Tomorrow With Joshua Topolsky

Hello! Josh and Ryan are back, delivering hot takes and updates from their respective bunkers. This week they discuss Tiger King, Animal Crossing, jade face rollers, and the looming existential threat to modern society. Oh, there's also a weird spaghetti metaphor! Stay home! Stay safe! Save lives! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen we're not going to sugar coat this: This episode is mostly just Josh and Ryan arguing about Joe Biden. It has its moments, don't get us wrong, but this whole hour would likely qualify as "malarkey." We're cooped up and there's a lot that needed to be hashed out. We will be back very soon to discuss other things. We love you, Tony. P.S. Stay home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything is very normal and Josh and Ryan are just doing a normal show. Nothing to see here. It's all fine! You're very healthy and the economy is very good. Let's have a party! Because things are normal. (Just kidding. Please whatever you do: Just stay home, we are begging you.) Enjoy the episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh and Ryan would like to warn you now that this episode is mostly about politics, enemas, and foldable phones. They promise that it will mostly make sense but feel you should be warned upfront. With that said, lay back and listen to episode 186 until the water runs clear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh and Ryan have a meltdown about our slow national meltdown, then discuss global financial models, the Oculus Quest, PETA, and Picard. Episode 185: It's not vegan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh and Ryan are joined by editors from Input including Evan Rodger, Cheyenne MacDonald, and Raymond Wong to discuss the growing trends of Porch Pirates, parachute pants, and poaching planets. The local news energy on this episode is through the roof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Input is still at CES and, to discuss the goings on, Josh and Ryan are joined by Input writer and former South African resident Craig Wilson. Topics discussed include: Grimes' nipples, James Bond's water scooter, Insta 360's connection to Walt Disney, and butts. There's also some talk of Westworld, which does not take place on the moon. Read Input, a great website. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Input exists! Input is at CES! This podcast is now part of Input! This week on the show we're joined by our own Evan Rodgers to discuss the goings on in Vegas, including Samsung's weird Neon project, the uselessness of 8K TVs, what the hell Quibi is, Instagram face filters, and, or course, vibrators. Grab your weed and snuggle up to Ballie, it's a new Tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We knew we were going to Mars but, thanks to the Cybertruck, we now know how we're getting there. This week on Tomorrow Josh and Ryan discuss the latest out of Tesla, whether or not Elsa is gay in Frozen 2, if lightsabers can melt steel beams, and lots and lots of Google-related stuff. Put your seatbelt on and tried not to damage the windshield, because it's time for episode 181. We love you, Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tomorrow is back. But in its absence, dozens of streaming services have clouded the sky and blacked out the sun. Will we survive? Only Hideo Kojima knows – and he's too busy trying to get Dropbox to run on his Surface Pro X at a WeWork. Also, Ryan is exploring weird European theme parks and Josh is buying a jumpsuit. Has this year ended yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to your second episode of Tomorrow in one week! You lucky listener, you. Josh and Ryan are back to discuss Mark Zuckerberg's embarrassing performance in front of Congress, the trouble with Chinese social media companies like TikTok, Josh's new Tesla, the commercials you'll have to watch during HBO's Succession, PlayStation 5's rumored killer feature, Kanye West's latest nonsense, quantum supremacy, and Google's Pixelbook Go. Listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Tomorrow, Josh and Ryan are joined by Input's Reviews Editor, Raymond Wong, to discuss Google's new Pixel 4, Microsoft's Surface Laptop 3, and which characters on Succession are allowed to eat daddy's M&Ms. There's also some trepidation regarding HBO's Watchmen, Ellen's friendship with George W. Bush, and the fan reaction to the casting of The Batman. Oh yeah, and the gang meets a vampire witch. Happy Techtober! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apparently Josh and Ryan really, really feel overwhelmed by the glut of streaming services on the internet because the spend the majority of episode 177 ranting about them. There's also some talk of Facebook and Amazon's latest hardware announcements, as well as a tearful ode to Netflix's Unbelievable. Freeze your debit card, unplug your laptop, and run off into the nearest forest to start your new life as a luddite. Episode 177 is here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just to make it clear at the top, there's a shocking amount of Adam Sandler discussion in episode 176 of Tomorrow. After which, Josh and Ryan discuss Amazon's greenwashing, Blink-182's extra-terrestrial connection, NBC's new Peacock service, as well as Apple, Sega, and Nintendo's latest releases. But mostly they talk about Adam Sandler. Just know that going in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh and Ryan agree about the iPhone 11, disagree about about Caroline Calloway, and debate the Presidential debate. There's also some discussion of Juul pods, Astral Chain, and Saturday Night Live. We're very hip and relevant around here, so listen up or you'll be cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 174 of Tomorrow features Josh and Ryan obsessing over HBO's Succession, the fan campaign to save The OA, and the search for the "gay gene." Unplug your digital assistant, grab a Pizzadilla, and skip the VMAs. You have a podcast to listen to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh and Ryan are back and a little worse for wear. Will that stop them from discussing The Matrix 4, the Galaxy Note 10+, or the cosmic powers wielded by gay flight attendants? Of course not. Meanwhile, the president is trying to use coupons to buy sovereign Danish territories. Episode 173? Episode 173. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh and Ryan, cosplaying as Sherlock Holmes and Veronica Mars, solve the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy. (Ends up the culprit was Old Man Jenkins and, like, society, man.) Also, Equinox and SoulCycle are owned by a Nazi? Sure. Why wouldn't they be? In completely unrelated news, they've also decided that the Galaxy S10 is cool and Wolfenstein: Youngblood isn't as bad as you've heard. Episode 172: It's a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 171 of Tomorrow is Josh and Ryan's reflection on the state of politics, American reboot culture, and the podcast itself. It's also a discussion of Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, Marianne Williamson's cigarette preferences, and the best way to burn your trash. Grab your copy of The Witcher III, some Funko Pops, and a can of New Coke. You're gonna to need 'em. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh and Ryan have unglued themselves from the MTV reboot of The Hills long enough to discuss Jeffrey Epstein (ew), DOOM (hell yeah), and the moon (what?). In an effort to better both ourselves and the planet, episode 170 comes with an extra helping of Avatar references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices