We Could Have Been Astronauts

The Astronauts talk Super Bowl and Stimulus. Melissa has parking wars with her neighbors and Alex wonders why anyone would want to be normal.

The Astronauts see the Amazon logo in a new light. Alex explains the Robinhood / GameStop fiasco and Melissa settles on a Reddit username.

The Astronauts feel it's time Dave Russel delivers on his promise of Garth Brooks tickets. Melissa meditates on Tom Petty & his Bass Player while Alex relays his day leading up to a vomitous event.  

All is not calm or very bright on this week’s episode. The Astronauts learn about all the Holidays. Melissa brings back a Christmas Tradition and Alex turns on idiots.

The Astronauts have the recipe for success with their latest business venture. Melissa wants a specific listener to be her best friend while Alex knew the moment he would be a fantastic father thanks to Michael Jackson.

The Astronauts know the real reason why monoliths keep appearing. Alex prepares for a dark winter as he mourns the death of Kirk Douglas & Little Richard. Also find out what event would send Melissa to live in the woods like the Unabomber.

The Astronauts talk Thanksgiving preparations and Trump Rambo flags. Melissa is holding her breath on a Steelers' undefeated season and Alex tells of his Big Ben Experience.

The Astronauts ponder signs from beyond the grave. Melissa wonders if her guinea pig would eat her face and Alex talks masked freedom. Enjoy 

ASTRO EXTRA: Subaru knows its audience and Alex & Melissa play “Is That Hair Real?”.

The Astronauts are talking the election, how could they not? Melissa is not ready to celebrate because God never lets her have anything nice, and Alex is living his political dream with very little sleep and a whole lot of analysis.

The Astronauts welcome their new fans in India. Melissa pledges to take up Scientology and Alex assures us there is an afterlife. We would be remiss if we didn’t talk about Fleetwood Mac and Ghost Monty.  Join the Astronauts on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook group and tell a friend about that show.

Astro Extra: Verizon makes Melissa be a bitch and Alex needs answers to some pretty important questions.

The Astronauts share their 5G anxiety. Melissa refuses to talk the Presidential Debate and Alex becomes the perfect mix of Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg.

The Astronauts show why they could never be astronauts, cause math is hard. Melissa looks into starting a candy venture and Alex tries super hard to coin a phrase….and fails.

The Astronauts go on a marathon. Trigger Warning, there is a lot of political talk thanks to Alex. Melissa recounts 9/11 and oddly enough agrees with Alex Bishop’s somewhat lucid commentary.

The Astronauts turn in an episode fraught with alcohol and dog interruptions. Alex, after nine years, finally becomes the model boyfriend until Melissa unearths the truth. Oh yeah and there is talk of fetishes and pizza.

The Astronauts decide who to vote for. 

The Astronauts review the WAP video. Melissa and Alex just can’t let it go.

The Astronauts find out who really listens to the show. Melissa finds her reason to live in a Ren & Stimpy reboot an Alex is blown away by the WAP video.

In the series finale, the Astronauts learn about teen dating apps. Melissa lets us know who’s in her “Rona Bubble” and Alex continues his rants on children and ignorance.