Errand Of Mercy

Intro: LSF [Version Revisited] // Apologising for Bowling for Soup, the Conservatives are scared of gay concentration camps, married gay couple become poster boys for Republican homophobia, Orc Rouge's are unfit for US politics, One Direction are the best we have, just pervin' , the genesis of Creep or Creation, G has opinions about adverts, man vandalises priceless work of art as the world tweets about it and Reidar Finsaud is a legit mathematician, physicist, sculptor, artist and amazing dude // Outro: Fela Kuti: Water No Get Enemy

Intro: Shonen Knife; Pop Tune // Live music events have got weird, women from London are self absorbed and crazy, Green Day are still failing to act like grown ups (and we are fed up with them), Psy is everything England wants in a pop musician, K-pop hipsters need to shut up, One Direction make shit (and terrifying) music, Taken 2: the 12A rated film, Simon goes to Euro Gamer Expo, Killing the god of the gamerbros, the internet watches a man sleep and we delve into the seedy world of Cheese Smuggling. // Outro: Bowling for Soup; Almost

Talking beefcake Chris's, no one understands Hench, getting Terry Wogan to read Mein Kampf, Wikipedia entries on rap songs, trapping architects inside their creations, estimating in inches (for no reason), learning to use this crazy new internet thing, drunk (fake) twitter beef, pointless porn comments, Nazis on Youtube, the worst stuff on the internet makes G crazy, it turns out Nietzsche was right and all you can do is laugh, Adrian Brody was almost The Joker, learning to deal with timeline, Tom Cruise's Manshakes and misunderstood Chinese lesbianism.

Errand of Mercy: Pirate Kings of the internet, my special ability is a knowledge of German Techno, pretending to be a vamprie...with friends! Simon accidentally becomes a video gaming journalist, radical gay satanist dinosaurs, Anthony Perry is an awesome guy, good deeds to piss off natzi ghosts, Crazy anchient highlander soldiers, Dredd shoots the baddies IN 3D, the Hangover 3 is a gory action movie, students invade our lives again and we dispense advice to freshers in the Tuesday/Wednesday surgery. The Errand of Mercy: We're still cool right kids? ARE WE STILL COOL?!

Simon the Comedy Parasite, frenemies failing at tech, my uncle's pointless comedy vortex, starting the responsible/historic YOLO revolution, the Neil Pert rock and roll update, putting rapey preists and Billy Bragg on the shitlist, Tories smash up a poundland, putting G in the conservative party, fighting disenfranchised teens with handshakes, a failed KFC intimidation and the sunday surgery can't deal with disabled teens.

The chilling 13th episode, Simon is a creepy sitcom character, G defends Seals in court, Man bites back at snake crime gangs, Investigating Takeshi's Castle and Primate Research Institute, Listening to Paranormal Late-night Midlands Talk Radio, insects making ghosts, spider hauntings, The best Disney soundtracks, Peruvian street bands and being some kind of Hispanic, Exposing Sam and the Womp as musical frauds and Rush are still amazing but need to stop so Neal Peart can finish his plastering. The Errand of Mercy, we're too ignorant to be racist

Episode 12; the late night jazz episode, Justin Beiber is going to jail, our bonus episode is ready to spray its filth all over the internet, Connor Maynard is not famous enough yet, Ne-Yo makes terrible and bland music for shit people, Rap-Rock collaborations with Bryan Adams, Julian Assange is an ass hole, what are we going to do when Peter Gabriel dies? Like this picture if you like dads, terrible twitter death bed wishes, Big Bang Theory vs Seinfield: the Great Debate and campaigning against racist money makes you racist. The Errand of Mercy, we bring a social dichotomy

Intro: Belle & Sebastian – Sunshine // Outro: Stevie Wonder – Higher Ground // Simon goes to an anime convention, the sinister brotherhood of guys dressed like ponies, unconvincing anime cross dressers, convention celebrities, new contender for whackest game, the Olympics closing ceremony, Jessie J worse than Hiroshima? Ed Sheeran’s career is a clerical error, a massive golden statue of Jessie J, scientists watching sleepy birds getting it on, a rag tag band of animals escape from a German safari park, we create the greatest kids movie ever, wrestling and the hottest Olympian, terrible lessons from America’s next top model.

It's episode 10, it gets exponentially harder from here, bullshit future olympics, G the podcasting hobo, leaving the house to work on your costumes, crazy teenage fashion trends, Tony Stark/internet nerds trolling the Iranian government, Ebola is probably not a big deal, Kim Jong Un's super secret wife and family, Killer Whales will mess you up, aquatic frolicking with murder crabs and kidnapper squid, Crackpimptopi from the wrong side of the reef, dealing with 14 year olds having sex and starting families, Simon becomes the man, teenagers plugging their skin into porn, the 100th episode suicide pact and teenage glam rock street gangs help start an accidental terror cell. The Errand of Mercy says no to Killer Whales but yes to Crackpimptopus

Disappointingly normal David Bowie, Time Magazine's top 10 people in comas, drunk live-blogging Topgun, opening the doors on the Tuesday Surgery, breaking into scene kid cliques, boyfriend of my mum don't preach I've been loosing sleep, Cox A'Poppin and Bruce Moonshot talk pornconomics, terrifying frankenjellyfish, koalas have human hands and are evil, The Utah Goat Man is guilty of being a creepy fucker, charming cinema chavs, singing Wagner in Germany with a swastika tattoo on your chest and Plan B loves Skrewdriver. We're on an Errand of Mercy... Badman.

J Bubs is speeding up quim road, Prince the original and best sex goblin, G and Burt Bacharach jamming together, Connor Maynard is the shit Justin Beiber, Connor Maynard is trying to assimilate your daughters, altruistic clubbing, North Korea trolls you with secrecy, does Mickey Mouse support North Korea? Getting a taste of Mugabe icecream, the Batman bullshit science experience, wingsuits are terrifying, skewed stoner statistics in Palau, coming out of competitive collectable cardgame retirement, playing street yugioh, hanging with the yugibros, kids will stab you (if you diss their my little pony stickers), John Terry is a colossal dickhead, the best lines in erotic fiction, reader's letters on 50 Shades of Grey. The Errand of Mercy, we look at the world and we say... Awful.

Happy HB and Independence day, mermaids officially aren't real, fighting cancer with hats, lovecraftian teddy bears, Stealing teeth and terrible museums, melting wax cold war sculptures, (no) baby blues, gender targeted advertising, inoculating against the homophobic disease, drunk twitter beef with fake Mel Gibson and the Manchester Falling Down man. Stealing teeth and melting hearts, we're on an Errand of Mercy

The decline of the charts, Jessie J steals terrible music, Lana Del Rey somehow gets worse than before, Lonesome George is dead (and an asshole), The mysterious case of the rock in the sea, building a conspiracy spectrum, Weapons that Changed the World, a show from the dystopian future... today! England is socially awkward and bad at parenting, the craziest flirting techniques and 10 pranks to make you're husband murder you and your family.

Feeling sonorous and funky fresh, the Starbucks embargo is dropped, stop using the olympics to sell subways, rad post party rituals, The Mysterious and messed up case of the Taman Shud, ghost babies, too old for Topman, I accidentally a Dr. Who convention, hot-tub etiquette, Mandela and Mugabe: the odd couple, the Blandroid and sex robot make terrible music and good deeds for teenage nerds.

People... Stop eating people, making Meth a sometimes thing, overblown Youtube proposals, SHODAN goes to starbucks, theoatmeal trolls funnyjunk with bears and boobs, Taylor Kitsch is box office poison, Florida makes terrible (and unsettling music), England's stupidly named towns, the curious inspiration of the wise men of Gotham, straight wilderness chilling and the evolution of the boyband.

It's Episode 3 with Simon and G. this week they're dealing with the solar dictator, living in the water gun arms race, crashing Kurdish weddings, dealing with the euro-vision song contest, the Susan Boyle story guest staring Susan Boyle, Simon's top 2 favourite musicals, crazy communists are getting organised, Robert Mugabe the tourist rep, the BBC and the United Nations Space Command, Touching the Void and crevasse wankers, dealing with the demise of guys, staying off quad bikes unless you're the Cads of Monmoth, Justin Bieber is in hiding, makes terrible music and the internet wants him dead, the Denver International Airport trolls conspiracy theorists and brining your daughters up the Errand of Mercy way.

Feeling funky and making one of those "podcasts" that the kids love. Topless and too funky for the MRHA, staying dehydrated, Converting punks to funks, Starbucks are name fascists, Geraint the beverage nomad, Mixing up a mocha Frap, David Hayter is a busy man, playing the Wikipedia Sex Game, Dr Wank and the Sex Robot, eating 200 goat heads, Scientology is here, Scientology is scary, Scientology is Starbucks, the Olympics are sinister and we don't care, prepping for the summer riot season, Olympic paint-balling, awesome guy of the week, stop sending things into space, iphone retweets are lame and Maroon 5 make shit pop music

You load 16 tonnes and what do you get? One day older and deeper in debt. It's our first official show and this week we talk about the origins of trolling, The Cads of Monmouth, Zach Galifianakis and Liam Neeson vs people traffickers, quarter life crises, getting destroyed by Patrick, Gandalf took our innocence, getting the internet on disks, G's crazy trip back from work, aggressively sexual gay baristas, spitting on your heros, bus trips and tramp piss, 3Oh!3 make terrible music for shit people and Bill Hicks is Alex Jones.

Our pilot episode, made to make sure all our amazing tech was working. Fraudulent tiny dogs, not so secret service, read but also don't read the Metro, eating chickens in the poultry isle, the black sheep of the Listeria family, the good looking fried chicken rapist, post gay, not gay, get over it, cryptic buses, Alpicin is a fraud, PC world sold me a wireless router and I killed myself, Lizzie Grant is double fake, Burt Bacharach fixes everything, Justin Beiber makes good pop music, calling out Jessie J, Simon has white girl music tastes, Bob Hoskins is THIS MAN, Google are already here and they own us, the Fujitsu life book is pretty fucking cool, bureaucracy will doom us all and internet scam battle royal.

Its Autumn and the weather is... pleasant, defining 2012's summer jam, Gangnam Style is an international sensation and Kpop is still crazy, creating Rap Just a Minute, Usher can't get hard unless you scream, Simon loves Lovecraft,Deep Dad chat, making antibiotics with used cooking oil, cats give you brain slugs, joining the search for yourself and finding a better definition of Asian with Xerxes O' Madullah Beth Israel.