Holonet Audio Dramas

In the early days of Saber Guild, around 2010-12, what eventually became known as Saber Guild Temple Prime (local and founding chapter in southern California) used to have a pre-show before their regular performances, a STAR WARS version of the Abbot and Costello classic comedy routine "Who's On First." It's purpose was to get the audience laughing and settled in for the choreographed lightsaber performance that awaited them later on. That pre-show STAR WARS comedy routine was called "Who's on Tatooine." I do not know of any surviving quality audio recordings of "Who's on Tatooine." However, Stephen (SG-008) and I (SG-016) recorded our own version of that routine at around that same time period, using the same script. The first half of this podcast is that recording, now a decade and a half old. I decided to publish that routine again here, as it is hilarious and nostalgic for those of us that were a part of those good old days in the STAR WARS fan community. Following "Who's on Tatooine" is a replay of "Wh

"The Career" part 3 Ensign Geekovich is forced to finally choose a new career path. Maybe.

In part 2 of the three-part story arc "The Career," Ensign Geekovitch is convinced more than ever that he is about to "fly the ship." Instead, he ends up in the Science Lab. But, for how long? For more about our fan club, visit startrekthefleet.com

An End and A Beginning: A STAR TREK fan audio presentation The Battle of Wolf 359 was a tragic disaster for Starfleet. But it was also a turning point in relations with another enemy, spearheaded by a legendary ambassador. For more STAR TREK and STAR WARS fan audio fun, visit www.holonetaudio.com.

An aging veteran of the Clone Wars finds himself on the run, suddenly a fugitive for simply being the person he is. An impulsive decision meant to put an end to his predicament instead leads him on a path toward a new conflict, one he didn’t want but somehow needed. For more great STAR WARS and STAR TREK fan audio fun, visit holonetaudio.com

"The Career" Part 1 Ensign Geekovich thinks he's getting a promotion. Visit Star Trek: The Fleet at www.startrekthefleet.com Visit the USS Falcon Crest at www.ussfalconcrest.com For more fun Star Trek and Star Wars fan audio, visit www.holonetaudio.com

​Uncertain on the current state of the galaxy, Captain Hikaru Sulu and old friends reminisce as they share good-byes.

In this episode, the crew of the USS Falcon Crest rescue someone, or something, from the Borg. Featuring the voices of members of the USS Falcon Crest, a chapter of STAR TREK: The Fleet fan club. For info about the club, visit www.startrekthefleet.com

"The Return" In this episode, an effort to rid the ship of a certain problem is made once and for all. At least an effort is made. For more information about STAR TREK: The Fleet, visit www.startrekthefleet.com

"The Mission" - In this episode, which also continues our overarching storyline, a distress call is received by the USS Falcon Crest, and our engineering heroes are beamed aboard the seemingly familiar vessel to investigate. Be sure to check out the STAR TREK: The Fleet fan group at www.startrekthefleet.com

An emergency situation brings an unknown intruder aboard the engineering section of a disabled starship, and he may be their only hope for salvation.

Onboard the USS Artesia NCC-79191, an unexplained mishap is linked to a possible murder mystery and a Klingon connection. Visit www.holonetaudio.com for more fun fan audio. Visit www.startrekthefleet.com for more info about the mentioned fan club.

The crew of the USS Falcon Crest welcome aboard a reporter from the Federation News Service. Or is he a reporter?

A slight detour of the short episodic audio zaniness that The Engineering Chronicles usually takes, this time we take a TREK-ified journey along the famous "Who's on First?" routine of Abbott and Costello.

Crewman Geekovitch is questioned about why he wasn't at his post during the battle with the Klingons.

In this episode, the USS Falcon Crest comes under attack, and it is revealed that there may be treachery from within.

In this episode, Crewman Geekovich performs a task. With results he is quite proud of.

In this episode, the Chief Engineer of the USS Falcon Crest gets in trouble for something that may or may not be his fault.

In this episode, Chief Engineer Joe thinks he has escaped his old nemesis, the ship's computer of the USS Artesia, only to find a new "foe" aboard his new ship, the USS Falcon Crest.

This installment of The Engineering Chronicles sees the two officers in charge of the Engineering Department aboard the USS Artesia getting transferred to a new ship.