Dungeons & Doritos

Just as our intrepid heroes have somehow dragged their collectively sorry asses off of No! Man Die! Beach to find the besieged Elves. They somehow trick convince the Elves that the team can end the centuries thick campaign between the Elves and the Orcs. Come join us as we watch our five-way wrecking crew tear into the Orcish front on a strategy concocted by… CHAIR? Whatever you thought you knew about our heroes might change FOREVER!! It probably won’t but some cool shit still happens! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/10/dungeons-doritos-viva-la-chaise/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Following their harrowing ordeal with the golems, our heroes have spent a very indulgent two weeks on the Isle of Mages. But, at last, the word finally comes that their time on that shimmering Isle has ended, and their quest to restore the trapped Jen’Ifer begins. Sailing across the sea, Vimak, Barty, Lefty, Jamela, and Chair, must make landfall at an ominously-labeled beach – teaming with brutal and blood-thirsty Orcs. Arrows fly, catapults launch, blades flash in the light of smouldering corpse-kindled fires! It’s all-out war. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/09/dungeons-doritos-dd-day/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

No sooner were our travelers settling into being imprisoned in the Isle of Mages’ luxurious confines, than calamity struck! The gem in which Jen’Ifer’s soul is sealed, has been absconded by a dark creature. Our heroes are in hot pursuit – but they’ve been warned that the tower to which they’re headed is guarded by unkillable statues that move… The GOLEMS! Is there truly any foe that Chair can’t annihilate? What sinister creature would dare to pull such a heist in a city of mages? To what lengths will the lovelorn Jamela go to reclaim her bejeweled Tiefling? This episode is all action! Embark on adventure! Links and more info:http://nerdyshow.com/2011/06/dungeons-doritos-night-of-the-golems/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emotional turmoil on the high seas! The vile Tiefling Jen’Ifer has vanished, sending the lovelorn Jamela into a frenzy of woe. Barty has been burned, both literally and figuratively by members of the group, Chair is in a seasick stupor, the mysterious Robert is dubious of his strange companions, Vimak and Lefty, pirate-Queen of Corney Island are caught in the middle – and that’s not even the half of it! The adventurers find themselves on The Isle of Mages, a city of silver towers, teeming with luxury and magicks. How will the rugged travelers fair in posh surroundings, where their every need is tended to? What’s more, how will they be judged by the most powerful magic-users in all of Doritodonia, and will Jen’Ifer be returned? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/06/dungeons-doritos-trial-on-the-isle-of-mages/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What began with an unexpected detour to a tropical isle, ends in peril and doom! What did you expect with this sordid lot? Having been put on a quest by the island’s pirate ruler Captain Corney, our adventurers have unlocked a savage curse and the dead shall rise! Joining us for this episode of Dungeons & Doritos is none other than the real life Miss Coney Island 2011, Left Lucy as the vengeful Queen of Corney Island, daughter to the dread Captain! Accompanied by a mysterious swordsman named Robert, Lefty joins our heroes in a race to escape the doomed jungles, before all is lost. Can Vimak, Chair, Jen’Ifer, Jamela, Barty and their new companions fend off pirates, zombie hoards, and escape with the treasure? Wonder not! Adventure is within your reach! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/04/dungeons-doritos-escape-from-corney-island/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join Brian as Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, Cap as Jamela the Dragonborn, Hex as Vimak the Goliath, and Triforce Mike as the chair-turned-dwarf, called Chair and Colin as their mysterious new companion, Barty, on mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quests for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/03/dd-episode-11-greetings-from-corney-island/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The heroes find the city of Tolay under siege – overrun with the same hyena-men that attacked them when they crossed over into the mirror world. Faces get smashed-in, new friends are made, secrets are revealed, and Jamela gets something she’s been looking for, for a long time… Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/12/dd-episode-10-the-fight-to-free-tolay/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My, how time flies when you’ve overstayed your welcome! Our accidental heroes have spent their night in Cool Ranch, and that night became another night, and that night became a fortnight! There’s something strange in their neighborhood and it certainly doesn’t look good. The poor town is being terrorized by Chair’s love and Jamela’s lust. Cool Ranch’s can bear the torment no longer there is only one solution: Eviction! It just so happens that Jen’Ifer knows a magic user who might have a solution to all their problems. And so the band sets out on the road once more. It is a winding, menacing road, with a foul stench upon it, covered with a darkness that twists your insides. Unease sets in as a pervasive mist surrounds the travelers… an eerie mist, that brings the spirits of the dead with it. It’s something weird and it don’t look good. Will this mist be our heroes demise? Who are they going to call? How frequently can we reference Ghostbusters in this podcast? Dare you listen? Are you, or aren’t you

No reunion with Jen’Ifer was going to be a happy one – but no one expected it to be this BAD! Dark magicks were indeed afoot in the strange hamlet of Cool Ranch, and the Dungeon & Doritos gang managed to get themselves perilously deep into trouble to find their friend. Now, trapped in the cellar of Cool Ranch Manor, they’ve got to escape and try to stop a Dark God’s wrath from descending on the innocent villagers. But with the odds stacking up against them, Jamela’s powers on the fritz, and Jen’Ifer’s evil influence once again meddling with their judgment – how foul can this day go? Galdap, tell ‘em about the twinkie! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/09/dd-episode-8-fouler-deeds-in-cool-ranch/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back, weary traveler, to the flavor-dusted land of Doritodonia. CHAIR, Vimak, and Jamela have gone through some strange and harrowing adventures on their way to reunite with their waylaid and sulfurous companion, Jen’Ifer, but at long last, Cool Ranch is in sight and the team is on the verge of being whole again. Of course, with these four, nothing ever goes the way it’s planned! There’s a mystery afoot in Cool Ranch, but are they clever enough to solve it? If Wolf-Bear is Scooby, does that make Vimak Shaggy? Or is it CHAIR? And how does Jen’Ifer factor into these Foul Deeds at Cool Ranch? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/08/dd-episode-7-foul-deeds-at-cool-ranch/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome, fearless listener, to the sixth edition of Dungeons & Doritos! Ye who have been clamoring for more dusty deliciousness have been duly rewarded for your patience, for this month ye have not one but TWO episodes of peril and adventure! DOUBLE-DIP into the salsa of June and savor this zesty treat! In this episode, Vimak, CHAIR, and Jamela are still en route to Cool Ranch, looking to meet up with their less-than-enthusiastic comrade, Jen’Ifer. But what’s a road trip without pitstops? The gang happens upon a prosperous boom town surrounding a wizard’s tower and Jamela smells opportunity, and it smells like… a talking dog!? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/06/dd-episode-6-the-labrador-the-laboratory/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Journey once more with CHAIR, Vimak, Jamalla and Jen’Ifer on their questionable travels for riches, renown and… other stuff. After their confrontation with the Maze of Mischief, the band of miscreants finds that their favorite Tiefling has gone off, leaving only a letter. So they plot their quest in the direction of Jen’Ifer and leave the town of Port O’Jon. This episode finds our mismatched trio wandering the countryside of Doritodonia...This episode marks the dawn of a new era of Dungeons & Doritos – with our new Game Master, Ruel and a new mode of play – Sagas RPG. It’s a fast, fun, and flexible form of table top perfect for our style of play and amazing for smoothly playing with chaos and creativity. If you haven’t heard it yet, check out the episode of Nerdy Show, “Cosmic Things“ where we interviewed Ruel and talk about what makes Sagas different and how we’re going to integrate it into DnD. It’s important to note that this isn’t the first official game of us playing Sagas. Before we made the commitm

What’s this? Vimak is missing!! Without their moral compass, can CHAIR, Jamela, and Jen’Ifer come together and work as a team to find him? Even when it means going toe-to-mythical-toe with a brand new pantheon of deities who seem to not only have taken interest in Vimak, but one of our other intrepid heroes… Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/02/dd-episode-4-mid-day-in-the-maze-of-mischief/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Merry Crunchmas! What? You don’t know what Crunchmas is? Oh, you poor dear. Why, Crunchmas is the happiest, and most delicious time of the year! But you know, there’s a little man named Chair who doesn’t know what Crunchmas is either. And on this fine winter evening his friends are going to teach him just what Crunchmas is all about. Merry Crunchmas – one and all! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/12/dd-do-they-know-its-crunchmas-2/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The party encounters a sacked caravan of performers missing a peculiar prized possession: a pangolin. Now, a normal pangolin would be odd enough - they're basically tree-dwelling anteaters with razor sharp armor - but this is the EROTIC Pangolin; a mystical creature capable of conjuring uncontrolled desires for anyone in its proximity. Join Vimak the goliath, Jen'Ifer the tiefling, Jamela the dragonborn, and Chair the dwarf-that-used-to-be-furniture for a 4th Edition fetch quest of epic proportions. They've got to fight of a forest full of goblins and their own unchecked lusts if they want to reap a hefty reward. Can Chair's already scrambled brain withstand the pangolin's perverse power? And how far will Jen'Ifer go to make sure he doesn't have to see what happens? This fan-inspired adventure is the stuff of legends. For links and more info, head to the main episode page: http://nerdyshow.com/2017/02/dungeons-doritos-the-quest-for-the-erotic-pangolin-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Vis

Jen’Ifer, Vimak, Chair, and Jamela’s quest deep within the local Doritos mines concludes! After fierce battles with shifty foes we come face-to-face with the fiendish White Dragon and her elite kobold cohorts. But the party is coming unglued – especially Chair who’s developed a multiple personality disorder. Will there be any dwarves left to save? What legendary loot awaits? How many twisted personas does Chair have?! Find out in the epic end of our inaugural adventure. This remastered edition of our second episode from 2009 presents fully restored and remixed audio – hear classic Dungeons & Doritos like you’ve never heard it before! As in the debut episode (also fully remastered) Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike are joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew for this classic 4th Edition campaign with our own demented twist. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/dnd2-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  See acast.com/priva

The debut adventure of Nerdy Show’s epic RPG podcast, Dungeons & Doritos, is back and better than ever! Journey to the magical land of Doritodonia, and embark on a mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quest for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips! Dungeons & Doritos started as a one-shot episode of Nerdy Show where hosts Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike were joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew to play 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons. The episode was so popular it became its own series and the legend begins here! Enter Jen’Ifer the ego-maniacal tiefling sorcerer, Chair – a dining room chair transformed into a naked and crazed dwarf, Vimak the fish-out-of-water goliath shaman, and Jamela the overly sensual dragonborn. In this first quest, these four mismatched warriors venture into a kobold-infested keep to save dwarven miners from a White Dragon Wyrmling. But will their reward of Doritos be worth the torment of each other’s company? Dungeons & Dragons will never be the same