Ballots And Bottles

Happy Halloween from your girls, Ellen and Lexi. They recap their weekends and jump into the top ten scariest moments of 2017 to kick off your Halloween. Trigger warning to all our snowflakes out there - this is some scary shit. Listen, Review (5 stars) Subscribe and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and watch our promo video for this episode on Instagram @BallotsandBottles

The ladies are simply not prepared for this weeks podcast. Lexi convinced Ellen to go to Chilis for margaritas instead of researching the agenda, it's not that she regrets it, but like...you can tell. They talk about the Las Vegas shooters brother who is a creep too, George H.W. Bush touching butts and not taking names, WikiLeaks and Amazon thinking we are all falling for their scam to let strangers in our homes. Listen Subscribe Review and tell a friend. US friends who received a t-shirt, we need $4 worth of effort by next week, our Canadian friends, we expect $11. Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram

So - a bunch of shit has happened since last recording and Ellen and Lexi give a full update. Shirts have gone out, Melania has a body double, Trump can't speak to save his life, and we're pretty sure Obama had it going on in his college days. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFleming Instagram @BallotsandBottle Review and subscribe and FIVE STAR REVIEWS PEOPLE

Happy Columbus Day Ya’ll Who is Columbus? What did he do? Why do we celebrate him? Find out on today’s podcast!! Well, not really - but we give you the gist. Lexi is currently in Mexico celebrating Columbus, so the Ladies pre-recorded their episode celebrating the best way they know how - by proving how much they don’t know with trivia hosted by Pete Blackburn. Per usual, they touch on history, America, with a little touch of cannibalism. Follow @BallotsandBottles on Instagram to see the video that goes along with todays podcast Follow on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe & Review 5 Stars Only

The ladies switch roles this week as Lexi takes over the agenda and brings the hard hitting facts. Ellen is somewhat depressed by life, so please bear with her. They discuss the tragic shooting in Las Vegas, the NFL, OJ Simpson, Hugh Hefner and Puerto Rico. It was a tough start to the week, lets all get through this together. Follow us on @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi on Twitter, Subscribe and write a 5 star review

Suicide is discussed in this podcast. If you or someone you know needs someone to talk to, do not hesitate to call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255 or go online to https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ if you perfer to use their online chat. This week on Ballots and Bottles, Ellen and Lexi welcome special guest, Intern Sean. That's right, Ellen and Lexi have an intern. Although it was a very unprofessional move for Intern Sean to become our intern without telling the ladies he's moving to Thailand - he is going to get a promotion nonetheless. Intern Sean brought this weeks beverage of choice - Sidewalk Slammers, which is not a hipster IPA. They then get into serious subjects like aliens, pooping, campus police shootings, and North Korea. If you want to skip over the singing, feel free....but you'll regret it. Remember - Please give us a five star review and Subscribe. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Intern Sean @@condrick44 Follow us on Instagram @BallotsandBottles

Ellen and Lexi record their first LIVE episode from their old stomping grounds, Endicott College. One of their Comm. professors, Sara Allen, asked them to come by and record an episode infant of her new Freshman class. Sara has friends of the podcast tag along, Bobby Durban and Pete Blackburn. Things are a little rocky at first, mainly due to what Lexi was saying, but the 18-19 year olds finally loosen up and talk Ted Cruz, the Pope, smartphones, porn, and whatever the hell Finsta's are. Listen, Review and Subscribe. Follow us on @EllenFlem @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @PeteBlackburn @AwkwardBob and don't forget to write a review FIVE STARS ONLY

Ellen and Lexi are back this week to talk hurricanes, immigration, racists, Russia, Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and the Wu-Tang Klan. Joined by friend of the podcast, Pete Blackburn, they start by mixing up a vodka soda with Titos Vodka to show their support to their friends down in Texas. Things get a little difficult when three adults attempt simple math to figure out how how young the Dreamers could be, so they smooth things over with Russian Roulette and conversation on a nice relaxing prison stint. Sarah Allen's class - get your shit together, we're coming for you. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe, Review, and Rate

Text HARVEY to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross to help aid the victims of Hurricane Harvey Woof, its been a long week. Ellen and Lexi are recording mid-day on a Wednesday, and honestly get more than what they ask for when it comes to drinkng. Hurricane Harvey is of course first on the agenda, after themselves, and then comes time for Russian Roulette...but with shots...to discuss Russia and Trump ties. Lexi has begun randomly singing through the podcast, and Ellen tries to keep her on track with their agenda. Also, would it even be Ballots and Bottles if they didn't talk about North Korea? Kim you are one shiesty motherfucker. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi on twitter and give us a five star review on your podcast app why don't cha

Last weeks news today! Ellen and Lexi recorded late last week, so if you weren't paying attention - they got you. They're drinking Shipyard Fireberry, which they highly suggest, and discuss fellow hobbiest - Street Sean's responsibilities. They have their first maybe breaking news story of Trump probably plagiarizing a portion of his speech last week. They also dive into Mitch and Donald fueding, terrorists, Antifa, Boston's Alt-Right rally protest, and give their Ding Dong of the Day. Follow @BallotsBottles @Ellenflem @LexiDussi Subscribe and five star reviews ONLY ALSO - The tshirts are here and are being mailed out this week !

Guys - Ellen here. This episode was supposed to drop Friday, but I screwed up the audio and spent hours editing it. That being said, I don't want to hear complaints, I want to hear results aka hearing someone wants to be our producer for free. Thx Slow news me, huh?! Not too much happening here. LOL Ellen and Lexi are drinking LVP Pink Sangria and it is disgusting. They obviously talk Charlottesville, the KKK, and Nazi's, which seamlessly transitions to penis size. They also touch on Barcelona, Isis, enemy of the show Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift being a boss, and of course - poop. Subscribe, review and follow @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles

Its been a long week for both Ellen and Lexi, so they're moving a little slow this morning. Drink of the week - coffee and water, like we said, it's been a long week. They cover everything from foreign relations to how to work herpes into a successful PR campaign to bone. Ellen and Lexi focus on Pence, Russia and of course, North Korea. Fucking Kim Jong-un. Subscribe & 5 star reviews only. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

This weeks topic is brought to you by a fan submission (the best kind) - Their girl Rach suggested a podcast on unpopular opinions, and although almost all of Ellen and Lexi's opinions fall into the category, it got the girls thinking. Subscribe, Review (Five Stars Only) Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

The ladies this week have a lot to cover in this shit show they like to call Trump's America. Ellen's in a fight with her parents/landlords and Lexi mixes up some shots for the girls to rip throughout the episode. They back track to talk about the ACA repeal failing, the switch ups in the Trump administration, the announcement regarding Trans Americans serving their country, and of course...Russia. Do you know who Hicks Hope is? They don't either! Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @Lexidussi Subscribe and PLEASE REVIEW (5 Stars or kick rocks)

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded Sunday, July 30th, one day before Scaramucci was fired. This is a shit show people. Ellen and Lexi record their first Emergency Breakout session to discuss Anthony Scaramucci, because when shit hits the fans, we hit the mics...and by mics we mean bottles. We talk Scaramucci, dick size, serial killers, and divorce. Most importantly, we have our first edition of Ballots and Bottles Theatre. Ellen, Lexi and Pete dramatically read Ellen's first Screenplay entitled, "Anthony Scaramucci: The Man, The Myth, The Mooch" Based off the true story of New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza explosive interaction with (now former) Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. Tune in later this week for our usual weekly episode. @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles Subscribe & Review

The ladies try their hand in Kombucha, but with vodka. It was disgusting. What are these rich hippies doing to people? Ellen and Lexi give updates on their lives and Ellen is NOT happy with Justin Bieber. Trump isn't happy with Sessions, the GOP isn't happy with healthcare and everyone hates Russia. We have TWO shout outs of the day, and some shiesty shit talking between Senators. Grab a drink but DON'T drink Kombucha. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe & Review, 5 stars only

The topic for this weeks bonus episode is brought to you by friend of the podcast, Alex Elia. After a failed attempt by Lexi to call her mom, they hit the jackpot when Lexi calls Alex for a topic: Kombucha. They have borderline no idea what it is, there is incorrect information stated as facts, and somehow Ellen ends up talking about her gynecologist. Get tested people. RIP EAZY E. Subscribe, review (FIVE STARS ONLY) and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Ellen questions Lexi's commitment to the podcast, while trying to inspire her to be her best. She's just so over Russia! The ladies follow up from the Donald Trump Jr. secret meeting, Ellen cannot pronounce any Russia name and the girls can't wait for the MUST see TV of 2017. The GOP Healthcare bill died, much like we all would have if it passed, and then the ladies shift gears to discuss what matters - Kevin Hart cheating, Usher having the herp, and R.Kelly kidnapping baby girls...but actually. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Email us: BallotsBottles@Gmail.com Email us/DM us your t-shirt size & address

Ballots and Bottles bonus episode brought to you by their kickass fan, Olivia, who came up with this week's topic: Who do you think is the most influential living person (not political)? This is 1. A very good topic and 2. Very hard to think about late at night. Ellen and Lexi eventually come to a decent answer, while other answers may inspire frustration, anger, a face palm and maybe even an eye roll or two. If you want to be cool like our friend Olivia, email us a topic at BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and write us a 5 star review...and tell us we’re pretty.

Off from the July 4th break, Ellen and Lexi jump back into it bringing you the hottest and somewhat accurate takes. Ellen recaps her trip to Nashville, including her visit to President Andrew Jackson’s plantation. Lexi follows up with her family trip to Key West, which somehow gets them talking about Sean Kingston. They do the people’s work, so they have to talk Chyna and Russia. Also, special edition of Shout out of the Day, as well as Ding Dong of the Day.