Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Happy 2018 everyone! The retirement home special. Shawl-neck pleasure. To diddle or die?! One time traditions. Chugging Cheetos. Yam and mustard. Take a drunk girl home - a how-to guide. A very Andy Cohen New Years. Costco virgin no more! Dave Chappelle's new special. Spider-Child, good thing he can swing alone. Nathan's belligerent "not depressed" club.           Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:) Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Reaching down in the Republican depths. Re-watching The Water Boy. A brief history of SJK Christmas Specials. Nathan edits Die Hard. Mick Jagger is NOT a rapper. Nathan and Justin's favorite obscure Christmas songs. Chance, the Chancer. Truly strange Christmas traditions from around the world. Nathan's designs for new blow-up Christmas decor. The number 1 Nativity Pooper. How to properly enjoy a traditional Turporken©. Santa lives in Spain???? They have dope-ass ham there, I'm told. Happy Holidays, our ample bosom is here for you. Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:)

Hi friends. This week we have a little merry Xmas for you... the special cassette episode we recorded for our friends over at The Tattooed Bananas Podcast. This was recorded directly to a cassette and transferred so, the audio quality and the quirks are part of the charm. By request we focused on dreams... OooooooOOOooo... Happy Holidays and enjoy :)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins. And more! Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker, Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com 

This Week: Sandy, the Cruise Ship Hostess. Something that stains the mouth. Fuck Boat. Patty, the Hustler Mannequin. Bringing slutty brownies home for the holidays. Infiltrating the Swiss Colony. Anonymous, KS. Jim and Andy. Baby Gilbert Gottfried. Lady Caves. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us a --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Justin's old band Border Patrol. Song written and performed by Manning Burns (pictured left) and Justin L. Croft (pictured right). Manning is an awesome guy. These days he runs an indie label called Stereotrash Records. Check out stereotrash.com for lots of great tunes!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at talknerdywithus.com 

This Week: Pounding Dots AKA The Post-Halloween Malaise. Justin goes asphalt diving. Reminiscing about Marmaduke. Halloween movies Justin can stand to watch. Nathan rails against preemptive Christmas music listening. The Fantastic F-Bombing John Boehner. Ted Cruz: Crop Duster. Scary Michelle. Nathan and Justin put themselves in... shoes. The Box Mogul. Obama's brand. And more! If you've never seen Garfeild Minus Garfield it is worth your time. Check it out here: garfieldminusgarfield.net Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr pag --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Nathan erodes into sand. The intricacies of Spill Magic AKA Puke Sand. Heart malice. Playing exploding kittens. Everyone ignores the 10 year old girl. The perils of hotel room meth. Corker cuts, he slices, he even juliennes fries! Nathan's plan to save us all. Inside the "adult day care center". Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart: A Platonic Love Affair.     And more! Post Credits Song = "Non Sticky Operator" = Justin Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com 

This Week: Justin is a real whiny-boy. It's dangerous to be homeless in Nashville. Nathan gets pitched bad screenplay ideas - from someone other than Justin! Boxing werewolves. Running the Octacathalon. Hanging out with a foot guy. Chock Full of Chips. Bone-shaped treats ain't foolin'. Cannibal Preferences. If you were to butcher a human... Linoleum tycoon's home furnishings. The Mis-Adventures of One-Armed Mike. Agnostic Cake. Nathan and Justin get very upset about the NPR Game Show "Ask Me Another". Post Credits Song = "Date with Rick Steves" = Justin Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackkni --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

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This Week: No show notes is good show notes!   Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at talknerdywithus.com  Listen to Justin's music at soundcloud.com/justincroft< --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Dice of Material Returns! Brandon IS Photogenic. Your One-Time Children's Halloween Costume Investment. Fatbergs in London. The Flow of Uranus. Kid Rock's Campaign. Nathan Has an Actual Gong (It's actually actually a china cymbal). We're Not Fucking Doing This. Detroit's Rap Campaign. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock's Surprising Relationship. The First Amendment and... Boobs. Mowing the White House Lawn (Not a Euphemism).  Thanks to Philly Steve for Developing: Sushi Jackknife Classic Synth Pop Bingo!  And more!

This Week: Nathan and Justin Celebrate Their 100 Episode!  Featuring: The Enchanting Guitar of Deebert! The Dice of Material! Quick Hits: The Extended Edition! Who Said It? Terry Gross or Iggy Pop! Mystery Who Said It?! Unrav --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: 99 luft Sushi Jackknives. What we need is a team of mimes. Impassioned hand gestures. Trolls in holes. Look out for those hard segways! Don't drive if you're in Norway. Autodidact doctors. Fear of discussing WWII coming up in conversation. Bow alongside me. Nathan has no interest in Asia. My mind China. Skin burrowing happens. Nathan distrusts Tai Chi. Photoshop for speech -- scary implications. The polo push. Nathan's new plan for the Dakotas. Getting out of Joe's Apartment. The Triangle People bit finally breaks Justin's mind. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointin --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Come down the rabbit hole with me. Bob Ross, Television Artist, mysteries. The Charlottesville Tragedy and Subsequent Debacle. Inventing the "Alt-Left". How Paul Ryan chills. "Ditch Mitch" actually refers to Mitch McConnell's love of low places. Trump does improv. Baron's career in apps. Statuesque Alabama. Nathan is sick of depth. Trump's honorary law degree, are you kidding?!?! A requiem for Steve. Tree porn... We know you've been waiting. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Hot off the presses!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com   Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy With Us at talkner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Moderate Entertainment Ahead. Bong Jour! The State of Things in the Keebler Tree. Kid Rock v. Will Smith for Senate. Lawn Care as a Social Construct. Justin Starts His Day as a Purse Chicken. Paw Patrol Encourages Hoarding. The Best Part of Mini-Golf. Pepe Le Pew Is Super-Rapey. Nathan's Obsession with Anvil Drops. Bathing in the Dip. Visiting the Void. The Perils of Beach Shit, NE. Hipster Apostles. And More!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  

This Week: Phil Vai...uh...Valentine. Dog Tetris. Single Child Home. Marvis: The Fourth Planet from the Sun. The Presidential Combo. Dick Cheney's Foot Rub. Starting rumors about Laura Bush. Eyes Wide Regan Administration. No one gives a fuck about Planet X. Steve Bannon and Marilyn Manson have at least one thing in common. Fuck yeah John McCain. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  

This Week: Don't Let Baby Watch "Snowflake". The Marshmallow Test. Mozart was not oppressed. Another rock and roll suicide. The cat-like tendencies of Jim Morrison. Every Segway ride is someone's first Segway ride. The Smashing Pumpkins "Thirty-Three", Justin's swan song. Heavy on the heavy news. Spicey can return to his bush. Justin is challenged to get all his news from Fox News (for one week)...Will he survive? Nathan acts out Kushner's testimony. Our hero, seriously, John McCain... Good vibes your way sir. What's in Michelle's closet, probably something nice :) Don't Go Pardoning Yourself. Positive news! Who knew? The Righteous Shaub. Boner coffee is out! Don Don is a good boy, but he might bring the whole thing down. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLC --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support