Poditivity

Max and Al welcome back the papaya faced fountain of knowledge that is Wisdom Sue. Once more, Max attempts to creep his own violent and degrading views of women into the podcast arena. Turns out, women = rubbish after all. Max was right, who knew?

After 5 weeks of silence, Max and Al return, joined by human fountain of positive vibes, Isla Ure. They discuss mechanically recovered meat and try to understand why Max is such a horrible sexist idiot.

Max and his horrible father return to the pod-waves to elicit positivity from themselves and everyone that happens upon them. This week, genuine exorcist Loren O'Brien joins them to bring Max's demons to the forefront and slap them with logic. Max learns to say Catholicism.

Illustrious bee. Max and Al are finally joined by Guru, Saint and Master of all things "Wisdom Sue" the level of intelligence, philosophy and horse requirement increases massively and forever.

Max and Al take yet another journey into the mystical world of beauty and positivity. More total rubbish and idiocy in general.

Max and Al are joined by acclaimed actress and writer Sydney Stevenson as they wind their way through the positive beauty that the earth has to offer. They discuss things like, well, Max's weird hair again, his square head and celebrate Royal racism with a sticky bun.

Al and Max are joined by genius, entrepreneur and scholar, Prof. B.R.S.Targay who will attempt to sort Mr. Negativmo (Max) out once and for all. The results are beautiful, haunting and erotic. Also the chaps discuss mugs again, awful haircuts and the wonderful phenomenon of the "Tessay".

Max and Al are joined by their first ever "Yes Guest" - It's Nick Long, he fills our ears with glorious mundane-ness*. *Not a word.

**SERIOUS MEDICAL WARNING** THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A GENUINE HYPNOTIC INDUCTION. DO NOT LISTEN WHILE DRIVING OR OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY. Al despairs at Max's lack of self-belief and constant negativity and so hypnotises him. For real.

Max sits warm at the buttery microphone and spews forth his positive vomit whilst considering living 4 times as long and the perils of being retired at the age of 21.

Al and Max reconvene to tackle the challenge of staying positive during the winter months. **PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CIDER FESTIVAL HAS BEEN INDEFINITELY POSTPONED**

CHRISTMAS! IT'S NEARLY HERE! WE'RE SO POSITIVE! This episode, Max learns the poditivity chant and the power it can wield. He also shares his experiences of asking for time off at work, eating fajitas and visiting New York.

In this first episode of "Poditivity" Al Clayton and Max Saidi sit down to discuss what makes them feel positive in life. Al confesses his undying love for Max and Max remembers the time he didn't burn the toast.