Unnatural 20's

The DM is helping us prepare for the New Year with what is sure to be the next big cleanse trend. So grab a big glass of this good juice and join the party as we have some very good very fun times, let our ancestors down, give it the old Irish Hidey Hoe, find the poo in the family tree, be a naked sheep frolicking, emerge blind into the world, succeed by leaving it up to fate, scare our coworkers for the gram, recycle ribbons, leave without giving a gift, pull a boss move on the boss, travel to Alabamba, join the Kid Rock fan club, learn of the banjo frog hierarchy, grab the eggbeaters, start it off with a gargle, become outcast 30-year-old babies, eat the world, become rectangular monsters, sign up to be corporate camp counselors, enter an office chair obstacle course, get in a cookie conundrum, fill the Olympic gap year, pitch Creative. Reasonably. Abled. Fun. Teams, excel at the boxcar craft competition, mosh into the New Year with our family, compete in the incorrect spelling bee, get stunned by the power