Louder Than Ever

Hey dere! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you back to the great state of Minnesota with Minnesota-isms! Learn how to properly use "Uff da," what "that's interesting" really means, how to properly execute the Minnesota offer and much more! You will sound like a reall Minnesotan in no time, you betcha!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, get a special behind the scenes look into how Hailey and Mary prep for a new episode!!! Ooooh! SPECIAL!!  Ok, actually the episode we really recorded pretty much sucked... but luckily our pre-episode "jibber jabber" turned out to be a roller coaster of laughs and yelling at each other which Hailey thought was super funny... So we hope you do too! Enjoy! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about crazy people! Mary shares more local crazy police reports, Hailey insists that you mind your own damn business and not ask people how much their hair costs and, oh yeah, don't grab anyone by the pussy.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Believe it or not, this is our version of a Thanksgiving Episode!  This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods (cranberries shaped like the can), what even the fuck Black Friday is about, and also prostitution. Just roll with it.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Join Hailey and Mary and special guest, Tuna, for the finale of this special two part (Not-So) Newlywed Game episode!  This week the pressure is on Tuna to match Mary as we wrap up the (Not-So) Newlywed Game! Learn about everyone's love for Gordan Ramsey, Tuna's hopes for a second wife and whether Mary is an optimist, pessimist or realist-- Share your opinion with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast!   **Disclaimer: After Episode 20 went live, we were asked several times if Tuna was intoxicated during the recording. He was not. That's just how he talks. LOL  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkili

Turns out, you dont actually have to be newlyweds to play The Newlywed Game! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by Mary's husband, Tuna!! In this exciting two part edition, we test how well Mary will be able to TUNE in to Tuna's answers and learn some more fun facts about the two!  You wont want to miss this! Make sure you come back next Sunday for Part 2! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Happy Halloween!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary celebrate their favorite holiday!! Join us as we discuss our favorite costumes, Hailey's serial killer neighbor, Mary's discomfort with AHS Hotel and Hocus Pocus Trivia!! Stay safe, get lots of candy, and DON'T be a clown! Clowns suck.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Look... Not every episode is going to be a winner! You might want to just skip this one... Or listen for the few snippets of gold scattered throughout the garbage!  This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary are all over the place-- Mary answers a listener's question about being interrupted at work when they listen to LTE, talk about their love for American Horror Story, and Hailey's ancestry-- plot twist! She's 1% South Asian! Thrilling stuff, really. Not really. Maybe. Probably not. We're sorry.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Teenagers are running wild! They are stealing their grandma's jewelry, dressing up as killer clowns and leaving condom wrappers in family bathrooms. The biggest problem is obviously the clowns, though.  Join Hailey and Mary this week as they talk about these hooligans and ruffians and MORE on Louder Than Ever! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

#TeamTrexler, rejoice! This week on Louder Than Ever, Trexler HIMSELF sits down with Hailey and Mary and agrees to their harassment! Hear his most embarrassing story in 3 words, his performance of "I'm a Little Teapot", how he feels about Swedish fish and more! Will he regret his decision? Who knows! Stick around to find out and make sure to share your response with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Why do people like so many stupid things?! I like none of them. This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey once again gives Mary full control of her Tinder profile! Will Mary swipe right on Prince Charming? Will she find the love of Hailey's life? Will she find ANYONE who has ANYTHING unique to say?! Or will she just put Hailey on the radar of a (suspected) terrorist/doomsday prepper? You'll have to listen to find out! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Mary came prepared and Hailey came with nothing! Let's just go with it and see what happens, shall we? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Hips, Ass, Boobs & Bacon. Are There Onions in This? Most Smartest Podcast. These are just a few of the ideas we had when thinking of the name of this show! This week, Hailey and Mary review 13 Things We Almost Named Our Podcast. Join us as we review our brilliant and not highly questionable ideas and then tell us your favorite! Did we make the wrong decision? Should we have done more to Prop the Cleve?? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Hailey and Mary recount their time at the Minnesota State Fair, 2016. Between the injuries, the food, the strange fellow-Minnesotans, the food, the time spent with Mary's eldest children, Mario and Puff, and THE FOOD this was certainly an experience... Please wear shoes at the fair, people. Please.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Disclaimer: Dad, Proceed with Caution... RAINBOWS AND GLITTER GALORE! Cher is Lord this week when Hailey and Mary are joined by their first ever (human) guest, Matthew! Join them as they talk about where they all fall on the Kinsey Scale, straight porn vs gay porn, what "straight thin but gay fat" means and quiz Matt on gay icons!  Find Matt on Instagram @MatthewSpalon and @mattylee8998! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary plead guilty to some unfortunate, weird and some would say even GROSS pleasures!  ASMR, Pimple Popping and reality TV are just a few of the things they confess to this week! ENJOY!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary discuss all kids of firsts! First crushes, first kisses, first jobs AND first impressions of Hailey's Tinder matches from last week's Tinder Takeover! (Spoiler: They're mostly not great.) Are you #TeamTrexler? Let us know by Tweeting us @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Dating is tricky... How does one get a date these days? Or a goat?! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try (unsuccessfully) to find the love of Hailey's life on Tinder, review Mary's past dating woes via journal entries, and try (semi-successfully?) to help a listener with his dating vs friendship fiasco.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

***SPOILER ALERT!*** IT'S HERE! We finally have the Harry Potter story we have been waiting for since we turned the last page of The Deathly Hallows!! ...Or do we?  Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss how they feel about Harry Potter and the Cursed Child-- the good, the bad and the WTF? Also, HP Trivia! Are you a true Potterhead? Find out this week on Louder Than Ever!   ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary get nerdy! From Mary's angsty teenage diaries to Hailey's resolve to keep Pokemon names pure... Well, we're not exactly sure what all happened here but we hope you enjoy the ride nonetheless.  Also, shout out to our new buddies, Those Movie Guys! If you like us, you'll probably like them as well, so check out their show! #EyeCandy! ...or would it be #EarCandy? Both? You be the judge! We're not here to tell you how to live your lives. ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary