We Could Have Been Astronauts
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 42:04:14
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Synopsis
Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.
Episodes
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Old People Pity
06/03/2022 Duration: 15minThe Astronauts both ignore possible dead people in cars. Melissa shares her favorite after surgery treat and Alex feels like he is now a cat person.
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#Team Barabbas
15/02/2022 Duration: 30minThe Astronauts have the worst Super Bowl predictions. Melissa just has to see Michael Jackson’s belly button and Alex starts another new religion based upon a little known biblical figure.
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Ladies With Babies
29/01/2022 Duration: 27minThe Astronauts investigate NFL QB’s Girlfriends. Melissa learns not to drink urine to cure the common COVID and Alex gives out amazing tips to land a job.
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Tooth Worms
25/01/2022 Duration: 27minThe Astronauts talk dentist etiquette and toothbrush colors. Melissa may not be as German as she thought and Alex comes in hot with advice that maybe shouldn’t be followed.
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22 & Me
13/01/2022 Duration: 31minThe Astronauts want you to let your lamp light shine on their Facebook Page. Melissa makes more resolutions that may or may not include murdering Dace Russell and Alex gives us a peak into how he would handle the I-95 pileup. Also, shout out to our sole listener in Hesse Germany.
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Attainable Goals
08/01/2022 Duration: 32minThe Astronauts pour a 40 for Betty. Alex finds the most shocking story on Reddit, while Melissa starts the year off with a good cry over a questionable sports figure.
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DayQuil Vs NyQuil
30/12/2021 Duration: 27minThe Astronauts decide to take all of their health care advice from Terry Bradshaw. Melissa is still waiting to be embraced by the Lamp Lovers Community and Alex has a problem with the ‘TH” at the end of the word Meth.
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Official Lamp Lovers
20/12/2021 Duration: 34minThe Astronauts continue a Christmas Tradition. Alex phones in from the Netherlands and Melissa finds a new group of people who share her passion. Merry Holidays Everyone!
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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes
01/12/2021 Duration: 35minThe Astronauts cover a lot of ground in this episode from Target Bags to Astroworld. Melissa dishes her tips on using FB Market Place and Alex takes a life lesson from Taylor Swift.
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Crash Into Me
18/11/2021 Duration: 14minThe Astronauts are plagued with technical difficulty and had to turn in a short show. Melissa starts her 41st year and Alex favors her with his horn impressions. We will work on figuring out how technology and the internets work. Stand by and know we love you.
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Sounds Like a Furby
31/10/2021 Duration: 17minThe Astronauts learn about mortal sins. Melissa has good reason not to carve pumpkins this year, and Alex takes all the credit for the worldwide success of Squid Games
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Dave Thomas Approved
24/10/2021 Duration: 31minThe Astronauts talk death at a Phish show. Melissa kind of makes a friend/stalker and Alex flaunts his free Frosty Card because he’s adopted.
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Suck It Social Media
18/10/2021 Duration: 21minThe Astronauts talk Facebook Whistleblower. Melissa is done with Cancel Culture and Alex wonders how to get rid of Social Media.
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King of the Castle
09/10/2021 Duration: 22minThe Astronauts single handedly boost streaming numbers for Bruce Hornsby and Tupac. Melissa learns she can’t count on Alex as backup in a bar fight and listeners finally learn the one word Alex wants censored.
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Dont Yuck My Yum
26/09/2021 Duration: 21minThe Astronauts find out if 911 can trace you if calling from a cellphone. Melissa prays for Terry Bradshaw to be on Cameo and Alex is either having multiple strokes or is just super human.
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Reverse Education
11/09/2021 Duration: 11minASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts have a tight 3 minutes on Super Girl. Melissa tells tales of Willy the Meth Dealer and Alex nails his Fantasy Football team name.
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Up The Dosage
06/09/2021 Duration: 30minThe Astronauts wax nostalgic for Big Johnson T-Shirts. Melissa uncovers a Fast & Furious conspiracy that chills the soul, and Alex records his Covid Care plan on the show so it will be admissible in most Alaskan courts.