO GIVE YOUR “WOKE” CHILDREN DURING THE HOLIDAYS - F*ck Off, Chloe: Surviving the OMGs! and FMLs! in Your Media CareerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bob Talked about his start in the world Newspaper and his retirement. We discussed our time at KQRS and the great people we worked with there. Bob the total Renaissance man.  Politics, Beauty Padgett's , Horse Showman, Blogger and Podcaster. We also discussed that He and His wife (Mary) raised foster children , before have children of their own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Description...In the last episode of 2021 of Moon Pjugg and Hobbs you meet Nancy the Nurse. We talk Covid..what is it like to save lives and watch people pass...plus running with the Bulls! Hope you liked the podcast this year. We have big plans next year. We are back January 7th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Winkler and Pat Garofolo return to car selling secrets. Both serve in the Minnesota House of Representatives from the opposite sides of the aisle. We discuss vaccine mandates, the budget surplus, Jewish Space lasers, the travesty of CNN and Fox and the bomb throwers at the federal level in both parties. Even though Pat got busted on the house floor giving Ryan the finger, we model adult behavior. There is hope that the middle can rise upSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're a midwest show, and Charlie is a midwest comedian.  As such, when he's on our show, it's less joking about the midwest and more making personal observations of things we've all seen.  For example, if you've lived here long enough, you're going to hit or almost hit a deer with your car.  That's not a joke, it's just the way it goes.  For more examples of things that are funny to non-midwesterners and statements of fact to midwesterners, he's written a Midwest Survival Guide. THE MIDWEST SURVIVAL GUIDE: How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat . . . Everything with Ranch - amzn.to/3dVC2lTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No, Michele Tafoya hasn't been fired.  That's straight from the source.  Not a news site that copy pasted an article from another news site, also known today as the mainstream media.  It's a sad state of affairs when some random podcast has better sources than Fox or CNN, but welcome to the modern era.  You can't even trust the IRS any more with all the scams out there.  Better stop paying your taxes just to make sure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you know what a yeoman is?  It was a type of servant, basically a butler for nobles and royals.  As you'd expect, they were experts at etiquette.  Zoe isn't a yeoman, but her last name is Yeoman and she's also an expert at etiquette.  Whether the name was the inspiration, we cannot say.  What we can say is that people need to learn some etiquette themselves, especially around this time of year, so listen up and you might learn something.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know that we're in a gang?  It's called Christianity.  Gang signs include crosses, wreaths, and dashboard statues of Jesus giving the thumbs up.  Watch for them, because if you see them, you know you're in the wrong neighborhood.  Or right neighborhood, if you like Christmas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're thinking of having a movie made about us.  The problem is, we want to avoid any cultural appropriation, so we need to find actors with the exact same ethnic, religious, and cultural backgrounds as us.  So if you know anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as Tom who also grew up in the ghetto with precisely six siblings, let us know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drama is in right now.  Doesn't matter what kind.  Football?  All drama.  Players sending pictures of various body parts to various people, players dying young, coaches making questionable decisions.  Even the state of Florida is all about the drama, which you probably know by now.  Demand for Florida-related drama is so high that Glenn Beck has to say stupid crap in order to artificially generate it.  That's a lot of demand.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It used to be that dogs would get the byproducts and humans would get the meat.  Now dogs get real meat and humans get fake meat.  We just can't figure out what's healthy and what's not, it seems.  Burt is under the impression that meat is good for dogs, and he's got the science to back it up.  When a great dane lives to be 20, you know something must be going right.  Maybe humans should start eating Gentle Giants food too.  Or just a little less fast food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back after a long Covid fueled brake.  Tom has mostly recovered; Doug is back from travelling and we have a show that deals almost exclusively with cars. Lots of talk of electric cars and we dive into some of the shortcomings of Li-on batteries and Toyota's 13 billion dollar investment in solid state battery technology.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T-Rex cookies are massive and delicious! Can you really make 5 pound cookies? Yes. Meet Tina Rexing. The cookie Queen! Her cookies are viral. Find out why with Moon Pjugg and Hobbs! And email us at moonpjugghobbs@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My dad is funnier than your dad.  So is Kelly's.  She might actually win that competition.  Her dad is Tim Conway, a legendary actor and comedian who's been in more movies and TV shows than you've seen.  And yes, he is most likely funnier than any of our dads.  Then again, we'll never know until your dad's first open mic.  Make sure to record it if it ever happens. My Dad's Funnier than Your Dad: Growing Up with Tim Conway in the Funniest House in America - amzn.to/31E1lq0See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.