God Hates Fangs True Blood Podcast

It's over!  Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood.  This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping. godhatesfangs58thankyou.mp3

The end draws ever closer!  Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over. godhatesfangs57loveistodie.mp3Link:International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood

The end draws near!  So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard.godhatesfangs56almosthome.mp3Link:True Blood Auction/

Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last!  Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad.godhatesfangs55maybethelasttime.mp3Link:Alcide has Green Arrow's chest

Better late than never!  Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire. godhatesfangs54karma.mp3

It's party time!  This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death.godhatesfangs53lostcause.mp3Link:The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll

We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of  vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse.godhatesfangs52deathisnottheend.mp3Link:Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'

Death walks among us!  And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one.  Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs.godhatesfangs51fireinthehole.mp3

Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead.  Hello.This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this.godhatesfangs50ifoundyou.mp3

At long last, we have returned!  Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor.  archive.org/download/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3Links:https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquinhttps://twitter.com/_smoyerStephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid

We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood.  Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death. godhatesfangs48yourenogood.mp3

Belated greetings, boys and girls!  In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood.godhatesfangs47thesun.mp3Links:EJ Scott's eBay storeJessica's VlogPlaystation Nation Podcast

Billith has risen!  And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood.  Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk.godhatesfangs46whoareyoureally.mp3Links:True Blood in 36 gifsAndy's Trout Flies T-shirt

We're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood!http://archive.org/download/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3

The apocalypse is here!  So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas.  godhatesfangs44saveyourself.mp3Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast!  LinksThe Vault: Nat's article about BillBonus scene

The world's going to Hell in a handcart!  And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor.  godhatesfangs43sunset.mp3Links: The Barrens trailerCalvin Klein commercialThe Vault Cliffhanger Compentition

We're drunk as skunks!  But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska.godhatesfangs42gonegonegone.mp3

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!  And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises.godhatesfangs41everybodywantstoruletheworld.mp3Links:http://www.keepamericahuman.com/

We're hungry like the wolf!  And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger.godhatesfangs40somebodythatiusedtoknow.mp3

Fear and loathing in New Orleans!  This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair.godhatesfangs39inthebeginning.mp3Links:2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast