Errand Of Mercy

Intro: Beta Band - Squares//Beibermania is running wild, X Men Origins: Wolverine is way better than Wolf of Wall Street, Rob Ford CANNOT BE STOPPED except by Snow, British PSAs are bullshit but Assassins Creed 4 is amazing, Simon has some how got a life but still hasn't, more super meth cannibals, putting more drugs in comics, Empowering women by calling them Slags/Hags, for some reason G wants to talk about Mistry, terrifying tower of jawbones in South Korea, and EoM accidentally make a TV ad.// Outro: The Offspring - Pay the Man

Intro: Rage Against the Machine - New Milenium Homes/ A metaphysical episode, cultural hairdressing dichotomy, Beiber/ Michael Jackson news, terrible rap needs to stop, Youtube is falling apart, solving the global downturn with magic, rob ford works for the Illuminati, Gay angry birds data analysis, sex ed is out of date and shitty but we aren't going to fix it, iO9 banned G and he is super pissed, Geeks are dead and we are glad, CoD themed atrocity based knock off lego and our awesome guy of the week refuses to crash broken fighter jets twice./ Outro: The Zutons - You Will you Won't

Intro:Caetano Veloso - Alfomega// Getting into Justin Beiber's midget rap entourage, Planning the best celebrity party ever, British comic memories, Simon is 80, G is 19, Jason Derulo is at it again, one man has written ALL OF THE MUSIC, Lady Gaga and the Muppets together at last, possibly evil Google contact lenses, homosexuals aren't magic, Simon meets a man who has never heard of Scientology after going to the internet and our cinema chat goes off the rails a bit. // Outro: Space Jam Theme

Intro: Hugh Laurie - Swanee River/ Being a pirate is more fun than being an assassin, a lame game give away, going back to our anime roots, Harry Potter as an allegory for East Asian Politics, talking about the chimps and the pigs, it's time to talk about Michael, glock presentations and open carry, nerf gun tech is out of control, A Christian led monument chain reaction and the unfortunate career of Tila Tequila/ Outro: Mississippi John Hurt - The Chicken

Intro: I Want You - Scarfo// Hamster Principalities, the first (and hopefully last) Beibernews of 2014, Rob Ford finds Jesus, 2014 predictions, Kevin Smith the 90s stoner Lich, stop trying to pay your rent by playing video games, accidental real talk, G knows exactly the right amount about computers (to break them), Jules Holland is still going and stil weird, telling the kids to stay away from New Years Eve, Adults talking about Lego, Simon knows way too much about Star Wars and no one cares, Tuna Beats by Dr Dre, Simon gets a sudden attack of the feels and the police in New Jersey rack up a 3x combo bonus on DUIs.// Outro: Lippy Kids - Elbow

Intro: Simple Minds - Mandella Day// A horse does what we all wish we could do, G is totally not ready for the CRP, tiny man buys picture of Xbox One, the best shoes in the world, starbucks hippy musical classes for babies, our first (and only) weird twitter digest, Paul Walker was an amazing man, American police think anime credit card is a forgery because it is an anime credit card, police shoot at man and sue him because they missed him and Simon has a plan to make a lot of money.// Outro: Carly Simon - Why

Intro: Neon - My Blues is You //Looking forward to episode 420, giving up on anime, Simon is (kind of) a man now, the Torontonians love Rob Ford, taped up wrestling fans, making big statements with your nudes, we want next gen gaming to leave us alone, gross bro videos, someone must stop Seth Macfarlane, big in Malasia/ Saudi Arabia, the IPCC is terrible at its job so we are reforming it (for the wrong reasons) and McDonalds accidentally plays violent rape centric rap music during the breakfast shift.// Outro: Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight

Intro: Gurren Lagann Sountrack - Escaping the Wasteland of Hot Sand// Episode 67: a casual episode, bob dylan is surprisingly in touch with the internet, an unfortunate history of charts, Robbie Williams is the best we have, Rob Ford is the future, Beiber is the past, Ed Sheeran is now a metal band, we go on our first neighbourhood watch ride along, the worst biblical movie inspires us to make the best one and the old testament was hardcore// outro: groovemanSpot - Affection

Intro: Daniel Avery - Knowing We'll Be Here// Simon is (not) a DJ, the worst film maker doesn't understand what remembrance day is, the american box office is embarrassing, Jackass should be over now and it is making us sad, inevitable Star Wars Chat, the nerd game done changed, Simon's Harry Potter audition stories, posh people know nothing about Glasgow, Facebook makes us feel old, John Major is back and he is hilarious as ever, the return of creep or creation and we have some Sheen family revelations.// Outro: DJ Hero 2 sountrack - Oops (oh my) VS Who am I (whats my name)

Intro: Sting - All this Time// Fucking apple... Fuck!, Anonymous is over, Simon learns what 3rd World means, we are living in the future and its kind of lame, Britain's most extreme thrill ride is trying to kill everyone, American woman vehemently protects KKK costume choice, Halloween memories, terrifying spider stories, Geraint has some controversial opinions on Tesla (and Simon's bullshit), we learn why we can't have nice things and tackle the mysterious case of the Crack Smoking Mayor// Outro: Tycho - A Walk

Intro: Tokyo Shoe Shine Boy - Teruko Akatsuki //EoM is bringing people together, Everyone is naked and we draw the line at mons pubis, The PSL is a drink not a lifestyle choice, The worst viral video attempt ever, The scariest 5 year old boy ever, existential balloon models, tackling the lame busker epidemic, CoD makes us feel like ancient old men, Picking our places in the TLO Krew, elderly Russian man does most Russian thing possible, We offer some original takes on the bible, filling the YOLO void and everyone should watch Gogglebox and Ambassadors// Outro: Murrays of the Deep - Rayman Origins Soundtrack

Intro: Hammerfall - Riders on the Storm /Welcome back to the Christian comedy webcast, Jaybubs needs to up his shenanigans game, G is angry about disgusting GIFs, G is terrified of eye touching, iTunes is a sassy bitch, Azerbaijan's democracy is unconventional at best (but the US is still worse), unsecured political Wifi pacemakers, Simon's new mean hobby, our brains are not ready for Netflix, There is a Christian rock band called "The Devil Wears Prada" but wait... it gets better, Geraint is a metal racist, Stone Island is the mark of the beast and some totally radical church memories./ Outro: Richard Hawley - For Your Lover Give Some Time

Intro: Toots and the Maytals - Reggae Got Soul//Trendy Student bars are sneaking up on us, autonomous kill droids are prowling the seas around South Korea, we cover the worst science story yet, Bob Geldof thinks we're all going to die, the Wii U gives Simon hope for the future, Dad's remind us to stay positive, G's voice is a passport and Jason Derulo makes shit music for terrible people.// Outro: Duran Duran - The Reflex

Intro: Faithless - Reasons// Northern tests and space age Greggs pastry, lazy vampire RPG writing, Wacky Races memories, the Daily Mail is a Nazi rag, newspapers are weird and crazy, giving Tom Clancy a proper send off leads us to a number of strange revelations, internet ghosts/ghost dad, Joss Wheadon writes too many good lines, man shoots elephant in the face on NRA sponsored TV show then calls us all Hitler and star trek movies are terrible.// Outro: Hot Chip - Baby Said

Intro: Neon Indian - Future Sick// What kind of Nazi's like in Leamington Spa, an accidental English history lesson, is EoM a Reptilian Podcast? Saving the Go Compare guy, Mumford and Sons have finally been vanquished, inventing Brap for aspirations of comfortable fame, ancient (possibly) Swedish pissing traditions, PTSD at the cinema, Stevo's youtube channel is kind of depressing and a hotel security director has the best/worst strategy for getting time off work and we find out what website exists at skinternet.com (it's not porn). 60 EPISODES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO./ Outro: Supertramp - Cannonball

Intro: David Ford - Decimate //An insight into our pre show talk, old movies BELONG IN A MUSEUM, Mugabe Memories, disproving homosexuality WITH SCIENCE (but not really), is brogrammer the worst word ever? Simon's terrifying tattoo and tech start up ideas, we tackle the weird shit going on in Northampton, Manchester's very own (mundane) superhero, we work out what Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus would sound like if they had sex, man is stabbed and robbed just after buying a game about stabbing and robbing people, what the fuck does stable condition mean? G is terrified by penis t-shirts, we have the worst conversation in the world and a possibly high man tries to con a stationary store// Outro Marijata - No Condition Is Permanent

Intro: Ceasar Gartor - Yeh Keh Yea// EoM live from Liberia, L'egret strikes again, black magic coconut arrested in the Maldives, teen martial artist exorcists want to kick the shit out of Harry Potter, we decided which Hogwarts houses we would be sorted into, Simon may be possessed by demons, Pokemon has gone too far and Bob Geldoff is going to space but David Bowie won't/can't... its been a weird week// Outro: Flight of the Conchords - Bowie's in Space

Intro: Washed Out - Don't Give Up//podcasting on a terrible diet because of Rome Total War 2, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus join forces to twerk, who is our Kurt Cobain? Bananadine memories, EoM killer of trends, we finally prove that Jesus loves the gays, crazy government sanctioned North Korean pop feuds, top tier OG peeping toms from the church of pornography, no one can go to Liberian University and we think we know why and a dangerous special agent bird is captured and released in Egypt// Outro: Mirror's Edge Soundtrack - Still Alive (Junkie XL Mix)

Intro: Elbow - Dear Friends// Rolling out of bed and rolling a blunt, twerking leads to slugs, slugging and the Bishop's itch, everyone is missing the point about Mylie Cyrus's crack and she's stealing Rihanna's act, G is terrified by more sea creatures and our horrific torture experiments on octopi, we are scared of flesh rocks and Alec Baldwin, who the fuck is Daniel Baldwin, filthy Seinfeld youtube comments, Chinese Iron Man is worse than we thought// Outro: Jean Sibelius - I. At the Castle Gate

Intro: Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki// Not starting a show with Jaybubs, Dick Van Dyke WILL NOT DIE, Tjikistan has great food and will not be independent until it saves the Russian LGBT community, Simon rides the smiler and G learns that he will allow children to die if it means that he can live, dangerous anime convention social gambits, Simon is done with nerds, t-shirts that have to stop and EoM talks fashion.// Outro: Radiohead - Fitter Happier