Burgess Love

It's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.  0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal 5:40 What's in your glass?  8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars 11 Christmas Shoes in July 17:30 Get to know your EP 31 Things Erik Has Committed to Memory 32 Katrina attempts to tell a funny story 35 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? 52 Is your homepage Yahoo?!

Britain is just one-upping us, Pants gets into the booming ocean market, the boys buy their father a 3D printer, and James Taylor wants you to smash that like button.  0 Self awareness 3:30 Pants didn't know who Brexit was 6:45 Independence Day Resurgence was not good (spoilers) 17 Independence Day spoilers over / #Content 25 Erik Drinks Something Gross and Tells Everyone About It 29 Andy's Oceans 34:30 BACKSTORY 44:30 James Taylor's Conjecture Wormhole 53 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?

The boys discuss how Metallica didn't sell out, they pitch their new restaurant review app WELP, and help you lose weight with their own super effective diet programs which are also just crippling disabilities.  0 SATURDAY NIGHT BAGS 4 Imagine, OK, you're Metallica 12 Andrew is Charlie from It's Always Sunny 15 That's Not How That Works: Twister 19 WELP 25 The boys pitch their own amazingly effective diet programs 29 News that I'm Not Totally Convinced Isn't Andrew 34 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?

The boys play 'what's in your can?', Pants convinces everyone to vote for Trump, and hey, uh, sorry about the Hitler thing. 1 This is a T-shirt that I've cut the sleeves off of 4 What's in your can? 9 Pants impersonates Hillary Clinton and convinces you to vote for Trump 22 Good Friends of the Podcast: ISIS? 38 Hitler: "It could've been better" 44 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?