Movies With Ron

Another movie with a semicolon! Ron recaps an unexpected sequel of two men who dared rise up to become heroes to fight three masked hipsters. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron recaps an underrated 80's gem that'll make you wanna kick your own ass. Sylvester Stallone is Cobra, the pride of the zombie squad, always put down by his neo-lib superiors, but when a murderous cult-- eh, you get the idea. It was that third movie that came in the Tango & Cash and The Specialist 3-for-1 Action Walmart DVD you never watched. Now listen! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*  

This week, Ron recaps your not-so-standard sci-fi flick: Annihilation. Also, the gang picks their favorite films intended for a female audience. Hufty bufty. We're on all your favorite podcast apps and movieswithron.com and check us out on twitter @MovieswithRon *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

This week, Black Panther! Starring Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Michonne, Daniel Kaluuya, and that white guy from Sherlock. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Sit back and relax, because you don't need to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre, and you don't need to go to the theater to experience this timeless and tasteless classic: Pieces (1982). Hit "Subscribe," add us to your favorites, leave a rating & review, and let us know how we can return the favor. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron goes to see the Spierig brothers' surprisingly accurate adaptation of Sarah Winchester (Helen Mirren) and her haunted estate, also starring Jason Clarke. Twitter Facebook www.movieswithron.com *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Thought you'd gone to the limits? Well, you haven't. Get ready to laugh til it hurts, because Ron's recapping Hellraiser. The Clive Barker horror classic stars Ashley Laurence and Clare Higgins, about a doomed puzzle box that unleashes hell on whoever solves it. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Twitter Facebook www.movieswithron.com

And now for the one you've all been waiting for... The (original) Longest Yard, with our very own Nurse Candy as starting QB. Ron comes in with a skilled assist, and a new game: Prison or Football! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron takes on Blumhouse's new sequel/prequel starring Lin Shaye as everyone's favorite psychic ghost hunter. If you're using Apple Podcasts, we'd love it if you'd take the time to write a rating and review. Find us on our Facebook group and on Twitter @MovieswithRon *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron is in top form recapping the underrated gem of every 80s childhood: Krull. And the gang has a blast casting their own "swords and lasers" adventure movie. Find us on twitter @MovieswithRon and our Movies With Ron Facebook page. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron dunks beneath the surface of The Shape of Water, Guillermo del Toro's new soft-core fish-romp starring Sally Hawkins, Octavia Spencer, Michael Shannon, Richard Jenkins, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Doug Jones as The Amphibian Man. Let's take it apart and learn how it works. Check us out on Twitter @MovieswithRon and look for our Facebook page. www.movieswithron.com *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron takes us to the bushes with the divisive Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi, starring Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, and Oscar Isaac. The gang reminisce about the old trilogies, and Billy Dee Williams in particular.

Better check every bulb, because this year's Movies with Ron Merry Christmas Extravaganza is gonna pump your guts full of holiday cheer! Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.  *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Live from Guerrero Street, Ron recaps The Disaster Artist, starring James and Dave Franco, about the making of Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Chris remembers a dream, Candy brings a game, and who the hell knows where Rick is. Anyway, how's your sex life? *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

This week, Ron sits back while Chris takes on the mother of all bad movies: The Room. No robot dogs or sling rings here, folks. Don't worry, though. We're curing people every day. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron tastes a new kind of jerky with Dennis Quaid and Louis Gosset Jr. in 1985's Enemy Mine, and the whole gang picks some of their favorite forgotten sci-fi classics. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron takes on the surprisingly satisfying DC Comics crossover Justice League starring Ben Affleck as Batman, Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, Ray Fisher as Cyborg, Jason Momoa as Aquaman, Ezra Miller as The Flash, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, and Henry Cavill as Lois Lane's dildo. This one's a laugh riot, and we push the crudeness scale up a notch, so watch out. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Candy joins us in Ducks Hit Studios as Ron covers an early Stephen Sommers film about creatures on a cruise ship, starring Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Kevin J. O'Connor, and Kano. Full scream ahead! *MAJOR SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE*

Ron continues the Marvel legacy with Thor: Ragnarok, starring Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Mark Ruffalo, Idris Elba, Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson, Karl Urban, Anthony Hopkins, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Sam Neill! *whew* Also: David Schwimmer, Phantom Thread, Pet Sematary, and parking lots.

Hello Listener. You don't know us, but we know you. We want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you're operating is hooked into your left and right hand. When the timer on the episode goes off, you will choose the "Reviews" tab on iTunes or whatever appropriate podcast app you are using, then leave a rating and review, hit subscribe, add us to your favorites. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Look around, Listener. Know that we're not lying. Better hurry up. Review or Die. Make your choice. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Twitter: @MoviesWithRon @Ducks_hit_Chris