Jerkcast

In this weeks episode the cast discuss making out with celebs, drunk jackets, Greek life, and we start a new tradition - drunk lullaby stories! (One every month) Keely tells us about her romantic night with Aaron Carter, that's right she was invited to Aaron's Party! We weigh the pros and cons of rushing as well as talk about the sex appeal of Greek life. Malcolm shares his drunk lullaby this week and tells us how much he loves thrift shopping.

On this week's JERKcast, Haley, Keely, Lucy and Malcolm recap Halloweekend part one -some treats, but let's be real, mostly tricks (this is Cuse we're talking about). The cast covers costumes, the pepper spray party incident, and... covering cars in popcorn to attract birds (we're just as confused as you are). In other news, Haley speaks Sim language fluently and the cast realizes just how little white girls know about rap - Ice Cube? Ice T? Which one is married to Coco again? All this plus the latest update on the townie that lived in Malcolm's house on this week's JERKcast.

On this week's JERKcast, Haley, Keely, Lucy, and Malcolm discuss the paradox of Halloweekend vs. parent's weekend, and how campus will inevitably rage on. Just how many white girls will dress up as Miley? The cast attempts to figure it out as they talk about fall, the ultimate "white girl season" (pumpkin spice latte, anyone?). Also on tap: smoking cigaretiquette - should 'Cuse ban smoking altogether? - and revenge porn (better hope you don't have any ex-boyfriend enemies). This is one JERKcast you won't wanna miss.

On this week's JERKcast, Haley, Keely, Lucy and Malcolm make a valiant attempt to figure out what the fuck homecoming weekend is except for an excuse to get wasted (as if you needed one): What do Homecoming Queen and King even do? Does anyone besides Alumni give a crap? Will anyone even remember their names Saturday night? We're here to find out! The cast also takes on the "ins and outs" of social media flirting - Tinder, subtweets, twitter alter egos, and the undeniable sexual tension between you and that random dude that just retweeted you five times. Also on tap: the "weird is the new cool" movement, Lorde, EDM, Malcolm's deep and undying hatred of townies, mustachephilia, and the rise of the crazy cat lady. JERKcast Host: Haley Schluter JERKcast Co-Hosts: Malcolm X. Whitfield, Lucy Tomkiewicz, Keely Sullivan JERKcast Executive Producer: Lakota Gambill JERKcast Assistant Producer: Jordyn Rosenburg JERKcast Audio Editor: Sawyer Rosenstein JERKcast Audio Engineer: Brianna Couture

The first episode of JERKcast is available for stream directly from Jerkmagazine.net or you can listen/download here! Welcome back SU Students! In this weeks podcast the cast dicuss Freshman, townies, Juice Jam, molly, and reminisce on the ole' days. Haley, Malcolm, Lucy, and Keely give the “do's and don’ts” of Freshman year, tackle the infamous "moo-ing" tradition, and let freshman know that upperclassmen honestly DO NOT CARE. Malcolm gives us all the details about the "townie" living on his couch and the cast shares their views on a molly drug detector. Juice Jam was a hit this year as the cast gives their opinion on the performers, dual stages, Nicky Romero's gender, and the ridiculous price of water Send us your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections to jerkpodcast@gmail.com. Look forward to our upcoming drinking game! Details to come. This episode is dedicated to Emma Wozny and Jeffery Russ. JERKcast Host: Haley Schluter JERKcast Co-Hosts: Malcolm X. Whitfield, Lucy Tomkiewicz

JERKcast episode 8 is available for stream directly from jerkmagazine.net or you can listen/download here! This week we have a special guest host on the show, Paul Ang, to discuss the confusion, the problems, and what was missing with the article in last month's Jerk Magazine - Fuck Me Maybe. We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - podcast@jerkmagazine.net Executive Producer: Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Paul Ang, Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra Producers: Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino, Melissa Nawokski Show Recap: Melissa Nawokski

JERKcast episode 7 is available for stream directly from jerkmagazine.net or you can listen/download here! In this week’s JERKcast the gang is joined by Victoria and Melissa. Lucky for Charlie he can relate with Victoria when it comes to ComicCon. From the crazy costumes to the intense gaming tournaments, Charlie breaks down the topic he knows well and excitingly more than Julia. But she retaliates back with her update about the One World concert. Even though some people were being distracted by texting while the Dali Llama was speaking, it was still insightful. Julia recaps the many bands that performed and gives props to Dave Matthews for chilling in his bus instead of a hotel. The cast moves on to the release of the magazine and focus in on the articles: Political Chicken, Julia’s article High Volume, and Scareacuse where they comment on the big boobed cupcake lady. Hopefully her cupcakes are as good as they look. Make sure to pick up this month’s copy of JERK! We record Monday nights, so make sure to g

In this week’s JERKcast we learn that even with his tattoos and imitating style, Charlie is a pansy when it comes to haunted houses. Good thing he didn’t see Julia in her not so alien nerd costume. Fortunately for Lakota there were no fights that needed to be dealt with while visiting PA. The cast works their way to the topic of social networking and how people practically beg for attention with vaguebooking. The attention whore statuses relate back to emo profiles and away messages on AIM that Lakota knows nothing about! We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - podcast@jerkmagazine.net Executive Producer: Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Lakota Sky Gambill, Julia Fuino & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra Producers: Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino, Lakota Sky Gambill Show Recap: Melissa Nawokski

In this week’s JERKcast we learn that Lakota just can’t seem to stay out of trouble when she talks about the late night problems on Marshall street. It seems that violence follows the cast everywhere when Julia claims to have heard gun shots outside her house. Maybe it’s because Syracuse is on the top 10 list of party schools and even townies want to get in on that - it might take Charlie awhile to get there since he still doesn’t know his way around. The cast moves on to politics and gives a run down about the voting registration in the quad, different ways people are keeping up with all the info, and the presidential candidates. The cast seems to love Dogs Against Romney and would never strap a dog to the roof of their car. Paige shares some cool info about politics from her Canadian home and her obsession with maple syrup. Who knew it would taste good in coffee? We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by

This week the cast rants about the things they hate about a school they all love. Lakota describes her run in with rowdy freshmen dissing her sorority sisters. Maybe Charlie could have helped her with his intimidating style of tattoos and tough clothing. But is he really an SU student since he has no clue where Kimmel is? Julia is kind of out of the action since she spends her life at Bird which is always a distracting place with people skyping instead of studying. After finishing up with wondering where Taco Bell went and why freshies wear cocktail dresses to class, they read and respond with helpful advice to some fan emails. We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - podcast@jerkmagazine.net Executive Producer: Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Lakota Sky Gambill, Julia Fuino, Paige Schell & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra Producers: Chelsey Perry, Victoria Kezra, Julia Fui

On this week's JERKcast, Lakota, Julia, and Charlie give the low down on Juice Jam, Westcott, and other happenings in the SU area. The cast gives their brutally honest opinions about the performers, the dancing hotdog, all the neon, and the hype behind Juice Jam. Apparently the floral scented, carpeted bathrooms were even a hit for Charlie. After wrapping up their thoughts on Sunday's event, the crew gives you the rundown on Westcott – where to go, what to order, and what's going on. Westcott wasn't the only destination, a quick tangent on Shoppingtown Mall and Mother's Cupboard reveals how some of the cast likes to ruin everything. We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - jerkpodcast@gmail.com Executive Producer: Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Lakota Sky Gambill, Julia Fuino & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra Producers: Chelsey Perry, Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino, Lakota

Lakota, Julia, Paige, and Charlie wrap up the Back to School special this week on the JERKcast. After telling their war stories from the first week back to school (apparently Julia can't keep her dress down), the crew gives the low down on how to get around Syracuse without dealing with the terrible bus system, which homeless people are okay to mingle with, and where you should be hanging out around campus. We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - jerkpodcast@gmail.com Executive Producers: Paige Schell & Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Paige Schell, Lakota Sky Gambill, Julia Fuino & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra Producers: Chelsey Perry, Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino, Lakota Sky Gambill

The very first episode of the JERKcast is available! The JERKcast is a weekly podcast that will be available every Friday when school is in session. The first two episodes consist of our back to school special where we'll talk about our own experiences and some tips on how to manage your first couple semesters. Paige, Lakota, and Charlie tackle the trials and tribulations of adjusting to life at Syracuse. We bring you some tips on how to manage your schedule if you're a freshman or a transfer student and how to get in with the right people in your classes, we throw some daggers at frat row, talk about finding your crowd, and how to manage your new relationships that you'll make at college. We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then - jerkpodcast@gmail.com Executive Producers: Paige Schell & Charlie Ecenbarger Hosts: Paige Schell, Lakota Sky Gambill, & Charlie Ecenbarger Audio Editor: Victori