Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Does anyone read these? Seriously? I feel like I'm yelling into a Goddamned void. If you do, drop Justin a line at sushijackknife@gmail.com Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com Our new podcast Nothing But A Bob Thang is up and running. Sushi Jackknife continues indefinitely until we die. @Bob_ThangPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Defragmenting Nathan's brain. Justin gets his trapezius squoze. Enigmas. Deconstructing "The School of Life" YouTube channel. Nathan encounter's Roseanne. Furby organ. Nathan is an autumn. Justin's sitchenario©. The fascinating incorrect history of lids. Polyamory explored... well, only in theory :(  Lapping of water and snoring in the background provided by Podcast Dog Amber. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow!

This Week: Always hated all you prick customers anyway. Tacos al jerk pastor. You can't handle the jalapeno. The runner's enema. Everette's denial. The Count goes through some stuff. The nation's hottest prime time drama: Puppet University. Rizzo the Rat goes deeper. Bartolo Colon is an inspiration. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Weird Knuckles. All of Nature Attacking You. Bootstraps at The Dollar Tree. It Feels Like We've Done More. Pulling Yourself Up By "An Impossible Task". NPR After-Dark. An Unsuspecting Barron Munchausen Reference. The Envelope. Dragon Energy. Immigrants Are NOT Out to Eat Us. Congressional Canes. Nathan Runs for the House of Representatives. An Appearance By Ballet-Darth Vader. Aim For That Elephant! Life Lesson: Don't Hire Rudy. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow! Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Justin plans way too early for Christmas. Thangs. Synchronized movie watching. Nebraska Roy's Ready Player One review. Lawnmower Man ruined VR for Justin. Nathan has doubts. Philosophy and shoes. Nina Totenberg's job is bullshit. Industrious and homeless beside a three-foot bronze vagina. Three years in, we're a vintage podcast. Our philosophy: Keep going even though no one cares. The evolving ballad of Judy's Truck Stop. Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Merch: https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Wow!

This Week: Catholic candle discrimination. Eye-drinking. Anal IPA. The sins of the owner. ASMR: Explored. Loving that Wire Mother. Breaking news 'bout Pandas. Zombie raccoons in Ohio. James Comey's book is coming. Paul Ryan retires. John Boehner: Pothead. Merch Wow! https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: It was Nathan's birthday! Petite White People at the Container Store. Swimming in connection. The kids say, "Get on Spotify!" Is iTunes for old people now? Celebrating Meh-Thursday. Nathan's problem with The Trinity. The Easter Bunny, Secret Judge of Children. Blood Eggs. Gumby makes his debut appearance. Radiooooo.com fascinating to listen to. Thanks to 13th Colony Rye Whiskey for fueling the madness! @13thcolony --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Nathan teaches Justin learns about Trap. How to get flagged on YouTube. "Tupac is Boring." WHAT?!?!?!?! The 80's Bridge. Jimi Hendrix should have been bigger. Quincy goes on a rampage and he knows who killed Kennedy. Be a Pisces, jam. Romancing Astrology. Black market brain scans. Alan Watts, the cultural appropriator. The boys lean. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: The Ides of March. How can you trust a therapist who doesn't understand tea? The Sexuality Spectrum. Ricky Gervais' New Netflix Special. Sushi Jackknife VR. Co-Writing with A Seal. Tori, Tori, Tori. Love of Weird Singers. My Therapist Hates Me. Trump's Space Force. Vitas is Your New Favorite Pop Star. Nathan's Woke Marching Band. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Happy Belated International Women's Day! Nashville's Mayor. Establishing that sweet, sweet backchannel. That special kind of lunatic. Join Justin in the Way-Back Machine. The Korean Taco Conference. Comparing Autocratic Psychopaths. Slash's Rejects. Maybe we shouldn't war on concepts?! Getting Some Grade A Great Grey Area. Breasts in the Bar. Butterfly Tear Vampires... Not kidding! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: We're Goldilocks. Nervy Bits. Nathan's Poo Meds Exposed! Your Life's Annual Report. Justin's time in Memphris, one of his favorite places. A Cool Decade. Prehistoric Chickens Doing Sudoku. Nathan's Gun Law. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Muuuuhhh... Them crazy-ass micro-gods. Chimp George. The evil was in the tail. Doug returns! Justin goes to therapy. Getting diagnosed out of an old, worn DSM. Therapy on a Groupon. If Nathan was disabled. Nathan is an emotional Sherlock Holmes. Puppet Jesus has a mean smoker's cough. Things you should pay full price for. Any takers for free on-air therapy for Nathan??? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This week Nathan and Justin take a ride in a car.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Singing "Beat on the Brat" to your child. Kanye lullabies. New radio makes Nathan feel old. Country adjacent. The tragedy of "Nikki: Wild Dog of the North". Drunk elephants: very dangerous. "America": The Gilded Toilet. Watching Letterman's "My Next Guest Is..." Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. There are not enough minor-podcast feuds. The XFL returns with the Nashville Nut-Quacks!  Could you be the first Sushi Jackknife Intern? Follow us: @SushiJackknife on Twitter Thanks to all our loyal listeners! You all make the show worth living.

This Week: Cheering Gradma's teacups (or some other euphemism), Nathan puts snow-cones behind him, rants of all sizes and variety, Jeff Flake gave a good speech, Justin's father-in-law tweet storm, the first time Justin Googled, scolding Jeeves, Bob Dole's "adult leadership", giving Jeff Sessions a bump. Follow us: @SushiJackknife on Twitter Thanks to all our loyal listeners! You all make the show worth living. If you dig the show, leave us an iTunes review. They are good for our self-esteem. Even the bad ones cause we're weird.    --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Ukrainian vodka...and after effects. Kid Velociraptor. Anderson Cooper liberated. Liver branding! Ahhh! The mysterious blue tick graffiti. Shitholes. Shitholes. Shitholes. Fat cats and skateboard dachshunds. Pug origins and why they shouldn't be alive. Find Your Wag.  Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:) Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Happy 2018 everyone! The retirement home special. Shawl-neck pleasure. To diddle or die?! One time traditions. Chugging Cheetos. Yam and mustard. Take a drunk girl home - a how-to guide. A very Andy Cohen New Years. Costco virgin no more! Dave Chappelle's new special. Spider-Child, good thing he can swing alone. Nathan's belligerent "not depressed" club.           Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:) Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Reaching down in the Republican depths. Re-watching The Water Boy. A brief history of SJK Christmas Specials. Nathan edits Die Hard. Mick Jagger is NOT a rapper. Nathan and Justin's favorite obscure Christmas songs. Chance, the Chancer. Truly strange Christmas traditions from around the world. Nathan's designs for new blow-up Christmas decor. The number 1 Nativity Pooper. How to properly enjoy a traditional Turporken©. Santa lives in Spain???? They have dope-ass ham there, I'm told. Happy Holidays, our ample bosom is here for you. Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:)

Hi friends. This week we have a little merry Xmas for you... the special cassette episode we recorded for our friends over at The Tattooed Bananas Podcast. This was recorded directly to a cassette and transferred so, the audio quality and the quirks are part of the charm. By request we focused on dreams... OooooooOOOooo... Happy Holidays and enjoy :)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins. And more! Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker, Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com