Sports Borts

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Synopsis

The Sports Borts Podcast brings in guest comedians and interesting people outside of the sports world that are not expert sports pundits but have passionate feelings about sports culture. It's sports talk for people who think "Sports Talk" is dumb as hell. Hosted by Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez.Email us questions, comments, or pictures of yourself at a game kissing someone you love right smack dab on the lips, here: sportsborts@gmail.com

Episodes

  • BenWietmarschenVoiceOverReel.mp3

    02/03/2021 Duration: 02min

    Fake voice-over reel.  For Voice-Over inquiries, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 5 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..."

    30/11/2020 Duration: 15min

    Chapter 5 - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..." -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 4 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Failed You."

    30/11/2020 Duration: 23min

    Chapter 4 - "Whitney, I Failed You" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 3 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Exist!"

    30/11/2020 Duration: 07min

    Chapter 3 - "Whitney, I Exist!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 2 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Come Back Home!"

    30/11/2020 Duration: 08min

    Chapter 2 - "Whitney, Come Back Home!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 1 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head"

    30/11/2020 Duration: 22min

    Chapter 1 - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head?" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.  "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring:  Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring:  Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom  Arthur Meyer as Dad  Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • TRAILER: Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (A Scripted Christmas Movie Podcast)

    24/11/2020 Duration: 01min

    To kick off the new and improved channel for The Borts Podcast, here's a trailer for "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas," a scripted Christmas movie podcast that will be released into this feed November 30th, the Monday after Thanksgiving aka PRIME Christmas movie time! It will be released in 5 short chapters, all of which will be available to listen to bright and early on the morning of November 30th.  "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" is the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a children's Christmas cartoon had cuss words. Starring Kelly Hudson Featuring Dan Klein, Kassia Miller, Arthur Meyer, Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen. Written, directed, edited, and produced by Ben Wietmarschen. Stay tuned for this and more

  • Christmas Borts - "Twinkle All The Way"

    05/12/2019 Duration: 45min

    The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite made-for-tv Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode. HAPPY HOLIDAYS --- If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wie

  • Christmas Borts - "Staging Christmas"

    03/12/2019 Duration: 01h11min

    The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode. HAPPY HOLIDAYS --- If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (i

  • The Sports Borts Rules Courts (Volume 2)

    03/09/2019 Duration: 57min

    Sports are great but the one thing we all agree on: They could be better! The only way to do that is to change the rules. Ben has a bunch of new rule ideas for baseball, basketball, football, and soccer that he thinks will make everything better. The Sports Borts Rules Courts is where he presents these new rule changes to Ashley "The Judge" Chavez-Wietmarschen so she can decide whether to "Call The Commish" and tell them to change the rule OR she tells Ben to "Go to jail, bitch" if the rule stinks. It's a simple system. ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsbor

  • Cut, Trade, Super Max with Jason Flowers

    27/08/2019 Duration: 01h23min

    Yes, we've all played "Fuck, Marry, Kill." We get it, it's fun to cuss and wallow gallows humor from time to time, but the BORTS are more serious-minded about these things. Especially when it comes to sports. Funnyman Jason Flowers joins the podcast and brings his sports version of FMK: "Cut, Trade, Super Max!" We explore the best sports trios of all time and decide who we'd get rid of, who we'd trade (or trade for), and who we'd allow to secure the bag, so to speak.  Listen, play along, have some fun for once in your frickin life! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or ema

  • 50 Sports Things For 50 (and 51) Episodes pt. 2

    20/08/2019 Duration: 01h27min

    The Borts celebrate the 50th (and, technically, 51st) episode by discussing 50 separate, unique, beautiful, dumb, disgusting, big, small, and medium sports things! Part 1: August 13, 2019 Part 2: August 20, 2019 ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

  • 50 Sports Things For 50 (and 51) Episodes pt. 1

    13/08/2019 Duration: 01h27min

    The Borts celebrate the 50th (and, technically, 51st) episode by discussing 50 separate, unique, beautiful, dumb, disgusting, big, small, and medium sports things! Part 1: August 13, 2019 Part 2: August 20, 2019 ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

  • 5 Hypothetical Sports Questions with Gary Richardson

    06/08/2019 Duration: 01h27min

    "I don't entertain hypotheticals"  ...is something you'll never hear on this dang old podcast. We love hypotheticals! In fact, we think they're VERY entertaining! The Borts welcome the very funny and nice Gary Richardson (SNL) to the Headquarts to ponder over 5 Q's: 1-What is the rubric for being the GOAT? 2-If you could be present for any sports moment in history, which one would it be? 3-What player has the best youtube compilation? 4-Who is your All-NBA team of only guards? 5-Which would you rather do: hit a 3 pointer at the buzzer, game 7 of the finals, score a winning goal in extra time of the World Cup championship game, or hit a grand slam to win Game 7 of the World Series? All that and more answered on this episode of Sports Borts! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you to

  • NBA Las Vegas Summer League with Matt Hobby

    30/07/2019 Duration: 01h32min

    If you're like most Borts-heads, there's nothing more simultaneously calming AND exciting to you than watching your team play in an offseason league. We all know about baseball's Spring Training and, of course, soccer's famous FRIENDLIES, but how much do you know about NBA Summer League in Las Vegas every summer. It's got everything! Basketball's brightest stars wearing sweats in the stands, young ballers competing for their lives, and air conditioning!  The funny and great Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) talks to the Borts about his tradition of going to Summer League in Vegas most summers. The sights, the smells, the staring contests with DeMarcus Cousins. Along with some ska talk and analysis of when (or if) it's appropriate to wear jerseys anywhere but a game, this ep has everything. Listen! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcas

  • Professional Wrestling with Dan Black

    25/06/2019 Duration: 01h29min

    Is Professional Wrestling a sport? That’s a question that is not addressed in this episode of Sports Borts because, frankly, we don't care. It's fun! And everyone who does it has a great bod!  The very funny Dan Black (Comedians of Wrestling Podcast!) comes on the program to school the Borts on the dense, chaotic, thrilling, and most of all, ENTERTAINING world of Professional Wrestling. How does wrestling fit in a world mad for sports and drama? How does it reflect who we are and the values we hold dear, whether we're aware of those values or not? How does one build a great bod? All questions are answered AND MORE in this episode of Sports Borts. Listen! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you di

  • Rickey Henderson with Dan Abramson

    11/06/2019 Duration: 01h30min

    Spend a little time on Rickey Henderson's Baseball Reference page (https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/henderi01.shtml) (Plz sponsor us Baseball-Reference!) and you will see that he's one of the best players in baseball history, but you'd also only be getting HALF the story... The very funny and sports savvy comedy man, Dan Abramson, stops by Sports Borts Headquarts to talk about the thrilling, awe-inspiring, and frankly hilarious career of Rickey Henderson. Dan relays some stories, mostly apocryphal, that built the Rickey legend, talks about how Rickey is every baseball kid's dream athlete, and how Rickey was unfairly treated in his own time. Dan also discusses the therapy of his Buffalo Bills fandom and we answer a listener question about SCRIPTED SPORTS TV SHOWS. This episode has it all folks, and I think you should just shut up already and LISTEN! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situat

  • The Milwaukee Bucks with Rick Carrera

    05/06/2019 Duration: 01h30min

    Milwaukee! The land of beer and brats and Giannis Antetokounmpo and this week's guest on the Borts: Rick Carrera! The newly hyper-relevant Bucks took the NBA by storm this year, finishing with the League's best record and (possibly) an MVP. But what's it like to actually be a Milwaukee Bucks fan? Rick walks us through his history with the team including the Michael Redd era, shouting at players from VERY affordable first deck seats, and Jesus Shuttlesworth himself. The Borts also discuss batting cages, miniature golf, and a listener question about the best sport to play on a big time romantic DATE!  Download and listen TODAY! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE

  • Borts Survey: What's The Coolest Position In Each Sport?

    28/05/2019 Duration: 53min

    Shooting Guard...Tight End...Third Baseman...ALL great positions, but which one is the coolest? It's a question that children have been debating--either explicitly or, more likely, implicitly by unconsciously placing their cooler position'd peers higher on the social ladder--in their social circles forever. This week, the Borts tackle it.  Ashley is big on defense, Ben is big on whoever gets to do the fanciest moves while playing their position, so you know there's gonna be FIGHTS. The Borts also comment on the least cool positions by sports and SHAME SHAME SHAME (OK, we admit it, there's gonna be some Game of Thrones talk too. Along with Pool Parties, which is a topic you might not have seen coming) those who have chosen those cursed spots on the court/diamond/field. ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it

  • Sports Betting with Austin Rodrigues

    21/05/2019 Duration: 01h28min

    Tired of just sitting and watching sports without the threat of losing your rent money if Blake Bortles throws an interception? Well, betting on sports will take care of that common problem IMMEDIATELY! The very funny and good guy Austin Rodrigues joins the BORTS to school them on the basics of wagering on athletics and all their positives and negatives (A LOT of negatives, like losing your rent money). Austin also explains being a Yankees fan from Massachusetts, how NOT to drink beer during a high school baseball game, the collective UNCHILL of the recreational tennis and golf communities, and so much more on this killer episode of da Borts. Check it out by downloading and listening! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itune

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