Mqta Radio

MQTA S3 E79…. Happy Halloweenis… Sour Balls and Worms… Penis Statue unearthed… If you are getting an engagement ring, get a second opinion so you don’t pick up a Yoda maxi pad ring… Watch out for dogs dressed for Halloween as Butt Pugs… Get The Bucket!! And save your Toenails!!!!.... Now you can make your balls relaxed and comfortable…. Also, please watch the stuffed toys you get from Florida as they might come a little extra…

MQTA S3 E80…. Yasmin looks like a hairy Potato that can’t be waxed…. A woman gets excited from running over little kids or escalators… I don’t get NO satisfaction…. If you eat meat you will end up will a small pickle… There was an explosion in Gimps-land that spread bull cream everywhere… Everybody was Cum-Fu Fighting…

MQTA S3 E86…. Sex scenes that light our fire… Get to the drawing boards and design a new Toy and get paid!!... Don’t make eye contact with the Roast Beef… Do you like sucking candy on a long trip?? Watch what you put in your mouth!!... GET THE BUCKET!!... Something came out of someone’s bum-hole and it crawled up his stomach and it wasn’t Wonder Woman’s Lasso….

MQTA S3 E85…. Someone doesn’t have a gravestone anymore but I have a ring… Morris Code on the One-Note Piccolo… Gender Reveal (Again) with Double Denim and Pearls… Chicken Skin and Chewing Gum… Dave the Duck no longer gives a F**k… Bum Sunning Taint right…

MQTA S3 E75…. Do you fancy having an affair with a fantasy creature/ possibly a miniature pony??.... Heather wants a big one for Christmas…. Big feet don’t mean a whopper… A boyfriend has done the most wonderful thing for his girlfriend and now all she must decide is lemon or lime!!!

MQTA S3 E76…. Parental Advisory: Scott Makes an appearance…. Nub Rubs for a 2 day erection…. Angel’s Banjo makes beautiful music… A hairdo makes an uprising… Someone gets booked for stealing his own Weenis…. Adrian gets a leather doughnut for his cell phone… Michelle gets the bucket… Public Service Announcement about Cock-fishing…. Watch out for the Rodasaurus!!!

MQTA S3 E77…. The BIG 250th Episode…. Guests in Studio….. JUBES!!!.... Every woman carries a puppet with her… Thigh Gaps and Watermelons… Elephant Eyelash Pants… Super-sized memory foam Pillows for women for Christmas… Sex Toy Advent Calendar… When you lose your toe, put it in your drink!!!

MQTA S3 E78…. Someone dropped many toys that would have made many women happy… Another dog has fetched a winner… Want the perfect vagina? Use a gravy boat and toothpaste!!... Sex Robots will turn you down!!!... Watch your Halloween props as they may look like Arby’s… Invisible Tit Lifters are a new Band you have to see!!!

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MQTA S3 E71… A man feels pretty strongly that he wants to be Bigger because he only has a little grub (and get cut at the same time)…. Now YOU can make porn movies near Joan Collins Mansion apparently… Adrian has a case of “Athlete’s Willy”…. Now you can stay in a house with it’s own dungeon… and learn about Bald Vulture’s chewing on a worm… Perhaps you can stay at the “Is It Inn”…. And finally you may want to go to “The V Spot” where you can get a vagina facial and you can steam your privates to get the wrinkles out…. 

MQTA S3 E72…. When you are in construction, please don’t get a nut stuck on your head… Someone killed a chicken in the Studio… Not only can you use vinegar for pickles but it can tighten your VJ…. Sad Turkey…. Make sure when you visit a Holy place to splash everything playfully!!  A man lands on his backside and now his penis is turning to bone!!! 

MQTA S3 E73….. This bride did not get the crap scared out of her but her dress said otherwise…. Now you can tell if you’re “In The Mood” from the inside… Naked Attraction contestant has a Bat Cave but no superhero is present… Nothing can be finer than a visit to the Vagina Museum and the visit from the Impossible Whopper… Super Massive Black Holes… A man went to jail because he was trying to garrote a groin… 

MQTA S3 E67… Gummie Weenis’…. Don’t seduce men with Glossy Libs and Lubed Legs… If you have a sore back, try to find a woman in Stilettos to walk on your back (Heather is taking up a collection for someone to wear Golf shoes and do it!!)….Share the love in your kitchen with a meat tenderizer and waffle iron and crock pot…. Now you can buy Unicorn Nipples in case you get get Unic-Horny….

MQTA S3 E68…. Someone’s dog fetched a big play THINGY with a Rosey Tip…. Make sure you go to the Animal Shelter in just your underwear because you might see NOTHING… If you want to lose fat you must get Physical and feel the vibration… What the hell is Hay-Mife and compression socks for Granny… GET THE BUCKET!! Giving someone the finger can make you hungry!!

MQTA S3 E69…. Take me home, bumpy road. It gets me excited!!!.... Naked Homeless Man runs after a dog with a bone in mouth… Brazilian Bombshell make $240K a year posting pics of her bum… Ghost of a masturbating ape hangs out at a mansion….

MQTA S3 E70… Penis in the Victorian era was Mashing Potatoes… When you are hot, make sure that you get some freezer pops (perhaps Banana Flavored or a Bomb Pop)… Or if you want to keep your man cool you can buy him Freezer Pants… Adrian has an incredible voice you can’t miss… What is the difference between a Fairy and a Famine and a Ghost Sex Toy…

MQTA S3 E63…. You need to choose what you wear on TV carefully or there may be a cock fight… Don’t invite your new husband’s Crotch Goblin to the wedding… You can now modify your body to add speed bumps to your Weenis… France is handing out nice little blue pills to help keep men’s morals UP… Don’t upset your ex-girlfriend or she just might pop your egg out of the basket… 

MQTA S3 E64…. One of the funniest episode endings ever!!! Adrian takes a snake to a Vegetarian…. Riding a bike can give you a 9 Day Erection that gets a Grade 4… Watch out for the new Sex Toy on the Market… A woman lost her memory by having a number 2… Chad wants to eat more Cheese… Adrian becomes speechless and almost dies… There are mice that need love so bad they BONK themselves to death!!... A library and books can lead to a naughty arrest… and…. You better pleasure your woman or you are gonna get shot!!! 

MQTA S3 E65… An Engagement Ring that really takes it up the Bum… You can not use a vacuum hose and vacuum PERIOD or make sure to use the Crevasse Cleaner… Throw away your Razors as the new trend is coming back with FULL force… Pubic Hair Transplants… Buy a new product to make your area sweet like Churros or Fruit Salad in your Furry Basket… and Heather has a stroke while telling about a used condom in court….  

MQTA S3 E66…. Flea with a Porn Star Penis…. Important Meeting being broadcast on a newscast? Please use the cat filter if you are serious!!... Superman makes an appearance… Foreskin Facials abound… Someone gets the Shocker!!... Don’t put an Onion Ring on your face… Feeling the squeeze in your relationship… and finally, if you want to live longer, consider a poop transplant!!!