Movies With Ron

Alright, alright, alright, Ron recaps Gold this time, so fasten your seat belts, slick. Matthew McConaughey's got the gold fever in this one, y'all, along with Edgar Ramirez and Bryce Dallas Howard. Also: A Donnie Darko sequel, why Passengers bombed, I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore, and Rick needs a Ouija board. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Holy smokes, M. Night Shyamalan might be returning to form, or is Ron's recap of Split just really that good??? Hit "Subscribe" and find out! James McAvoy plays Dennis, or Patricia, or Barry, or some guy with 23 different personalities with a beastly 24th about to be unleashed, also starring Anya Taylor-Joy. Also: Hollywood espionage, some Dogfight, Netflix's The Discovery, and a certain solo Wolverine movie where the X-Men comics exist (the humanity!). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron enlightens us with Live by Night, Ben Affleck's new gangster thriller about running booze in Prohibition-era Florida. Also, some Wing Commander, a bit of Orson Welles, a George Lucas museum, and Rick finds something... *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Warning: this week's pretty heavy on the Gremlins talk, cuz it's just so good we couldn't help it! And Ron recaps Passengers, starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, about a space craft traveling to a distant colony planet when two of it's passengers wake up 90 years too early. Stick around to the end when the gang plays a new game. Don't forget about ratings and reviews! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

We're back with another retro episode! This time Ron recaps Tremors, starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as two country bumpkins who must save their small town from giant man-eating underground slugs. Alien: Covenant and Logan get the poster treatment, a bit about Gremlins, and go see Yellowbeard. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

We knew you were hungry for some Assassin's Creed, so Ron recapped it! This week we discuss some Marvel/DC shit, a bit about the new Blade Runner, and remember Brendan Fraser? *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Merry Christmas you beautiful bastards. This week, Rick gets t-boned and Brad Pitt gets hit by two cars. Some Muppet Christmas Carol, Collateral Beauty's marketing campaign, the Dunkirk Prologue, and Ron goes to see Rogue One! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

The gang carries on the holiday spirit this week with Office Christmas Party, a new comedy starring Jason Bateman, T. J. Miller, Jennifer Anniston, Olivia Munn, and Kate McKinnon about a team of employees who throw a big bash in one last effort to save their company. And who would you cast as Santa Claus? Let us know at movieswithron@gmail.com Look us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @movieswithron and don't forget to leave us a rating & review! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron decks your halls with probably the best and most unlikely Christmas movie sequel. Bad Santa 2 stars Billy Bob Thornton as your favorite shitstick who suits up with Kathy Bates for one last Christmas heist. Hudson Hawke, more Kessel Run, and quite a bit concerning Tom Cruise await you! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

You've waited long enough. Now bask in the greatness of My Science Project Part II. Chris makes an overdue recommendation, Rick is sick, and Candy joins us on the show this week for the first time ever! Also, stick around for the buddy/comedy pitch. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

This week, Ron surprises us with our first retro episode! My Science Project is so epic and close to our hearts we had to break it up into two parts, so make sure and subscribe for when Part II comes out. Made in 1985, it tells the story of a couple grease monkeys who scramble at the last minute to find a science project so they can graduate and, well, they end up finding a little more than they bargained for. Starring John Stockwell, Fisher Stevens, and Dennis Hopper. Chris has some choice words for Arrival (2016), and the gang goes through some weird 90s movies. Also, Shelley Duvall, we're sorry. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

This week, Ed Harris plays a giant nerd, David Lee Roth as Jareth from Labyrinth, and Ron recaps Arrival, the new Amy Adams movie. Here's a hint: listen to this episode a second time, and it's like an alien seeing a movie for the first time (you'll find out why). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron pops our Marvel cherry with Doctor Strange, starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Rachel McAdams, Mads Mikkelsen, and Tilda Swinton, about a selfish neurosurgeon who, through the cunning use of mystical arts, finally learns how to shave. Also, altitude deaths for villians, Silver Bullet, and a bit about John Candy. And what sequel should Tom Cruise have made instead of Jack Reacher 2? "Holy jumped-up baldheaded Jesus palomino!"

Ron administers a heavy dose of Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, the new Tom Cruise sequel about an emotionless bad-ass who... gets emotional. Terrorists, murder, conspiracy abound! Milla Jovovich, those Resident Evil movies, and their stupid director really take a serious beating in this one. Also, the best curse words in movie history. Did we miss anything? Let us know at movieswithron@gmail.com, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter @MoviesWithRon. Stay safe everyone, and watch out for Sky Hummers. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Mike Flanagan's new film Ouija: Origin of Evil gets the Ron treatment this week, and don't worry about watching that first shitty Ouija movie. Starring Elizabeth Reaser, Annalise Basso, and the kid from E.T. all grown up (insert trail of Reese's Pieces joke here). Also, we discuss some Evil Dead, the new Lando, and comic books. Oh, and Kelsey Grammer gets showered with endless love. Don't call it a "cursor!"  *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

They got grape! Ron has a theory about the new M. Night movie, then he slays us with The Accountant, starring Ben Affleck as an autistic tax man who dishes out his own brand of vigilante justice. Anna Kendrick makes him awkward, J.K. Simmons investigates, Shane from The Walking Dead tries to kill him, and John Lithgow shows up! Pop some popcorn, kids, 'cuz this is a long one, but that's what makes it so good. Hit "subscribe," and drop us a rating & review (we'd do the same for you). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

This week, we discuss logos, reboots, Beetlejuice, and connect over a classic 80s gem. Ron recaps Deepwater Horizon, a new nail-biter about the 2010 oil disaster starring Mark Wahlberg, Kurt Russell, Gina Rodriguez, John Malkovich, and Kate Hudson. And stay tuned, because the gang's got another game at the end! Find Movies with Ron on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Make sure to subscribe, and leave us a rating & review. Thanks for listening! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron takes us into Tim Burton territory with Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, starring Eva Green, Asa Butterfield, and Samuel L. Jackson. It's based on the popular novel by Ransom Riggs, about a young boy's journey into a world of gifted youngsters and hunting monsters. But does it make the cut? Listen and find out! Don't forget to leave us a rating and review, and look us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @MoviesWithRon. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

The good thing about this remake of a remake? It's co-written by Nic Pizzolatto, who wrote the first season of True Detective. The bad thing? It's co-written by Nic Pizzolatto, who wrote the second season of True Detective. But that doesn't stop Ron from blowing your minds with this star-powered action romp about a group of cowboys defending a small town from... Peter Sarsgaard? Starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Haley Bennett. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Get in the corner as Ron regales you with Blair Witch, the sequel to the historic indie film that started the whole "found footage" craze. Basically, some teenagers explore some woods in search of an evil entity, and some frightening shit entails. Chris sucks Kevin Costner's dick, and more! Skip the shaky cam and listen to Movies with Ron. We'll never do you wrong.