Wood And The Bone

Where we’re going, WE DO need roads ... That’s right. We’re reviewing Road House! This week shit gets swayze as the boys discuss throat rips, passion pits and *placeholder for third rhyme*. So order a brew, pull up a stool and get the shit kicked out of you because we’re going to the ROAD HOUSE! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Friends, influencers, rappers-turned-poor-businessmen: lend me your ears! Wood and the Bone are back with a scathing look at one of the biggest parties of 2016, The Fyre Festival. The boys sit down to watch the Jerry Media cover-up ... er documentary ... about Ja Rule and Billy McFarland's foray into event planning. Who is really to blame? Is Ja Rule a creep? Is Billy McFarland bae? Did the concert-goers secretly deserve their fate? Check out all this and more. We promise that Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski, and Hailey Bieber (nee Baldwin) will all be there, too! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Sorry about this one. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

I see podcasters! Join Wood and the Bone as they review the 1999 classic film that has more twists than the Pretzel Factory, M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense. In this episode, the guys fondly discuss Philadelphia culture, the merits of talking to dead people and... Whoopi Goldberg? You'll have to hear this one to believe it. You know those tiny hairs that stand up on the back of your neck? That's Wood and the Bone, baby! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

It's the review you've all been clamoring for ... This week, the boys review arguably the best Paul Rust film ever: I Love You, Beth Cooper. Matt and Steve talk about the evolution of American sex comedies, Alan Ruck's massive wang and hot dudes wearing nerdface. It's barn burner of a mid-January review of an awful forgotten comedy. You DON'T want to miss this. Download, subscribe, and give us a five-star ROAST on iTunes — we will read it on the show! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Welcome to 2019! Wood and the Bone are back with a brand new episode. Join them boys, along with super producer Jim Warkulwiz, as they go deep into the Corellian underworld to explore the origins of everyone's favorite smuggler, Han Solo! This episode, we take a look at 2018's controversial romp in a galaxy far, far away — Solo: A Star Wars Story! Who actually directed this movie? How much does a summa-verminoth weigh? In what galaxy did Woody Harrelson find the cure to baldness? We explore all these topics and many more. So grab your blaster, hug your Wookiee, and get ready to betray those closest to you because when it comes to Star Wars prequels, we ALWAYS shoot first. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Did somebody say "Pod rest ye merry gentlemen?" That's right. It's another year of YULE LIKE THESE MOVIES MONTH! This week, the boys review National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and expound upon ironic deaths, Quaid sibling inequality and Jamie Kennedy. So grab some eggpod and listen to our nogcast. It's what Chevy Chase would have wanted (R.I.P.). Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, folks. It's that time of year where we review another Harry Potter film! Join Matt & Steve as they foray into the dark, serpentine halls of the Chamber of Secrets. Does having your bunkmate turned to stone get you straight A's? Where exactly is the Chamber of Secrets? Is this Colin Firth's finest role? Join your resident Potterheads as they break down these questions and more. Accio podcast! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

The holidays are here again. The Fourth of True Lies is behind us and Val-Kilmertines day is still a ways ahead, which can only mean one thing … IT'S HANKSGIVING! This year, we are giving hanks for Cast Away, a fat-Hanks/skinny-Hanks tour de force that was 100 percent funded by the good people at FedEx. Was Wilson squad goals? Was there a separate cave for jerking? How quickly would Steve and Matt kill themselves in the shoes of island Hanks? Bump our fierce pod and worship at the alter of Thomas Jeffrey Hanks. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Greetings, Wood and Bone Nation! Your haunted hosts are back with the latest edition in Spooky Movie Month 2018 with *gasp* a movie FROM THE SAME YEAR! Them boys are sitting down to review the 2018 horror masterpiece, Ari Aster's Hereditary. Just how many kings of Hell are there? Is there anything scarier than people chiefing your stash? Just what is David Alan Grier up to these days? As usual, we delve into these questions, cover the lore and supernatural themes of the episode and maybe even throw in the odd joke or two. So grab some cake, cut the head off your favorite pigeon and be sure to wear your seatbelt because it's gonna be a SPOOKY ride! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

ERNEST. CONTENT. IS. BACK. The Boys review Ernest Scared Stupid in the time-honored tradition of Spooky Movie Month. Why do people watch movies where dogs die? Is Popeye the most topical reference Cardone knows? Do all Ernest movies exist on separate planes of reality? Wood and the Bone are about to carve up a third helping of Ernie pie. You’re not gonna want to miss this, ‘know what I mean? Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Como estan, Paraguayans? Your favorite snake charmers are back in this episode of Wood and the Bone reviewing the 1997 creature feature Anaconda. Join Matt and Steve as they discuss everyone's slithery, scaly fiend: Jon Voight! Is his accent in poor taste? Is Jennifer Lopez bae? Is Ice Cube also bae? Is Nikki Minaj's Anaconda one of the worst songs ever recorded? The last answer is yes. I had never heard it until I used it in the intro to this episode. Sir Mix-a-Lot is rolling over in his waterbed. Speaking of waterbeds, we will discuss all of the deaths wherein the characters found their watery eternal rest! As always, be sure to like and subscribe to all of our social media! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Spark up some pipeweed and grab a human-sized pint of ale. This week, the boys are going to Middle Earth! Warkultongue joins the pod-hobbits this week to guide them through the confusing world of Jar Jar Gollum, Norse mythology and Jim Varney (the man/orc). So grab your bow, your axe and your earbuds and kill some time on your way to Mt. Doom with our latest 'cast! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

A list! A list! My kingdom for a list! That's right, baby. Wood and the Bone have a fresh list for all the Wood and Boneheads out there. This week, them boys finally reveal their 10 favorite chick flicks of all time. Who is more qualified to weigh in on romance, womanhood, and how crappy their men are? Did your favorite make our list? Did we forget some? Are any of these actually chick flicks? Tune in to find out because where there's a list, there's a way. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

One cast. One sound. Your favorite podcast crabs are scuttling back into your feeds with a review of the 2002 percussion drama DRUMLINE. The boys talk about John Mayer’s dating history, double quarter pounders, and everyone’s favorite black man with the initials O.J., Orlando Jones! So download, subscribe, and get in formation. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Podcast, straight ahead! That's right, bastardos. Them boys from steerage are back, and they are COLD. On deck on this episode is James Cameron's 1997 epic masterpiece of love, loss, and naked ladies: Titanic. Join Steve and Matt, with special guests Jim the landlord and Craigy Craig Power, as they talk about the movie on everyone's lips 20 years ago. Was Billy Zane wearing a wig? Did Billy Zane get enough screen time? What is Billy Zane's current address? Please email us if you know; Jim is curious. Wanna go to a real podcast? Smash that play button and set sail for comedy gold. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Christmas in July? Nah, mang. It’s Halloween in June. This week, the boys get unseasonably spooky with six more tales of the bizarre and macabre. This podcast has EVERYTHING: '80s hair metal tragedies, death by bamboo, '80s television hipster pirates, and Brent Spiner’s IMDB page. So toss an earbud in your head, smash that subscribe button, and put an arm around your girlfriend like everything's OK, but then turn to the camera and smile with glowing wolf eyes BECAUSE WE CREEPIN’. Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

If our calculations are correct, when this podcast hits 100 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious COMEDY! That's right, WnB Nation! Your favorite neighborhood podcast has officially hit its centennial episode! Join Matt, Steve, and Jim as they review a podcast favorite, Robert Zemeckis's 1985 banger, Back to the Future! In this episode, we talk about the joys of time travel, the dangers of meeting your young parents, and a lot of other stuff that has nothing to do with the movie. So steal some plutonium, crank it up to 88, and tell Johnny to B Goode, because we are going Back... to the Future! Email us at woodandthebone@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Open your windows and pop your peepers, everybody. Wood and the Bone is gettin' fancy! In their first review of a classic film since The Boss Baby, the boys are finally getting around to Alfred Hitchcock and his suspenseful masterpiece Rear Window. Steve and Matt cover everything from Shanghai Noon to Shanghai Knights in an episode that the American Film Institute is calling "a disgrace to film criticism; a festering whitehead of a podcast that we would sooner extinguish than ignore." Subscribe yo!

In movies, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt ... except when they die, then it's just REALLY COOL! On this episode of Wood and the Bone, them boys give the run down of their top 10 coolest death scenes to ever grace the silver screen. Will any Final Destination movies make the cut? Is gore a big factor? How likely is it that any movies they choose will fall outside of 1983-1998? Tune in to find out as we go down this dark path to Coolville, only on Wood and the Bone.