Unnatural 20's

We almost let this month slip by without celebrating the all-important brackets! This would have been a huge oversight, but luckily our DM has brought us a bracket full of Easter candy and it's our job to declare the winner. So place your bets and join the party as we celebrate the Ides, give everyone a knife, get twisted on the sauce, find someone who respects our taste, put our friendship on the line, move the rock aside, exclaim about a boy, wake up and cry, go Regina George on it, bond with our coworkers via pettiness, meet a wizard in the back of a tea shop, take the time to appreciate Katelynn's mind, flex with a drink garnishment, pitch a Wonder Woman wizard, lull out children asleep with consumerism, get disgusted by the cream egg, learn about Peep jousting, transform a candy into a vegetable, find the butt of the burrito, appreciate digital camera selfies, make strong men, inherit a personality trait from our family crest, and save all future Easter egg hunts. Join in on the adventure by sending your

Following in the steps of The Spice Girls, the DM wanted to give us the chance to spice up our lives and decided the best way to do that, would be to bring in a dice and a spinner. So grab your minivan and join the party as we document a first, gather all the kids, follow Book's crime advice, give a surprise test, pour one out from our eyes, find out match-ramony, take advantage of the gourmet mac n cheese truck, pitch a bicep treat holder, protect the goods, paint with our dog, bribe the DM with Fast and Furious quotes, get played by Nat Geo, serve pink hippo milk, celebrate being an amateur, give kids some nerd names, countdown to death, turn a boy into a bear, get a big lightning fright, scream for Smallville, yell for mom equality, watch hot people try to act shy, get an evil middle child, give Books the best gift, speak Dingo, and roll a neutral 20. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

This episode started off as just a normal sleepover but then something weird happened and we got sucked into an 80's movie! So grab your bodacious shoulder pads and join the party as we sing the slumber party prank song, pick a carnival theme, keep Wreck-It-Ralph out of the blanket fort, sign up for the blade life, present the wrong data, sleep through everything, crave the plane, learn about strange addictions, create the mall shopping anthem, connect shutter shades to waffles, learn about accessories, search for molly, ban the funny numbers, 80085, find the cool guy number, know our drugs, get shoved into a locker, mock an orange, dunk on Florida, regret hearing about some bear romance, become the fated strong person, make a man unfavorable, save prom, turn the ball boy into poop boy, and create the next big blockbuster hit.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

If there is one thing we're good at it's creating and pitching products. Despite having this unbelievable talent, no one has tried to buy one of our products yet! That's why we're calling in the dice to help us create the next big product. So step into this elevator and join the party as we greet the Big Shark, find the unexpected and poppable treasure on the ocean floor, praise our protege, get burned by the What Would Cassie Do Mindset, drive for the bean juice, play spider matrix, experience globby, try to determine if it's an adventuring mouse or a fish, hear Ocean Tarzan, look at sand differently, make our competitors suck our gas, pass out inhalers, find our calling in creating children's toys, put out names on the cheat sheet, give the kids some really big swords, bring down the education system, ask our dog the hard questions, launch off water beds, bring the rave to space, meet the best travel companion, cast Matthew McConaughey as a dog, learn about the human hermit crab, and use an unfortunate pain

DJ/DM Katelynn is making this episode extra NICE for us by supplying some fat bars and attempting to teach us her rhyming ways. So think of your favorite couplets and join the party as we appreciate big books, be an MTV host, get hit real hard in the fails feels, suffer from our past catching up to us, wonder about our identifying energies, hear our dog ranks us, morph into a Corolla, debate cutting off our arm, decorate the body for the holidays, learn the proper way to deal with mean girls, take a trip to a sewage plant, bring mom to the club, witness our DMs lack of faith in the party, enter the rhyme zone, fight for peen, protect our fellow adventurers, lie on our resumes, discover a career in sports commentary, get promoted for being bad at our jobs, hit too close to real life, pick up a birding hobby, live off of our Target fame, buy new parents, play categories, reject Steve, warn about the Barbie curse, earn a Ph.D. in results, try to make newly fresh womb child a thing, hate from outside the lecture,

We've been in this game for awhile now so the DM decided to keep us on our toes by making us play two games simultaneously! So be prepared for anything and join the party as we get a belly full of dirt, fuel up to dropkick, find a fix to the pandemic slump, fight to become better friends, earn the love, get some chocey, fail at being a crab, have a Beat Saber breakdown, become a vet instructor, go through the pain to gain a life of crime, rely on our left hand, learn how to say documentary, believe in mermaids, discover the worlds oldest computer, send BC tweets, pitch DACTL, check out a taxidermied friend from the library, get visited by Taylor swift, succeed at geography, guess the animal without the noise, buy an Unpoppable Friend, boop our buddies, cast The Count, sign up for Only Flans, talk nerdy to me, get paid to put people to sleep, share to-do list hacks, join in on the dog birthday celebration, ask about our son, experience the flagrant fragrance, put no rules on the distraction, and find the bears

You know how us gals do, we just want to gab, gossip, and fight each other! So grab your boxing gloves and join the party as we morph our friends, make the number 8 super cute, find the booty number, deny ourselves sleep, celebrate the soft brain, face smash the keys, compse the gal themesong, confuse real people with characters, hire a responsible boy, jump to drugs, aim to be fueled by chaos, get found in some topiary, map out the cookie and marshmallow family dynamic, immediately connect with a weapon, do a fart on mic, capitalize on the day, play never have I ever, bid on Taylor Lautner, attempt to mess up the meal, appreciate a good burn, remember to always raid the bank, take advantage of there being no consequences, become the town heel, supply the drama, film Planet of the Horses, and find our tooth plug.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the  Scavengers Network  

All of our dreams are coming true in this episode as we finally get to be Jedi Maters!...Unfortunately, our joy may be short-lived as this life dream appears to be happening at the same time as the fateful Order 66. So grab your Lightsabers and join the party as we get confused by backward names, find our Scoob, deny the baby, become surfer Yoda, enter a snake competition, break the tiny toe, transform into our alto-egos, betray our little pooper, pick Colonel Sanders, laugh at duty, celebrate a chicken love scandal, cast a good doggie, pass off the Lean Cuisines, scream about the exploding candle, bring the hot goss, die on the herb and spice hill, get attacked by an orb, learn about the year of the Ninja Turtles, shave a sick burn into our head, show we are 90's babies, get caught in a lie, out riddle some riddles, send an invitation to smash, glow poo, decorate the yard with unexpected materials, become a chicken tendie, block the shot with our mind, get a boo-boo, and find an unexpected benefit to Sunflow

Someone from our past has trapped us in an unknown place and worst of all they are making us solve a riddle. So get ready to help us interpret their vague clues and join the party as we enter a hoedown mole-down, enjoy the moist walls, dig out of tunnel one, make the worst transition, set another meal on fire, get banned from plantains, redo the wedding theme, live like Speed Racer, bring all the bears to help with a murder, give the accountant wings, steal the Titanic backstory to seem more dramatic, enter a bologna mind, learn of the pasta jellyfish, appreciate layers, give up on tank tops, call Katelynn a genius, hear about the great fire of 1907, come out of an old president's nose, find our place in the Batmosphere, and learn all about revenge.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

An important lesson was learned after we adopted a new creature and that lesson was to pay attention to the instructions given! Help us out by bringing your favorite joke and join the party as we give a sea shanty greeting, cut off the laughs, pick the wrong desk, chuck our friends, get betrayed by the PowerPoint, attend a pre-baby party, turn war into a boardgame, harness geese anger,  learn about our favorite purple dude, create a villain just for tennis, transform into a dolphin, brag about our science activities, pitch Depression the Dog, grow from tears, create the good kind of fake news, get updates on Yeti the Spaghetti, have one fun cocaine time, start Test-a-Hobby Co., find the good game cow, recognize our real Bane, argue with our dog, stunt on our kids, get thrown a curveball on the phone, ask William Shatner if the price is right, feel bad for the gnome that can't travel, get insulted by bike jokes, and become vegetable buddies.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gm

Our Dm has surprised her closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time...until there was a murder that is! Stay on your toes and join the party as we ignore the scream, focus on the chest holder, bring in our potion lady, lean into the question mark branding, make you a suspect in the murder mystery, take out Katelynn's celebrity crush, eat a hot chip, get cursed by a sea turtle, pass out in the kid's section, wake up to Dr. Seuss, request a live reenactment of Tracers, ask for the parkour, appreciate people and the food they bring, display a history of murder, pick up a new skill, step onto the mini-golf course, trace the lips, try to define worm sugar, roll it, take a hard turn to get on your good side, bring out Christopher Walken, play marry or murder, turn Kite-Man into Bulbasaur, sell it in the breakup line, go off on puns, be the apex shrimp, uncover our motive, create a throwback themesong, figure out if friends throw fri

The DM is helping us prepare for the New Year with what is sure to be the next big cleanse trend. So grab a big glass of this good juice and join the party as we have some very good very fun times, let our ancestors down, give it the old Irish Hidey Hoe, find the poo in the family tree, be a naked sheep frolicking, emerge blind into the world, succeed by leaving it up to fate, scare our coworkers for the gram, recycle ribbons, leave without giving a gift, pull a boss move on the boss, travel to Alabamba, join the Kid Rock fan club, learn of the banjo frog hierarchy, grab the eggbeaters, start it off with a gargle, become outcast 30-year-old babies, eat the world, become rectangular monsters, sign up to be corporate camp counselors, enter an office chair obstacle course, get in a cookie conundrum, fill the Olympic gap year, pitch Creative. Reasonably. Abled. Fun. Teams, excel at the boxcar craft competition, mosh into the New Year with our family, compete in the incorrect spelling bee, get stunned by the power

When Katelynn wanted to celebrate her birthday she turned to her most trusted party planner which was obviously her dog Murdock. He's the only dog in the party planning business and we think we know why. So grab your goodie bag and join the party as we knit with stilettos, enter the dumpster days, poop on a windshield, find our biggest weakness, throw away our parents training, date at the Applebees, put the baby in a hair papoose, get twisted on frog juice, live life like a bull rider, set the snacks to attack, put corndogs on the platter of honor, try to do a quadruple axle, suffer on the ice, have a big whoopsies, break free from the braces, realize our dog is a bully, get pranked, bite our mics, speak like Grogu, cheat to stump Books, instantly insult the family, commit to the vape aesthetics, witness the cigar riding hipster, get betrayed by the algorithm, give our gifts, and go gnome sweet gnome.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content o

We're trying to create the raddest and most cheerful gift we can to give to you for The Season. So grab your favorite gift wrap and join the party as we make a cheerful grumble, create some holiday-specific cheers, go all-pro, bring the tiny elf friends along, enter the workshop again, run a cost-benefit analysis, dance battle the beef guy, forget about food rules, make our hair an accomplice in our shoplifting crimes, get turned into a puppet, call on a drone for help, What's This Now?, put Katelynn in a bubble, add a corndog for a high octane feeding experience, bring drugs to the Shark Tank pitch, exchange new feelings for a comatose state, do really un-bad grabbing shows, get the Big Appeal, witness the extreme sport of knitting, create handles for squirrels, become a book-ish duck, transform into a mutant ninja old burrito, rely on dormant gymnastic abilities, copy the new puffins, enter a fishnando, learn that sharks do fly, learn some beef-cake Tom Welling facts, recast a nativity scene, and create the

The DM has called on us to help with the daunting task of saving her, but sadly even on this mission that requires great heroism, we are still being delegated as the sidekicks. So grab your capes and join the party as we leave you shell-shocked, ask for a raise from the people, double our voice, get a balloon surprise, wear 2000's fashion to a faculty meeting, learn that the horsies can move in an L shape, appreciate the good Star Wars sounds, dip our toes into some spoilers, appreciate Baby Darth Vader, enter a space western, find the similarity between Pacman and chess, entice the hero with a corndog, cry with cue cards, regret an X-Wing tattoo, bring everyone into the murder, scream about a jet pack, offer terrible advice to High School students, take everyone out at the ankles, roll out of the van with the cool kids, and fear the family of rolling backpacks.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers

We've been podcasting for 3 years which means that we've officially entered our toddler years! So grab your pull-ups and join the party as we do an impressive handstand, cry at our party, change up Kings Cup, drink our tears to join a cult, pass out in the allergy aisle, send food and gifts via an air elemental, slow down time to cuddle, put on our anime glasses, use the demonic eye intimidate check, roll instead of run to win a three-legged race, try to use dazzle as a distraction, get tangled with Taylor Lautner, throw in an unnecessary cameo, pass along some pen pal presents, confirm the CRJ is is a gem, walk through all the layers of cottage-core, get the lore of Rebecca, play verbal charades, confuse Mickey with Goofy, ride Edward, build our own micronation, enter a war we didn't know about, and teach a parrot our favorite words.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

This year the DM wanted to give us a chance to get together as friends and share what we are all thankful for (as long as what we are thankful for is what the DM wants us to be thankful for). So grab all your best buds and join the party as we invite the poopy one on, materialize a ballsack brain, become a nighttime pillow thief, enter the confession session, keep up the Professor Murder streak, adore pirate puppies, request a bedtime story, get dragged into a deep dark hole, become distracted by the nipples, bring the gym to their knees, place a pear on a pedestal, get kissed by god, go super saiyan thanks to a panic attack, meet Crystal and Cornelius the magical turkeys, give thanks to our surprise 4th host, put Katelynn in the corner of sadness, make a snack mask, die from maple suffocation, leave a sticky butt imprint, realize we couldn't be slime kids, let out our anger at Shark Boy, find the worst sea monster, earn our frills, and enter an underwater slap fight.    Enter our giveaway and get a chance to

If you speak of food crimes, Katelynn will come. If you invite her to purposefully create food crimes, she will destroy you. We're trying to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for you all in this ep and honestly, we understand if you end up not eating anything. But go ahead and put on your apron and join the party as we call on the colon-ary hero, create visual poem business cards, argue about pie v casserole, die for the cause, fail at being crafty, give a piece of ourselves as a gift, send a tattoo ransom note, meet blue milk Luke, confuse the Lego timelines, inspire the Banthas to revolt, free the tits and pound a beer, check in with our heart rate, ask for the whole meal, lose it over both potatoes, create a turkey bread bowl, legitimately get angry about a Thanksgiving meal, suffer, save a life with hamsters, walk into a magical grocery store, celebrate the tamale tradition, get entranced by hand turkeys, learn the history of a hereditary tree, hide our child's art in the closet, and prepare a meal for a mouse

Allow us to introduce our new motto and lifestyle, A.B.C, All Bout Cassie. That's because we're celebrating Cassie's birthday the only way she would want which is to make everything about her so grab some streamers and join the party as we bring all the essentials, push turkeys into the rain, bring the curse of Robert into our household, get some tips from Professor Murder, wear a different costume every day, go out with a Viking funeral, consider appreciating trees, squeak like Mariah Carey, meet the Easter monster version of Katelynn, liven up a murder mystery party, give Baby Yoda a lava lamp, take eggs away from children, invite Judas to the table, try to distinguish man from Mastiff, learn about defense wrinkles, take over Corey's house, attempt to get Vin Diesel away from his D&D game, cry with our moms about Denny, invent the ka-chow tuba, and create a beanie with an extra surprise ;).    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnnatural20s@gmail.com   Learn all about our merch giveaway

The DM thought it was time we branched out from podcasting, so we're stepping into a brand new media field and creating the very first movie to exist in the podcast realm. So get ready to yell action and join the party as we fall into the title of queen, smell some armpits, ingest the wrong things, say yes to everything, ponder about our holiness, question the reason for a T, find a spider in an unthinkable place, call in the pig Charlotte, grab a lizard in a pinch, dodge little boys on stilts, get a lesson from little miss dictionary, bop it out of our brain, blast your spine into alignment, sell ourselves in the best light, send out a drawing challenge, cast Air Bud as our hero, get invited into the laboratory, make human teeth Sonic the villain, decide on just one beautiful Lego keychain, dress up as a cube, mistake a doctor for Colonel Sanders, make it a battle for the hackers, smize with the best dancer in the room, freak out over the word midwifery, and almost kick off a host for being a milk monster.