Weed Pizza

Happy St. Patricks Day! Marijuana is destroying my brain! I shit on Chicago South Side Irish dudebros and a filthy country song recorded by gay porn actor Jeff Stryker. Plus Chicago pizza memories and I sing ME SO HORNY

This week we change our focus from one debilitating drug to another - hear my cocaine horror story, how much cocaine sucks, how much "cocaine culture" sucks, plus a sad DTLA pizza story and the saddest of all: I sing Eric Clapton.

Episode 7 is here, and after a week of alcohol sobriety, there's not much to talk about, SO LET'S ROAST FEMINIST TINDER PROFILES. Also I sing Bob Marley.

Episode 6 in tha house! I laugh about Fergie singing the National Anthem, a Slayer-loving metalhead finds himself in a life-and-death situation, and one of the greatest pranks of all time, pulled on Steve Albini. Also a somber tale about Brooklyn bar pizza, and I sing Carole King!

New episode of Weed Pizza! Bill Murray revisited, my iPod bit the dust, a Philly cheesesteak eatery in Chicago that serves deep dish by the slice, and I sing Bruno Mars!

Episode 4 of Weed Pizza is here! A couple of Valentine's Day-themed crank calls, the joys of Blue Dream sativa, Bill Murray, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life, screwing to the Clash's London Calling, plus a somber tale about pizza me and my ex-girlfriend ate together, and I sing Boyz II Men!

Episode 3 is here - I met Mark Ruffalo at a bar once! I cheated on my college final! Dead baby gravestones! Fun facts about Richard Hell's Blank Generation! Plus I sing Garth Brooks! Twitter/Instagram: @dontakano

Episode 2 of Weed Pizza is here - Male Tears, Sex Pistols, the Five WORST Music Show Experiences of My Life, Memories of a Ukranian Village pizza place, and I sing Bone Thugs-N-Harmony!

The inaugural episode of Weed Pizza - retro-arcade machines, Stern Pinball, weed named after Harvey Weinstein, how to fix classic Miramax films, the sad tale of Barry's Spot in Chicago's Edgewater neighborhood, and I sing John Lennon's "Jealous Guy"   DISCLAIMER: Dollar Shave Club.com is NOT a paid sponsor of Weed Pizza - the intro ad spot is a parody, and in no way is Weed Pizza affiliated or associated with Dollar Shave Club.com or any of its affiliates/associates.