Tomorrow With Joshua Topolsky

For episode 169 (the sexiest yet) Josh and Ryan get hot and heavy in Florida, play rough with the Republican menace, and turn themselves into daddies with FaceApp. Check your compatibility with Co-Star, become a Lite Switch, and call every furry you know to get into Lion King cosplay – because Tomorrow is back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jony Ive has left Apple, the 48 Democratic presidential candidates have formed a human centipede, and MTV is making new episodes of The Hills. If that weren't enough, it's also Pride week in NYC. Take your shirt off, check your credit score, and buckle up for an explosive episode of Tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the first 30 minutes of episode 167, Josh and Ryan attempt to cure the ills of humanity by Galaxy Brain-ing the worst people on planet earth. For the back 30 minutes, they discuss Taylor Swift, orange soda, and the movie Anchorman. This is just how life is now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh and Ryan have one request before the world continues it'd descent into madness: Please do not cancel Keanu Reeves. Please. Keanu Reeves is the closet thing we have to Mr. Rogers and we already don't deserve him as it is. They're also still angry about YouTube, extremely hyped up for the TurboGrafx-16 Mini, and disappointed in the X-Men. Episode 166. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTube continues to eat itself alive as Robert Downey Jr. takes to the sea with an army of robots. Straight people are throwing themselves pride parades, presidential candidates are proposing legislation they found while doing a Google search, and Sega is making a new Genesis. It's fair to say that Josh and Ryan are in over their heads. Please listen to Tomorrow episode 165 as they attempt to make sense of the news and shake their heads at Apple Inc. for 30 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you know that UFOs were real? Or that Elon Musk's Hyperloop was a scam? Or that Booksmart was better than Aladdin? Well thanks to episode 164, you do now. This episode of Tomorrow also includes discussions of Death Stranding, the Spice Girls, and Disney's Galaxy's Edge and is therefore not suitable for boring people who do not love fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week saw the launch of a boutique handheld console, the end of Game of Thrones, the criminal charging of Julian Assange, and bombshell scoops about Elizabeth Warren being good at her job. Also an umbrella jumped straight into Josh and Ryan's hearts and minds. The new Aladdin looks terrible. Enjoy episode 163 or get radiation poisoning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The United States government is explicitly evil, YouTubers are trying to destroy each other with gummy vitamins, Microsoft and Sony are BFFs, all cell phones no longer take selfies, and Game of Thrones is planning a worse finale than The Big Bang Theory. Just a regular week full of regular news. We're living in a totally normal world where everything is very cool and great. Anyway, here's a podcast. Enjoy episode 162. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh survived the Met Gala, the Sonic redesign, the return of Pennywise the Clown, Google's new smart home, and a vicious attack on Ryan's life by none other than Lisa Vanderpump. Watch the Watchmen and listen to episode 161. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Westeros to the MCU, the nerds have gone to war. The unlikely casualties include: Sonic the Hedgehog, Virtual Reality, and (somehow) beef. In the midst of these climatic battles, Josh and Ryan have devised the perfect plan to save geekdom: A Quantum Leap video game. Also, the actual world is in complete chaos (and probably ending) but with Jim Carey playing Dr. Eggman Robotnik, who cares? This is the 160th episode of Tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan spent 56 hours watching every single Marvel movie in an uninterrupted stream and Josh is here, in disbelief, to ask him about it. Spoiler alert: Ryan is not doing well. In other news, Joe Biden wants to be president and Ariana Grande is a fan of Josh's work. Does it make sense? No. Is it a satisfying conclusion to a decade long super-drama? Perhaps. Episode 159 is here – and we're doing whatever it takes to bring it to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We photographed a black hole, Julian Assange and his cat have both left the Ecuadorian embassy, Disney is planning world domination, and Pepsi is literally playing God (specifically Zeus). So what exactly is going on? Well, it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call: Tomorrow episode 158.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Outline was acquired. Apple exploded into media and credit services. Brexit continued to not happen. Jussie Smollet walked away from his shady dealings with no consequences. A gay mayor is rocketing his way towards a legitimate presidential bid. Oh, and Robert Mueller dropped his report (sort of). Just, you know, normal stuff. The past week was bursting at the seams with news and Josh and Ryan are finally here to sort through the mess. So queue up Tomorrow episode 157 – and do your best to keep up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh and Ryan take a deep dive into the latest developments with their best frenemy, technology. Topics include Google Stadia, Apple's TV play, and what exactly the teens are learning on Instagram. Will technology save us all? Or will it lead us down a path of madness, Theranos-style? Download episode 156 and join us as we move ever closer to the brink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beto has entered the 2020 race, teens are essentially communicating over Google Wave, rich people are bribing their children's way into college, Jack Dorsey loves anti-vaxxers, and Captain Marvel kind of sucked.  None of this will prevent Josh and Ryan from trying to navigate their way through this strange, strange world. Take an edible, open a pack of Rainbow Twizzlers, and click download. It's Tomorrow's 155th episode and things are getting weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week saw the rise of Momo, an onslaught of Robyn fans, and some identical hipster twins. So, naturally, Josh and Ryan are going to need your help getting through it. Along the way, we'll cancel Michael Jackson, come up with an ideal scenario for the future of gaming, and perhaps even high-five Kelly Clarkson. Set your Facebook to private, autograph your bible, and download PS4 Remote Play. It's time for episode 154. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the worst way to win an Oscar? How long until the planet is just a toaster oven of chaos? Why is Guy Fieri ripping off our ideas? Will Josh ever like Pokémon? These are just a few of the pressing issues discussed on this week's episode of Tomorrow. Take out your RAZR, disable the comments section, and enjoy episode 153. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of Tomorrow, Josh and Ryan tackle hard-hitting issues like the psychological impacts of social media, Microsoft's role in the military-industrial complex, what it will take to save American democracy, and whether we'd buy a re-released Sega Genesis. All of those issues are equally important and we will not hear otherwise. Download episode 152 immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do Ross Perot, Ryan Adams, and Esquire Magazine have in common? Well, they've all somehow weaseled their way back into relevancy this week, thus leading to a full hour-long discussion by Josh and Ryan on Tomorrow. Never fear, listener, because it's not all bad men. We've also got cults, hoaxes, and Elon Musk's evil AI to contend with. Yeah, episode 151 is weird – but would you have it any other way? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why is Facebook paying teens to dox themselves? Does Lady Gaga write her own music? Why is Microsoft putting Xbox Live on the Nintendo Switch? Can you critique Velvet Buzzsaw? This week, Josh and Ryan bring you all these answers – and more. Welcome, Tomorrow denizens, to the horrifying land of TikTok, Adam Levine, and the National Enquirer. Also known at episode 150. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices