Throwback Theater

M. Emmett Walsh stars in this 1984 Chuck Norris classic about a Vietnam vet returning to Vietnam ten years after the war to kick ass, kill commies, and rescue some POWs. This is America. Fuck you. throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Cheer Leaders Kick... ! In this episode, the guys review a movie that feels like a fake movie. I don't know how else to describe it. A group of cheerleaders plan to rob a bank to help pay for the expenses of their captain's new baby. Sounds like a decent premise, right? Well, the premise isn't the issue. Find out what is on this episode. throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Supah-star! Listen, we all remember a time when the only thing we wanted was a kiss. This week, the guys sit down to talk about the first SNL movie featured on the pod. Molly Shannon plays Mary Katherine Gallagher, a character created for Saturday Night Live, who is a shy and quirky high schooler in a private, Catholic high school. When the opportunity arises to audition in the school's talent show, we breaks out of her shell in an attempt to reach her dreams of stardom. Also starring Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix, Mark McKinney, and Harland Williams. Write to us at throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com and let us know what movies you'd like us to review!

Fourth of July hit hard with camping trips and summer colds, and unfortunately, we weren't able to meet to talk about "Superstar." My plan was to rerun "My Date With The President's Daughter," but we're pretty hot in that episode and talk over each other a lot. So, I'm taking us all the way back to one of our original episodes, recorded in the basement back when 3/4 of the guys all lived together. We'll be back next week to talk about all your favorite parts from Molly Shannon and Will Farrell in "Superstar"!

Grab some rubbers and hit the road, this week, the boys are getting saucy! We sit down to watch the ill-fated, 1997, Jennifer Love Hewitt movie, "Trojan War." In this movie, Will Friedle (Boy Meets World, My Date With The President's Daughter), finally has a chance to hook up with the girl of his dreams, Marley Shelton (The Sandlot, Warriors of Virtue, Bubble Boy), but there's only one thing he needs - a condom! Hijinx ensue. I'll give you the budget - $15 million, but you'll never guess the box office! Write to us at throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com and let us know what movies you'd like us to review!

We're back with more JLH movies to celebrate JLH month! And, our very first Jackie Chan movie! In this movie, Jackie Chan plays James Tong (get it?) and finds his way into a super tuxedo suit that gives him powers and is now a spy and has to stop a guy from contaminating the world's water supply with water striders or some shit? I don't know man. For a movie about a tuxedo, this one is far from classy. throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

We're back for more JLH month! In this episode, the guys take a look at the movie, "Heartbreakers" starring Jennifer Love Hewitt (of course), Sigourney Weaver, Gene Hackman, Ray Liotta, and Jason Lee. JLH and Sigourney Weaver are a mother and daughter con-artist team, seducing men and taking their money, when they decide to con the mega-millionaire, Gene Hackman. Will this be their last con? Will they find love? Will it hold up? Find out this week on TT. Let us know what movies you'd like us to review! Write to us at throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com!

It's time to celebrate! This week, the guys are celebrating the beginning of Jennifer Love Hewitt Month by kicking things off with 1996's "House Arrest" also starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, and Christopher McDonald, and I think that guy from the Rocky movies, right? Find out this week on Throwback Theater. Write to us about which movies you'd like us to review at throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com.

Welcome to the He-Man Woman Haters Club Podcast, where us guys are out to... race go-karts? In this episode, the guys take a look back at 1994's "The Little Rascals" to see how it holds up in 2023. Write to throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com and let us know what movies you'd like us to take a look back at.

In this special bonus episode, the guys sit down to discuss how we come up with a rating on our -5 to +5 scale. If you've ever been curious about how and why we land on the numbers we do, this is the episode for you! We'll be back next week with "The Little Rascals"! Sorry, we'll post the link to the stats as soon as we get the link. But it's coming! Happy Memorial Day!

Sorry for the delay! Did you all think I faked my own death because I was framed for stealing money from the bank I swear I work at? If you did, you're probably Lindsay Lohan and/or Bug Hall, trying to crack the case! Things get heated as the guys review this young adult Disney Channel Original, "Get A Clue!"

The boys watch 1992's classic, "Beethoven" and boy, it's weirder than you remember. throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com. Let us know what movies you want us to watch.

We're back with Leo, taking a look at 1993's "Chill Factor" featuring Cuba Gooding Jr, Skeet Ulrich, and Peter Firth. The film centers on two unwitting civilians who are forced to protect a deadly chemical weapon from the hands of a group of mercenaries planning to sell the weapon to the highest bidder. The film had a negative reviews from film critics, and was one of the biggest box office flops in history, grossing $11.8 million worldwide on an estimated $34–70 million budget. throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode, we're joined by a special guest who helps guide us through John Carpenter's "Ghost of Mars" featuring Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Pam Grier, and one English bloke whose name is escaping me... facebook.com/throwbacktheater throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Amblimation Studio's Presents, "An American Tail: Fievel Goes West," a sequel to the original "An American Tail." For some reason though, everyone remembers this one more than the original. In this episode, we try to explore why. facebook.com/throwbacktheaterpodcast throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

And we're back! This time the guys sit down to talk about Chris Columbus's directorial debut, "Adventures in Babysitting"! How does it hold up? Listen to find out! facebook.com/throwbacktheater throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Our 2022 Season Finale! In this episode, the guys take a look at Super Mario Bros, starring Bob Haskins, John Leguizamo, and Dennis Hopper. You guys know what the most fascinating part of Mario is? Him being a plumber, and this movie really leans into that. Grab a bowl of popcorn and a tab of acid - you're going to need it for this one! facebook.com/throwbacktheaterpodcast throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Happy New Years! And I'm sick. Our episode on the Super Mario Bros Movie from 1993 will be out... at some point. And then we'll be taking a little bit of a winter break and will be back in the Spring. Until then, I hope you enjoy this old, old episode of The Stupids, back when we used to drink too much and record with a shitty mixer in an cold, dirty basement. If you have any movie recommendations, please feel free to write to us at throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com! We'd love to hear from you! Have a great New Years! facebook.com/throwbacktheaterpodcast

Happy Holidays! In this episode, we take a look at Jim Carrey and Ron Howard's adaptation of Dr. Seuss's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas!" You know the general story. facebook.com/throwbacktheaterpodcast throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com

Kevin McCallister is back! No, wait. Meet Alex, an eight year old with the mind of a mechanical engineer. When Alex gets the chicken pox and is forced to stay home alone, he encounters a group of international arms dealers, breaking into nearby homes! But, after his family and the police fail to believe him, Alex decides to take matters into his own hands by booby trapping his house to protect himself against the baddies! Let's see how that goes. facebook.com/throwbacktheaterpodcast throwbacktheaterpodcast@gmail.com