Two Judgey Girls

New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After!We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first episodes from each season. FYI, Season 1 is listed as Bethenny Getting Married. (You can watch this on Peacock for FREE.99!) We need to know when Jason turned, because honestly, we were loving him in these episodes. Perhaps more than Bethenny loved him? Can you believe we all spent an hour a week watching her? Love her or hate her, she is our Bethenny. Wild times... Come judge with us and happy holidays to you all!We also want to thank all of you for keeping us together in what has been a truly crazy year. TJG has always been a fun outlet to escape reality and laugh at Bravolebs together and its been so amazing to have a community of like-minded jurors. From the botto

TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim and Kyle, Cedric & LVP, Adrienne and the buffet. An iconic episode! Come judge with us!You can watch this and the entire season on Hulu or Peacock. If you want to hear more of this season, you can sign up for our Patreon for $5/month.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the feels watching Riley graduate from high school. It's the Sundance Film Festival in SLC plus fashion week and we get a crossover with Lala and Katie from VPR. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoodlum and admits to not wanting to be a grandfather f*cker. Meredith makes Seth leave the house without a tear and Whitney takes her dad to sober living: we simply can't get enough of these women. In Atlanta, we want to give Kenya a hug and got goosebumps from Porsha activating her activism. Meanwhile in Orange County, we are living in the world of covid and want out as badly as Braunwyn wants to be out of her house. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com

We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to Elizabeth, is she a con artist? Shannon slurs her words and we continue to see Braunwyn on her sobriety journey while maybe also showing us her dark side. RHOSLC continues to impress us: Jen gets in a fight with herself, Mary throws a "Met Gala", everyone knows Meredith is getting a divorce, and Heather just wants her lollipop drumsticks! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could take it as seriously as they did...) Jen continues to be extra; Heather is still striving for perfection; Whitney throws a Prohibition party in an antiques store; Brooks hates on Jen and tells his mom who she can and can't have a sleepover with; Lisa is still drinking Diet Cokes. This cast has been so fun to watch and we've loved getting to know all the ladies on the same level with a new franchise. We do a quick recap of Southern Charm too, which shows the beginning of Miss Rona. The boys party, the girls help Kathryn move and we continue to wonder how Madison and Austen are together. Have a great holiday and come judg

We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't going to let Karen be a model for her hats and Wendy get initiated by bugs. In Orange County, Braunwyn and Sean do the kiss of death and renew their vows as Kelly and Shannon chug tequila, Braunwyn's trigger. Are we over Below Deck? We need more crew drama! Who goes home after a night out at the end of a charter?! Shep is having his redemption season and we are loving Leva, the newbie. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privac

We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was a little dark this week so we skim that but join the women of Potomac in Portugal. It made us want to go on vacation, we'd even let Mickey Darby chaperone! Plus, we venture to Salt Lake City and get to know six new women from all different backgrounds, faiths, and religion. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen says she has common sense. The girls are headed to Portugal while Monqiue stays at home and countersues Candiace. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues to cry, Gina invites Matt to a birthday party, Kelly Dodd isn't concerned about Coronavirus, and we still can't figure out Elizabeth. We also talk the premiere episodes of Below Deck (Welcome back, Eddie!) and Southern Charm (but not welcome back to a few people...). Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and

This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues on her sobriety journey while throwing Shannon under the bus. Did she say Gina's house was sad? Gina thinks Braunwyn is a sloppy chihuahua and drunk all the time making Braunwyn admit to the women she is 30 days sober. Won't you judge with us? You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn about Sean and his "creepy" texts. Kelly is getting edited out--bye! In Potomac, Monique is charged with second degree assault and Candiace wants her prosecuted to the fullest extent. The ladies don't want Monique to go to jail. Uncle Lump was the MVP this episode and we want him to get in front of Michael with a camera. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to apologize to Candiace. Will Candiace press charges or adopt a dog? We were pleasantly surprised with the RHOC premiere. Shannon, Braunwyn, and Kelly are all neighbors and many of the women have found love. Elizabeth Vargas is the new girl on the block and Gina is the modern day Brady Bunch in a townhouse. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was right and everyone was wrong. Is anybody Team Monique still? Courtney may be leaving some space for her but is Team Wendy. Mary lies on the side of Robyn, Gizelle, Wendy & Candiace (unfortunately). In reality, does anybody actually win? Is Ashley Team Monique because nobody is talking about Michael's infidelities right now? Should Mary, Robyn and MKE start a private detectives company? "You almost had me!" We left this episode wanting more and the trailer for the rest of the season left us chomping at the bit. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirl

Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas. And finally, Karen and Ray sitting down with a life coach/radio host and Ray saying he "thinks" he's still in love with Karen. The Potomac women really put the REAL in reality tv. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they have threesomes, and Monique comes for Candiace about sleeping. We can't wait for next week. We wrap up the Beverly Hills and RHONY reunions and continue to mourn the loss of our beloved Dorinda Medley. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip clubs and has a wife and boyfriend. Brandi Glanville goes on WWHL as the women over Beverly Hills still fight about Denise, who clearly doesn't care. New York reunion is strong with the women fighting about the Covid, turkey basters, and we find out why Dorinda is really mad at Tinsley. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. Did Garcelle not pay $5k to the charity? Who is the gaslighter: Rinna or Denise? In Potomac, we head to Monique's lake house where Wendy didn't get the memo that newborns were also allowed to come. She won't apologize for it and Ashley tells her that's why she doesn't have a lot of female friends. Come judge with us!! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the same. In the finale of Beverly Hills, Denise and Rinna come head-to-head with Rinna accusing Denise of lying about a family emergency and a cease and desist. Dorit also had a party for a non-alcoholic champagne, but seriously, what's the point? In Potomac, Karen sets a new standard for invitations and has a housewarming party to welcome her back into Potomac (even though she is renting and Ray has his stuff packed for Florida.) Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy fo