Two Judgey Girls

Welcome Anthony Lario, PR guru, to the podcast! He gave Summer Mary all the giggles and we had an awesome time recapping RHOBH. Dorit hosts "Homeless Not Toothless" charity event at her home to help promote PKAYYYYY and his new teeth. The girls glam up in glitter and gold and Kyle's gummy hits mid dinner to help her stir the pot with Sutton and Rinna. We aren't sure if Rinna's breakdown was real or if it was the best performance of her life. We do truly miss Lois. Who knew Melissa Etheridge could quite literally save a party! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome longtime friend Greg, from Escaping Reality podcast, to fill in for Courtney this week! We talk all things Louresa, the wedding event of the year. We discuss everything from the guest list, the dresses, circus theme, and that iconic hair. We also deep dive Real Housewives of Atlanta in Jamaica. Did Marlo come for Ralph and Kandi too hard? Did it hit too close to home or is she trying to expose Todd? Did he call Kandi lame and country? Will Todd drink again? Will Kenya see John the rest of the trip? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are backkkkk! We catch up on all the Bravo gossip like Tamra regaining her orange, Taylor joining the cast plus a feud between Austen Kroll and Rachel from Below Deck. Should we be saying Dubai-bai to the women of the desert? Can we protect Ayan and her fabulosity? We talk all things Atlanta and hope Kandi doesn’t die before Todd. We butt heads on Marlo and appreciate Sanya setting the ground rules for Jamaica. In Beverly Hills, did we miss Kyle, Diana, Kathy, and Crystal? Do we think Erika is having as much s-e-x as she claims?! Is Rinna wines truth serum or does it make you turn you into a soap actress? Let the mouse go or stop pretending to like Sutton! We don’t talk about the husbands or the children! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we talk all things Southern Charm, as it has finally reached 100 episodes! We have lots of questions for Mia Sable, who wrote the theme song. Does she get royalties? Does she constantly re-record? We are enjoying this season more than we thought but for some reason don't know if the cast is gelling as much as it should be. Are we enjoying the new additions? Should the show be centered around the boys, basically the OG crew? Would you want to attend this bridal shower, we mean, birthday party? Why are the girls always going after Kathryn? Did Madison take over Venita's birthday party? Why was it themed pink? Will Pat fire Whitney and hire another butler? Are Kathryn and Chleb a match? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The first 30 mins cover the wild news from Jen Shah pleading guilty, Khloe having a second baby via surrogate with Trashcan Thompson, Lu and Sonja spin off, to VPR filming and so much more! We talk all about drunk Kenya "I AM THE MOMENT" Moore and her wig, Marlo kicking the boys out and "taking a break", and Sheree getting over Tyrone. We enjoyed Fatum doing PI work on Drew and Lisa Wu trying to get her peach back. We need more Chanel Ayan and less of the tourist locations in Dubai. Will Stanbury and Sergio sit with their families at the wedding? Do they even like each other? Does she give him tiki tiki? In Beverly Hills, Garcelle gets an apology from Erika, who still wants to sleep with her son and Kyle jumping ship to defend Erika. Sutton goes head to head with Diana, who we still aren’t sure why she is here. So you say…that I know…so you say…that I know… come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twoju

We hope everyone had a lovely 4th. It seems as if some of the RHOBH ladies may not have... We break down all of what happened once those sneak peek clips came out. Was Kyle's apology regarding Sutton and not believing her miscarriages sincere? Why did Erika both hit on Garcelle's older son, Oliver, while also telling Jax to GTFO? Will she apologize? The prospective reunion is getting juicier and juicier. We also chat about the first four episodes of RHUGT 2. Does Dorinda have too much power? We need this cast to stay together and go on trips all over the world. Please, Peacock/Bravo, make this happen! The women all seem to be drawn to Phaedra and Eva, as are we. Would you eat food upstairs? Have you checked your eyebrows lately? Would you like to see any of these women back on their franchise? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Sp

The Summer House shake up really has us in our feels as we mourn the loss of Luke, Alex, and Andrea. In Atlanta, the women are still trying to decide if "Drop It With Drew" is a legitimate business or if she spent more at Fedex than the rental space for the day. Kandi avoided the workout at all costs and Kenya showed up late ready to fight Marlo. Team Kenya or Team Marlo? In Beverly Hills, Kyle wore a leotard to perform her famous trick for Garcelle’s 55th birthday. Garcelle had a Birkin cake and Diana brought a $4 million Birkin (or was it $250k?). Sutton, the vegetarian eating bacon, asks Diana about her bed rest and Diana wants to head butt her. Sutton thinks “that’s not nice” and calls her soulless, which apparently is where Kyle draws the line. Come enjoy a spicy marg with Erika and judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stit

You didn't think we'd end the week without deep diving the season 8 premiere of Southern Charm, did you? The good old boys are back and fighting again. Is Craig taking his success too serious and leaving his friends behind? Whose side are you on: Craig or Shep/Austen? Are Craig and Austen the Charleston version of Serena and Blair?! Does Naomie want Craig back or is she just enjoying the single life? We loved meeting the newbies Olivia and Chleb, who are a breath of fresh air. The big event is Kathryn's 30th birthday themed The Great Katsby. And in true Gatsby fashion, Kathryn leaves her own party early. But not before thinking Naomie owes her an apology. But does she? Madison makes an appearance to ruffle Austen’s feathers but seems like she'll be a persona non grata this season. We have to be honest, we LOVED this premiere! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/tw

Question of the week: What are your feelings about cargo shorts? We keep watching Dubai trying to like it but Caroline Stanbury just seems like she doesn’t want to be friends with any of the women. In Atlanta, we love to see Marlo’s foundation work with foster children, and now we know not to send her gently used clothes. Where do you side on Drew vs Sanya? Is Sanya looking for clout? In Punta Mita, we see Erika knows how to have a good time: three margaritas and two Xanax will do the trick. She talks about being cultural and agriculture, owning the boat ILLEAGLE (ok that is pretty funny), peeing on the new girl, and eating spaghetti like no one is watching. Diana wants to single-handedly take down Sutton, and tries with a "you can’t sit with me" vibe on the plane. Diana can go off the show and Sutton can charter her own place! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/

On a very special episode, we are joined by the one and only, Countess Luann! As big fans of her cabaret shows, we were so excited to chat all things cabaret, RHONY and more with her! There are only a few shows left on this tour, so if you have the opportunity, this is your sign to go! Hope you enjoy this episode--come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Summer Mary is in full swing now that school is out! This week we learn that Sergio can’t say “S” words and it’s confusing because his own name starts with “S” as well as his new role of stepfather. Caroline Stanbury doesn’t come to Lesa’s fashion show and Chanel thinks it’s because of her. And can Nina just get some fries?! In Atlanta, Sheree is having a hard time getting over Tyrone so Marlo throws her a single girls night where Sheree must buy $11.5k in Fendi, while Drew prepares the party but is not invited to stay. Sanya makes Kenya and Kandi (but again, not Drew) pose for Mommi Nation (we still aren’t sure what that business is) and invites the girls to enjoy some Jamaican food. Marlo spills all the tea to Sheree about Kenya and Kandi and their lives in previous years. In Punta Mita, Erika, Rinna, and Diana console Crystal and tell her to stand up to Sutton. Sutton and Kyle know why Crystal lost 14 friends--because they think she plays the victim. Have the Fox Force Five split here on sides? Will this f

We really chatted it up this week discussing RHODubai, RHOA, and RHOBH and even spin off into a bit of Kardashians talk. Are the MVP and LVP of RHODubai Ayan and Stanbury, respectively? Would you have rather gone to Lesa's or Nina's Thanksgiving dinner? What gift would you have liked to have received from Ayan: a goat, onions or hens? After a week off, RHOA picks back up at the dinner table in New York. Marlo calls Kandi out for her shilling. Would you wear vibrating underwear out in public? Would you join Drop it with Drew? We think Drew tends to play two truths and a lie when she tells stories. Where is Tyrone? Why did he block Sheree? Even heading to Punta Mita, RHOBH ladies are still discussing Sutton/Crystal. Is Crystal gas lighting? Does Rinna ever take a day off? Was what Sutton said dark? Is Garcelle a queen that understands her assignment? To continue questions: Is Summer Mary alive? Will Courtney and Mary be at Silver Clouds in SF on Saturday before venturing out to see Countess Lu? (The answer is y

This week we chat about the premiere of RHODubai and RHOBH! We always love starting a new franchise and appreciate when all the women starting on the same playing field (except Stanbury--welcome back!). Ayan seems like a breakout star and Caroline Stanbury shows us her new life with Sergio (like the other women, we have some questions about this hot new relationship). The women get right into it with a Hen Party and a rooftop dinner, setting the scene and alliances. We are here to watch it all go down! Over in RHOBH, we pick up in La Quinta where Crystal still doesn’t feel like her feelings have been validated from last year and alleges that Sutton said something DARK (four letters, one vowel, one syllable). Kyle was there and can’t remember anything. Garcelle finally understands and assignment and is stirring the pot all over town. Sutton, wearing her dress backwards, wants to avoid this conversation at all costs. Dorit is learning to manage her trauma and Pkkkaayyyyy suggests the ladies head to Punta Mita.

We come to you a bit early this week as we are taking some time for the long weekend. We are obsessed with the Kardashian-Barker wedding in Italy and talk all our favorite looks (editors note: it was not Kourtney's) and how much we wish we were invited to this. We break down this week's episode of RHOA and if you are not watching this season, do yourself a favor and start NOW. We are loving the threesome of Kenya, Marlo, and Sheree--these women know how to make each other laugh. Bravo seems to have caught on that if drama is needed, hire a sprinter van. Are Kandi and Todd going to be ok? Should he sell that apartment? We want Dr. Ken's license revoked as he doubled down on Ralph, the gaslighting gaslighter who gaslights. We loved Kenya sticking up for Drew about Ralph's behavior and if you're ever compared to Marc Daly, just remember it is NOT a compliment. But then somehow all the women ended up also turning on Drew... We can't wait for the Tyrone debacle next week! Come judge with us!You can find us on soci

Jurors! For some reason, the last 45 seconds of this week's episode was cut off. We are re-uploading from the beginning of the Sutton/Kyle interaction in case you'd like to hear us finish our thoughts. We are blaming Mercury being in Gatorade (TM Brittany Cartwright) but apologies nonetheless for not finishing the first time around. We love you!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How is a Bravo fan supposed to live in a week with all of these episodes and all of the news?! Weddings, breakups, Bravo upfronts, Dubai and Southern Charm trailers--how could they do this to us question mark?! We wrap up both Summer House and RHONJ reunions: is Amanda jealous of Lindsay? Will Bravo listen to us and bring back the same exact cast? Alex had more speaking time in his reunion than Traci even appearing in the RHONJ one. Is Luis a wordsmith? Did Andy make his dinner reservation? Will this cast remain the same?! RHOA had us laughing so hard at Brooklyn’s $10-$15k tea party. From BJs in the locker room, people not paying their bills, to Anthony outing husbands, to Julie making an absolute scene: WE ARE AT A CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTY!In Beverly Hills we meet our newest housewife, Diana, at Harry Hamlin’s bolognese dinner slash fake 70th birthday party. Sutton brings receipts to the party and Rinna brings a character witness. Garcelle is as loyal as they come but can Kyle talk some sense into Sutton or

The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We got chills as Dorit recounts the night of October 27th, when she was held at gunpoint and robbed with her children in her home. Seeing the video footage was horrifying. We can’t help but be impressed by how she handled the situation and the strength she showed for her family. The Bubbas reuniting on camera at Kyle’s house felt like true love. We were stunned by Sutton's reaction and not being able to process it. Who is talking about dating and immigration while this is going on? Will she be the villain this season? Garcelle works out with Erika, who can’t remember ordering Taco Bell, and tells Bravo to do their due diligence because her cases have been dismissed. But... have they? And honestly... we all need a hype man like Rinna! We have missed the ladies of the 90210 (and the actual zip codes that they live in)--come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.pat

What is going on with Paige and Lindsay? Whose side is everyone on? The Bravo fandom seems split down the middle 50/50 as well as the cast of Summer House. Did Paige take a low blow at Carl? Did Alex gain another season comparing Austen to a Honda Civic? We were confused if we were watching The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, or RHOA while Ralph took Drew on a date to his tailor shop. We must save Drew! She is deep on the tumble dry cycle and has lost too many socks with that maniac (or did the therapist say manic?)! We did appreciate Todd and Ross calling him out using the "I'm a man" excuse. Kenya finally got to see a completed Chateau Sheree and let her know she is sharing an assistant with Drew. We couldn't be happier seeing Marlo take her Munty duties seriously and create memories of baby prom with her nephews. Is Todd going to move to New Jersey? At the RHONJ reunion, Jen reigned supreme, Teresa let us know she's the fairest of them all, Dolo gets giddy when Paul calls and surprisingly-

We are back for the second time this week, did you miss us? We talk about the Met Gala and talk some of our favorite looks. Mary breaks down some of the infamous lines from the RHUGT Ex-Wives cast members and we on the spot give you the ABC's of Bravo (yes, we know, some need workshopping!) We finally get to see the wedding we’ve all been waiting for: Wedding Impossible! Not even having Covid two weeks before could stop these two. Amanda promises to wear mascara and empty the dishwasher and Kyle promises to continue to be himself. The New Jersey reunion came with boxing gloves: everyone was ready to fight. Dolores called Jennifer disgusting, Tre thinks people function better when they are high, Melissa should have waited for Tre to give birth before having a wedding and as retaliation won't be in Tre's wedding. Will Andy convince Tre to get a prenup? Has Joe, the 7th housewife, really quit? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeyg

The ladies of RHOA are back in action with an amazing Season 14 premiere. Marlo finally has her peach and gives us the first event of the season showing off her Le'Archive collection. We are introduced to Sanya, who jumped right in to the fold. She may be our new favorite! Do the editors like Drew? Feels like they are here to embarrass her. Should they just DROP it? Ralph is also the worst--will you buy his book? Sheree and Tyrone are finally able to be together on the outside but are practicing abstinence. That should go well. Kenya seems to be in a happier place, dancing her way to elimination, but back in time to stir the pot. Kandi is back to secure the bag and ask all the questions the audience needs answers to (you better run, Ralph!). Did anyone miss Porsha or Cynthia? We loved this premiere and can't wait for the rest of the season! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cam