Ballots And Bottles

They promised bonus episodes, they never promised good bonus episodes. Friend of the podcast, Bobby, gives Ellen and Lexi their subject this week...Chickpeas. They talk chicks, they talk peas, they talk recipeas (get it) somehow they get into talking about equality, and best of all...Rachel Ray. Follow on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe and review FIVE STARS ONLY

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY YA'LL. Guys, it's July 4th, TURN UP. Ellen and Lexi wanted to honor this beautiful country with an American history trivia game. Turns out, they're not that great with history, and even worse with state capitals. Could it be the fact that they polished off a bottle of wine and they recorded at midnight on a Tuesday? Maybe. Could it be because they were both thrown off by the fact Lexi openly shared how she lost her virgintiy? Probably. Pete Blackburn, formally from Fox Sports, now from Twitter, hosts the trivia show and has never looked at Ellen and Lexi the same since. Follow us on @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Email/DM us your shirt sizes and addresses! BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com

Ballots and Bottles have their first ever guest appearance! Friend from college and low key twitter celebrity, Pete Blackburn, joins the podcast to talk the Senate Health Care Bill, Syria & Russia, Trump's Time Covers, and the Supreme Courts decision on Trumps travel ban. Moreover, FOX Sports laid off all their writers and we have an INSIDE SCOOP on what the future of Fox will be. Most importantly, Lexi and Ellen learn strangers are venmo'ing Pete money, so find Ellen on Venmo @Ellen-Fleming and Lexi @LexiDussi - Don't forget to DM/Email us your shirt size and address BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and follow us on twitter @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles

So...the ladies veer a little off track this week and talk mostly about themselves and what's new with them. Lexi is freaking out because her parents want grandchildren now, Ellen can't stop talking about the movie Get Out (that she JUST saw). They also touch on more serious subjects, like Tupac still being alive, Amazon taking over the world, Spicer getting fat...ter, and of course, NORTH KOREA!! Listen, Subscribe, Tweet and Review (Five stars only) DM on twitter or email BallotsAndBottles@Gmail.Com regarding shirt size @BallotsAndBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Welcome to the first mini bonus episode from Ballots and Bottles. A laid back, random and short version of our regular episode. Ellen's roommate(her dad)gave us our first topic: What did the Clinton's give Trump and Melania for a wedding gift. You wont believe what it is. Tweet us topics for our next bonus episdoe, we'll pick it at random and shout out to whoever's topics gets picked. Follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and subscribe.

Guys, you heard it here first: Former FBI director James Comey testified this week! Lexi kind of knows what's going on, and Ellen has Pink eye like a 7 year old who doesn't know how to wash his hands. The ladies break down the Comey hearing, giving you the parts you actually care about, they talk Fat Albert, Manchester One, name brand products, and the hot mayor in London. The girls discuss getting moving on t-shirts and a Reality Winner that's in jail. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Follow us on Instagram at @BallotsandBottles Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review FIVE STARS ONLY EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES

With last weeks episode being long and heavy - the ladies take it easier this week with their topics. Lexi is unfortunately not in a full blown relationship with Ellen's brother, but they do recap their weekend together at Ellen's sisters wedding. The ladies then discuss Eminem, how people are calling Rihanna fat (mind blowing), give an update on Montana's election, and have a new segment called Ding Dong of the Day. Somehow Tamagotchis and Hit Clips are brought up in the mean time. Listen, subscribe, follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

It's Memorial Day weekend and the ladies have an extra long podcast to catch up on podcasting late this week. Lexi only cares about trying to marry into Ellen's family, and Ellen is stressing out o much that her spray tan is rejecting her. The ladies catch up on what they did lastweek, wedding plans, Comey, Russia, The Hunger Games, Evil Losers, Montana, Playboy models, and Melania's outfit choices. In a turn of events, Ellen defends President Trump and 1st lady Melania - not to mention gives them great PR ideas. Subscribe, Rate us FIVE STARS ONLY, and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Big Black, Comey, Russia. Yates. Cruz. Hernandez WHAT A WEEK! The ladies reconvene after their last recording to talk about some serious shit. They are drinking a locally brewed wine from Dorchester Winery - which is where Ellen's sister is having her wedding...a wedding that Lexi talked herself into being invited to. Ellen and Lexi have a special Mother's Day shoutout of the week, and the ladies try to wrap their heads around what the hell is happening in this Country, all while being slightly undereducated about it. Remeber FIVE STAR REVIEWS ONLY - follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Ellen has a sinus infection and Lexi worked basically a 12 hour day while being sexually harassed by a nice guy at work. It wasn't the plan, but they talk a lot about murderers, murderers who also happen to be leaders - as well as Aaron Hernandez. Kim Jong-Un is a strong cookie, the President of the Philippine's is feeling himself and digs Adolf Hitler, Trump does dumb things...and once again, a white police officer shoots an unarmed black teenager. The ladies are tired, the world is tired, thank god for spiked seltzers.

Ellen screwed up the audio again...bare with them. Remember - when they become famous they WILL remember the peasants that listened to their podcast at the very beginning! The ladies cheers this week to James Monroe, who celebrated his 258th birthday on Friday, the 28th. Ellen and Lexi finally wrap up talking about Aaron Hernandez and the drama of his "alledged" gay lover, the girls do their first installment of Shout out of the Week. Best part is Lexi learns what the Conferate Army is! Follow us at @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

NATIONAL SUICIDE HOTLINE: Call 1-800-273-8255 or TEXT “HOME” TO 741741 - Reach out for help, don't hesitate and please visit https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ for more information ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recorded on 4.18.17 Lexi's sick and sniffling worst than Donald Trump in the third Presidential debate, Ellen is half asleep and sweating a lot...but they have over 50 followers on Twitter and Ellen's favorite podcast host now follows her SO THEY'RE FAMOUS PEOPLE. We dive into Aaron Hernandez suicide, Richard Simmons statement after being MIA for years, and Bill O'Rielly sexually harassing everyone and their mothers. Also - special feature by Ellen's roomate (her mom)who makes a guest appearance as the bartender for the evening

Welcome to Ballots and Bottles - this week Ellen an Lexi are enjoying a nice glass Morales, in honor of Thomas Jefferson's birthday. Tom was a huge wine guy and his birthday was this past Thursday! HBD TJ! The ladies are talking about how Sean Spicer needs to stop bringing up Hitler, that Lexi doesn't know what the Irish Potato Famine is, the "parade" North Korea had, and the murderer Aaron Hernandez (allegedly) Is it bad we still find him attractive? Follow us at @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and @BallotsBottles - subscribe and write a review (only if you rate us 5 stars, otherwise don't be rude)

The world is mad at Pepsi this week, so Ellen and Lexi are talking about Syria over a tallboy of Coca Cola (also Lexi is hungover for the second week in a row and Ellen didn't want to drink by herself). Topics include Neal Gorsuch, Alanis Morissette, Syrian Chemical Warfare, and conspiracy theories involving the Kardashian's possible involvement in tomahawk bombings. Much like that list, this podcast has the smoothest transitions in the game, must watch (or listen, we don't really get this podcast stuff).

Ellen and Lexi have new microphones...but the sound still isn't that great. They are doing the best THEY can. North Korea obviously comes up, Lexi reacts to a man being eaten by a python, we don't really get Russia, Ellen might have been in Special Ed in high school and Lexi is hungover. It's a work in progress.

In honor of their lost youth, Ellen and Lexi are drinking Bahama Mama's this week - the drink of choice during their spring break circa 2014. They needed it after this crazy week. So many things going on: FBI investigations, Supreme Court Nomination hearings, Tomi Lahren drama. Ellen and Lexi make sure to get to all of the hard hitting topics - so naturally, the Kardashian's are priority #1.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. This week on Ballots and Bottles, Ellen and Lexi pretend they know how to podcast and discuss crucial subjects, such as(but not limited to) masturbatory emissions, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Blue Ivy, celebrity sex tapes, health care reform and President Donald J. Trump, all while enjoying a nice pint of Guinness. What more could you want?

Do we know what we're doing? No. Ellen and Lexi re-record their first podcast while trying to figure out what's going on in the world and why no one is outraged about Trump's wall and its affects on tequila imports.