Twisted Gamer Radio

Hello everyone! Welcome back! I've been busy with life and other things, but we missed you guys. I miss the therapeutic nature of talking into this microphone. I hope you guys have enjoyed your 5 years of peace and quiet from Twisted Gamer Radio. But guess what, I'm back! And to celebrate this momentous occasion I summoned the dark lord of the underworld Satan to come on the show.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- World Of Warcraft Is Demonic- Where Have I Been- Game Gripe: When Your Friends Don't Follow You Into The Next Video Game- Multiple Game Delays- Nintendo Goes Mobile- What The Hell: Spending Real Money On Skins- Sound Clip Corner: Gangsta HotlineContact Us:Listen to the episode right now!  Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes and be sure to rate us and leave us a comment. Send us gaming news, topics you'd like us to cover, and comments or questions to:  Twisted Gamer RadioThe Distorted Gamer Blog

We're only a few weeks away from the second Gearbox Community Day on Sept. 15th, and what better way to get pumped up and excited for the panels and the Borderlands 2 launch party extravaganza than to go back and listen to last year's Borderlands panel.  If you missed out on all of the previous panels from that day, you can click these links to go back and listen (Aliens: Colonial Marines, Borderlands, Brothers In Arms: Furious 4, and Duke Nukem Forever) but for now enjoy the long, gazillion gun-filled panel for Borderlands.Now there is no rhyme or reason to which order they'll go up in, so you better check back in with the podcast feed to get updated.  I have a feeling that the game that's getting the sequel and launch party will go up last.So sit back, relax, and take in all the loot chest filled goodness of the Borderlands panel.Contact Us:Listen right now!  Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment.  You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through

Hey guys, hope you enjoyed all of the panels from last year's Gearbox Community Day. We're only a few days away from the huge day, and already my cockles are already tingling with excitement. That means we are just that much closer to the Borderlands 2 release and launch party. I've got a couple of good friends coming in from out of town, so I didn't really have a lot of time to put the show together this week. Enjoy though, it's mostly just ramblings and a few stories.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- The Bioshock Song- Fez Developer Won't Fix His Game- Things I'm Playing And Shit I'm Doing- Fucked Up News:  Kid Has Heart Attack After Call of Duty Gaming Session- Sound Clip Corner: I Don't Want Starbucks!Contact Us:Listen right now!  Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment.  You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go.  Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to:  Twiste

We're about a month out from the second Gearbox Community Day on Sept. 15th, and what better way to get pumped up and excited for the panels and the Borderlands 2 launch party extravaganza than to go back and listen to last year's panels.  I'll eventually put up all of the panels for the games talked about over the course of that day (Aliens: Colonial Marines, Borderlands, Brothers In Arms: Furious 4, and Duke Nukem Forever) but for now enjoy the dark, scary, and xenomorph filled panel of Aliens: Colonial Marines.Now there is no rhyme or reason to which order they'll go up in, so you better check back in with the podcast feed to get updated.  I have a feeling that the game that's getting the sequel and launch party will go up last.Due to some legal reasons (at the time), I had to edit out the audio for the gameplay demonstrations (left the recorder running).  Since it's been over a year and the demo shown off for Aliens: Colonial Marines has since been shown off publicly (you can head

We haven't really done an "official" show in quite some time now, so I decided to give a brief update, tell a few things I'm going through at the moment, and basically rant on a few things gaming. I even ask for advice on a certain Xbox Live issue with a "former friend". No fucked up news today, but I make up for that by doing a double Sound Clip Corner. Enjoy! Plus, I'll be posting the second edition of the Gearbox Community Day.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Yet Another Angry Call Of Duty Player- Adventure Time With Uncle Justin- Xbox Live Advice On Friends?- Sound Clip Corner:  BBQ Chip Bandits and Sweet Brown Goes CommercialContact Us:Listen right now!  Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment.  You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go.  Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to:  Twisted Gamer RadioCall in and be heard on-air:  (469) 248-5668  (POOT)The

We're about a month out from the second Gearbox Community Day on Sept. 15th, and what better way to get pumped up and excited for the panels and the Borderlands 2 launch party extravaganza than to go back and listen to last year's panels.  I'll eventually put up all of the panels for the games talked about over the course of that day (Aliens: Colonial Marines, Borderlands, Brothers In Arms: Furious 4, and Duke Nukem Forever) but for now enjoy the entertaining panel of Brothers In Arms: Furious 4.Now there is no rhyme or reason to which order they'll go up in, so you better check back in with the podcast feed to get updated.  I have a feeling that the game that's getting the sequel and launch party will go up last.Due to some legal reasons (at the time), I had to edit out the audio for the gameplay demonstrations (left the recorder running).  Since it's been over a year and the demo shown off for Aliens: Colonial Marines has since been shown off publicly (you can head over to IGN to check i

We're about a month out from the second Gearbox Community Day, and what better way to get pumped up and excited for the panels and the Borderlands 2 launch party extravaganza than to go back and listen to last year's panels.  I'll eventually put up all of the panels for the games talked about over the course of that day (Aliens: Colonial Marines, Borderlands, Brothers In Arms: Furious 4, and Duke Nukem Forever) but for now enjoy the finale that is Duke Nukem Forever.Now there is no rhyme or reason to which order they'll go up in, so you better check back in with the podcast feed to get updated.  I have a feeling that the game that's getting the sequel will go up last.Due to some legal reasons (at the time), I had to edit out the audio for the gameplay demonstrations (left the recorder running).  Since it's been over a year and the demo for Aliens: Colonial Marines has since been shown off publicly (you can head over to IGN to check it out if you want), I'm just lazy and don't want to go back in

Games imitating art.....or something to that extent.  Good times.  Oh hey!  We're back with another all-new, freshly wrapped Twisted Gamer Radio.  We took the week off for 4th of July, and then decided one wasn't good enough, so we took another one (accidentally because of scheduling conflicts).  But we're back, settled into our normal spots and ready to spit out all the stupidness and crap that go along with this podcast.  Enjoy!On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Duke Nukem Reads 50 Shades Of Grey- New Console Named "Ouya" Announced- Shag-A-Gamer.com Dating Service- Quick Hits- Fucked Up News:  Kid Dies Playing Diablo III- Sound Clip Corner: Berating Asian Kids and Berating Black KidsContact Us:Listen right now! Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to: Twisted Gamer RadioCall

Due to a slight scheduling problem, we had to record the podcast a little bit late this week.  We did get around to doing it, so strap in and get your ear-holes ready.  Do we have a bombshell for you guys today.  Dalyn and I discuss a myriad of issues going on with the gaming industry, how it's "not normal for a man in his 20's to play video games", and talk about skeeting and taking a dump on a chicks face just to get her to blink.  Does this interest you?  Then you need to listen to the brand new episode of Twisted Gamer Radio.On today's show:- Breivik Trial Discussion- Australia Passes R18+ Rating- Nintendo Announces New Handheld- Quick Hits- Fucked Up News:  Roomate Stabbing Over Video Game- Sound Clip Corner:  Stoner Kids Save Family and Would You Hit It?Contact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher ap

We're still reeling from E3 2012, and bring down the video game new to a slight roar on this show. We've still got a lot of content to cover, which makes for some heated conversations and rants, so the show isn't lacking in that category. Sit back, relax, and let the stupidity in. It's time for Twisted Gamer Radio!On today's show:- Robert Bowling Announces A New Game- Black Man Or White Man Crime- How To Apply Makeup To Look Like A Puppy- Fucked Up News:  Man Holds "Friend" At Gunpoint Over Video Game- Sound Clip Corner: Chaddy Loses His Wisdom TeethContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to: Twisted Gamer RadioCall in and be heard on-air:  (469) 248-5668  (POOT)The Distorted Gamer Blog

This is what happens when you don't fucking listen to Twisted Gamer Radio.Wow.  We've got almost 2 hours of podcast here for your enjoyment.  It's the week after E3, and there's tons of shit to talk about, pour over, and analyze.  We try to give you the most important nuggets, while stripping away all of the extra fat that was E3 2012.  Please enjoy the show, and don't forget to subscribe to us via iTunes and rate us over there.  We would appreciate it you hardcore minions.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- E3 2012- Madden Tech Support Fail Re-Enactment- Crytek Goes Free-To-Play- Activision Settles Infinity Ward Litigation- Fucked Up News: 4-Year Old Saudi Boy Shoots Over PS3- Sound Clip Corner: Dumb Girls Steal Girl Scout CookiesContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or qu

This is no doubt all of the fun we're missing at E3 2012 this year.  Don't worry though, we'll have loads of impressions, insight, and details about the hottest releasing video games from the show next week.  For now?  Enjoy a cat mosh pit.  Also wanted to give a quick thanks and shout-out to my good buddy Brookman (DJ Brillo) for hooking us up with some new intro music to kick off the show.  You can check him out in his side project "Willie Mitchell and the Devil's Pickle".  Thanks man.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Trivia: Black Man Or White Man Crime?- New Segment: Just Let It Go!- Quick Hits- Fucked Up News:  Dear Abby Question Is Just Wrong- Sound Clip Corner: Shirtless Man Plays "Fields Of Gold" and Drunken Animated VoicemailContact Us:Listen right now! Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics,

I regularly visit a forum where every other day or so, they'll post a thread named "LOL And You Lose".  This is the picture that I lost to.  Having seen the "original picture", aptly called "Lemon Party", I felt you needed to see it too.  It has absolutely nothing to do with today's show, but I wanted to share this pic, and that's what you do with a blog right?On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- US Judge Could Ban The Xbox 360- EA Bashes Black Ops II Fan Boys- Did Sony Make Mistakes With The PS3 Launch?- Quick Hits- Fucked Up News: Boy Beaten By Wife's Boyfriend Over Video Game- Sound Clip Corner: Racist Granny and Crazy Toothless ProstituteContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to: Twisted Gamer RadioCall in and be heard on-air:  (469) 248-5668  (POOT)The Disto

Yep.  That guy is probably from Texas.It's been a whirlwind of a week here in the Twisted Gamer household.  I sold a car I've had for 10 years, I finally got all the money needed to make beer, and I'm ramping up for a big cookout for Memorial Day.  On today's show, we get back into the heat of things and talk about digital prices being the same on launch day as a retail copy of the game, EA's got a scheme not unlike something we've seen before (*cough* Call of Duty Elite), and we touch briefly on E3 2012 coming up in a few weeks.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Why Do They Charge The Same (Retail vs. Digital)?- EA Closing Official Battlefield 3 Servers- No Valve Announcements At E3 2012- Rumor: Xbox 720 Already In Manufacturing- Fucked Up News: Man Trades Video Game Cheats For Child Porn- Sound Clip Corner: Crazy Woman Rants About Gays and When Slappin' A Bitch Goes WrongContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at

Every once in awhile something gets inside Dalyn's ass and he has to write lyrics for an Xbox Sucks Rap.  We did it long ago, and we're up to Volume 3 now with his incredibly funny renditions.  I even poke fun that with all of the gangsta rap that came out back in the day, they wrote from the heart, about their upbringing in the 'hood and rapping about the hardships they had to go through.  Dalyn's hardships are having to put up with a "lackluster piece of shit system" called the Microsoft Xbox 360.  Enjoy today's show kiddies.  It's a doozie!On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Fat Guy Rants About Diablo III Error 37- Minecraft Creator Says EA's "Destroying" Gaming- Report: Activision Pays Out $42 Million To Former Devs- Comcast Fucking Things Up For Sony Streaming- Fucked Up News:  Transporting An Xbox And Cocaine The Hard Way- Sound Clip Corner: Krispy Kreme Rapper and Fat Dude Pissed About BuffetContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave u

Someone is having a FABULOUS DAY! Dalyn is home right now alone with 4 of his kids, so we weren't able to record this week, but last week we sat down and did a "double show" - recording two episodes. This is the second show we did that day. We were almost talked out, and we might seem a little rushed, but I still think we put a great show on record.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Waiters Give Black Patrons Bad Service- Dead Baby Pills For Your Health!- Signing A Contract To Play Xbox- Quick Hits- Fucked Up News:  Old Man Chokes Kid For Call Of Duty Kill- Sound Clip Corner:  "How Your Pussy Works" and "I Got Bronchitis"Contact Us:Listen right now! Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to: Twisted Gamer RadioCall in and be heard on-air:  (469) 248-5668  (POOT)The Distorted Gamer Blog

There are no words that need to be said to describe the reason I chose that picture or the fact that Douchey Tim is back.  He's on the show today.  Enjoy it if you can.  I certainly did not like it.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Grandparent's Give Awkward Congrats To Wedding Couple- Woman Donates Kidney To Boss, Then Gets Fired By Boss- Douchey Tim Returns!- Kids Get Drunk On Hand Sanitizer, It Cleans The Insides- Fucked Up News:  Sex Offender Steals Video Games From Cancer Kids- Sound Clip Corner:  Jack Off To Facebook Song and 3 Grandma's Watch The Kardashian Sex TapeContact Us:Listen right now!. Subscribe via iTunes, rate us over there, and leave us a comment. You can also listen over at Stitcher.com through assorted smart phones and tablets on the go. Just download the Stitcher app!E-mail us news, topics, comments or questions to: Twisted Gamer RadioCall in and be heard on-air:  (469) 248-5668  (POOT)The Distorted Gamer Blog

I feel like I have to explain this episode title just a little bit.  This was our very first podcast episode title for Loot Ninja, and it set the bar on everything that we would do after that.  Over 60+ episodes later and I sit here typing a "new" podcast post for this blog - The Distorted Gamer.  In a way it's a subtle tribute.  A way to say thanks.I will not count any of the episodes before this as part of TGR.  We are starting fresh, starting new, and are re-branding ourselves and turning over a new stone.  So with that comes a new format, a new episode style labeling system, but with the same old twisted-ness you've come to know and love.  I would have named this episode "TGR Episode 1 - Dalyn Has Horrible Protein Farts", but I feel I should give credit where credit is due.  Enjoy today's show everyone.  Welcome back to your home of stupid.On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:- Mom Spends Thousands For Teen To Win Prom Queen- Recession? Nah, We Gotta Marry Dogs- Wors

Hello everyone.  Glad you found us finally.  This will be the last of the "feed dump" episodes that I do.  "Feed dump".  Man that term I made up just sounds funny.  It's got a nice ring to it, but it also serves a purpose.  We're getting all of the cobwebs swept away from the recording equipment, computers, servers, podcast feeds, and everything else needed to bring you the Twisted Gamer Radio podcast.We're doing it our way this time, with no limitations or internal hurdles what-so-ever.  We're not going to edit the podcast, we're not going to cut it down, we're going to give you the "whole hog" laid back views and opinions every week that we can. All we ask is that you spread the word.  If you like Twisted Gamer Radio, us, our style, anything; tell a friend or two.  That's it.  That's all you have to do.  We appreciate you guys for sticking with us.  Now it's time for you to let your friends in on the "clubhouse of stupid".We don't ask much from all

Well, I'm testing some stuff out, trying desperately to get Twisted Gamer Radio back on the podcasting airwaves. It's been a long ass time, and don't know if I'm truly ready to get back behind the mic. Don't worry, it's much easier this time around. I've already got all of the equipment. I've got web-hosting duties locked up for pretty cheap. I just need to figure this whole RSS/Blogger integration/iTunes bullshit out.  Here's hoping this all works.I'll be running some tests over the coming days to make sure things are running smoothly. For now though, I'll start you off with one of my favorite episodes we ever did, just showcasing how stupid, retarded, and weird we are behind a few microphones.Twisted Gamer Radio - The Year End "Best Of" Show