Drew And Nick Show

A podcast with friends.Ones a bartender, and the other iswell, also a bartender. After leaving his long, yet unfortunate career as a morning radio show host, Drew Mitchell gave the middle finger to anything promising ahead of him in exchange for a chance to make something of himself through this lackluster, at best, podcast. Then theres Nick Amoroso, the second wanna-be headliner of the show. Nick, in short, is akin to the sharpest crayon in your childhood trapper keeper, but like only sharp because the color was so awful you vowed to never use it.The show, aptly named Drew and Nick are Going Nowhere, is a podcast with friends. But, lets be honest these guys dont have friends. So really, this show is just a chance for the people that tolerate them to come together for an hour or less in Nicks Kitchen and create the greatest content ever known to man. Future generations will tell times of the shows segments like Where Do Squirrels Go at Night, The Nic of Love, which we hear the theme song is up for a Grammy, or even Random Whiskey Thoughts with Drew Mitchell. If were lucky, future thots and hipsters will wear t-shirts with our logos on them, ruining our reputation (if thats even possible), while posing on the Instagrams and Twitters of tomorrow, or whatever the kids will be calling them then.This show isnt for the faint of heart, those who are easily offended and especially those who wont hold the towel because really, if youre asked to do that, its a privilege and you should treat it as such. Damn.We are so glad you took the time to actually read this description. You must know, it took an intoxicated friend entirely too long to write it, so thank you. And thank you for listening. I guess we could pull a Meryl Streep here and dedicate this moment of your time to tearing down Donald Trump, but were too selfish for that. This is our time and were the ones here to make Merica great again.