Places I've Never Been

We almost forgot we had a podcast. A lot has happened in the 6 months we accidentally took off from recording. Nothing of interest for the podcast, so instead we talk about Dave's new basement bar.

Dave's Lady and Guise both claim to have no clue who Gallagher is. This angers Dave. How can they not know of the Sledge-O-Matic and other great comedy routines... and his iconic hair/hat combination... I stand with Gallagher!

Guise has a thing against Garden Gnomes. Who doesn't like garden gnomes? Dave's got a thing against balloons. That's not discussed in the episode, just felt like sharing.

Dave has a history of giving exotic wedding gifts. Sometimes it is a Frog Cookie Jar full of nickles, sometimes its a box of singles to allow his buddy to "Make it Rain" on the honeymoon. This story is a revenge wedding gift.

Dave and Guise recorded this over a month ago so we don't really remember what it is about. Pretty sure there's a bit in there where Dave explains how he got rid of the crickets outside of his sliding glass door. I'm sure it is more exciting than that sounds...

As the title suggests, this podcast gets deep as Dave remembers he was on the tennis team his freshman year of high school. Guise, who has been athletic since birth, cannot image what it must have been like to be the last ranked guy on a team where no one got cut.

One scene in the movie My Girl made Dave's life more difficult. He tries to explain to Guise how Dan Aykroyd indoctrinated people to expect anyone allerfic to bees to immediately keel over upon a sting. Fun Fact: That's now how it works.

Dave and Guise get in a heated debate about candy bars that almost ruins their friendship. Also, Punxsutawney Phil gets a summer time predicting friend!

It's PiNB's 100th Episode. Dave and Guise discuss what to do if the worst happens and they're incompacitated.

Dave and Guise want to try a trendy new juice cleanse but aren't quiite sure which one to do. Their main ingredient is Kale. Everything else is up for debate.

As the title suggests, Math is Hard, but in reality the major discussion point in this podcast is stupid tattoos. Dave knows a girl from college who recently got a trendy tattoo. They didn't get along at school and this podcast won't do anything positive towards the relationship.

Dave's cereal preferences are what some people would describe as "boring." Others would say he's the reason there are awful cereal choices in the world. He's also never had Capt Crunch. Ever. He's a bad person. Guise helps explain why this is true.

How many syllables are in the word "owl"? Sounds like a weird argument to have, but the guys emailed the experts at HowManySyllables.com to find an answer. Also Brian enlightens us to the world of Ultra-Marathoning.

Dave got a shocking phone call after a doctor visit. Thankfully, Guise was there to talk him through the news he received on the other side of the phone. It's a very special episode of PiNB.

Dave and Guise went to the horse track over the weekend and Dave realized he was awesome at gambling. Also, Kris is back for the first time since the last time he was on!

Dave and Guise talk about their plans on attending Space Camp despite the obvious obstacle that they are grown men attempting to get into a summer camp. They're pretty much astronauts already...

Steve is back! Guise and Dave welcome him back the only way they know how, by pounding on his self esteem until he breaks! But he's a trooper and we're hoping he comes back on the podcast soon...

It's another spontaneous show. Dave and Guise talk Snow Day preparedness and Dave finds out a deep dark secret about Guise and his Girl Scout cookie preference.

How long can Dave and Guise string out a poop joke? 58 minutes it would seem.

It's Brian's Birthday... and Brian has the night off so Dave and Guise celebrate without him there to defend himself. Dave also offers Guise some tips on how to get rid of a pest problem in his house and they discuss laundry... cause THAT's exciting.