Two Judgey Girls

So many shows, so little time. Just kidding--you know we can talk for hours! We head to Palm Springs for the most romantic place, the rave tent at Coachella! Is there anything worse than the bar named Schwartz and Sandy's?! Beverly Hills ends in a dud of a finale but we were so glad Crystal had her time to shine. Bravo was smart to drop the reunion trailer today, because our bodies are ready for the next four weeks! Will the cast stay the same next season? We hope so! In Potomac, G did NOT put the G in the GVO trip. Mia and Candiace had a lettuce fight and Candiace fought dirty again. Mia is just walking her size 14 feet to find her pimp! RHOSLC may drive us apart as Courtney is #TeamLisa and Mary is anything but that. Angie made a splash and we are ready to see more of her but is she aligning herself well within the group? Is there a number one girl in this group? Come judge with us!*FYI: We list the shows in the title in the order in which we discuss them!*You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudg

We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala vs getting Rand to drink her breast milk. We thought it was a solid premiere! In Salt Lake City, we went ice fishing, saw Jen Shah's delusions, Meredith protecting her family, and Mary pooting. We went to Hotel Gizelle where Depends, popping squats, and reasonable shadiness were served. Gizelle even got a luggage plus one to the couples trip. In San Diego, we watched most of the RHOBH ladies kiss Erika’s butt while she told us mommy is paying the bills. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use them in the music video. Is Mia messy? Or is she just saying what we were all thinking. Meredith has finally found her voice and is standing up for her son, saying that is the only thing he has to identify with! We did appreciate rewatching Jen Shah's apology tour but she keeps at it, liking posts about Brooks, calling Heather mean names and a racist. Where did those churros come from? In Beverly Hills, Erika still doesn't want to talk to Sutton, Garcelle keeps wheeling her around, and Rinna finally makes G break. Team Garcelle or Team Rinna? Which side is Erika on? Is she the grieving wife with her husband with dementia? Or the woman that was scorned and not a part of embezzling millions of dollars? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/

Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big forehead? Did anyone really not know that peanuts came in shells? Is Jen Shah going to jail? Did someone in the group tip off the feds? Will Sharieff divorce Jen? Does Mary talk to mannequins? Will Heather’s daughter be a Good Time Girl? Do chiropractors make a lot of money? Will Meredith and Lisa stay friends? Is Erika confusing car crashes? Where does it snow in LA? Were Peeeekay and Mo high at dinner? Is Dorit bullying Garcelle? We discuss these and more in this week's episode. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and Gizelle dished about cheating (first hand experience), Candiace called Ashley all sort of names, Wendy and Karen were left out of Roby'ns birthday party and Mia had a heartfelt lunch with her mom. In Beverly Hills, we continue the dinner party from hell (part deux) where Erika threatens (no wait, promises to sue Sutton, Dorit said we should all be scared, but really, Erika wants people to shut the eff up! Peeeekayyy is the voice of reason and we think he should be crisis management for Erika. Garcelle hosts a beautiful Haitian dinner and Erika looked at her phone the whole time. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher 

We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Kathy telling Dorit not to talk at the table was iconic. In Potomac, we saw Karen be sworn is as the ambassador of Surry County and announcing she also has a candle line, it’s three wicks. Wendy is still fighting with Robyn and Gizelle because Mia told her the girls said she was a “weak bitch" but maybe made up the bitch part... We had the finale of New York with an identity swap, boobies with pasties, and throwing plates. Leah and Ramona definitely had the most fun acting like one another and we had a blast watching them. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informatio

This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after she blew everything up. Over at Crystal's third party of the week, Dorit tried to call Garcelle a bully and Erika said Sutton doesn’t want to be apart of the small town gossip. In New York the women had a Galentine's Day dressed in ugly pajamas, Eboni found her father, Sonja was drinking at home, and Ramona was getting calls from Harry! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back to judging, baby! What would we do without Erika this season on RHOBH? We can’t get enough of Sutton being a PI, matching the timeline, and asking how $20 million went missing. Kyle and Dorit were quick to jump on Sutton's ship until the Christmas party. Erika and her new low voice seemed very subdued and Dorit was flip flopping while Garcelle says the victims are the most important thing. Kathy says the dinner was good practice for Erika. Meanwhile in New York, Ramona was a monster, no longer our monster, making that dinner hard to watch. Sonja was speaking all the truth but her execution while ten shots in wasn’t ideal. Will Eboni meet her real father? In Potomac, the ladies call out Wendy and “happiness” for being different this year, on the inside as well as the outside. Gizelle is calling out everyone on their stuff, including Robyn who appears to be depressed, but won’t own anything of her own. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.f

We are so excited to welcome our special guest this week, Dorinda Medley! Dorinda's here to talk about her new book Make It Nice, which comes out Tuesday, August 17th. We talk all things Blue Stone Manor, her time in London, how she spent the last year, and what's in the future. What were we doing here without Dorinda(s book)?! Her book is a must-read as it gives more details into Dorinda's life with some helpful lessons along the way--we both really enjoyed it and we hope you enjoy this episode. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back to our regularly scheduled programming with RHOBH, RHOP & RHONY! Erika can't keep her facts straight! Has she talked to Tom? Has he called her every day? Are there burner phones? Has she said too much? Will her openness and honesty bite her in the ass? Can someone get Kathy a straw and some chia seeds?!!! Meanwhile in Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn invite Mia to get a cocktail...without Karen! Mia says if they want to talk business they can book her with her assistant. The Peace Out Pajama Party looked fun, it included fireball shots, conga lines, and playing "Never Have I Ever." In New York, Sonja claims that she can't walk because she slept with Dylan...later we find out slept meant pass out, with his girlfriend in the hotel room. The girls catch her in the lie but she then tells Leah it was a threesome! We can appreciate someone that keeps going with the story! We can't wait for the Christmas video in 2021! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instag

While Summer Mary lives her best life in Boston, Courtney is joined by special guest, Ryan Bailey! We talk literally everything from pop culture to Bravo to who knows what! Ryan is a delight with his impressions and bold takes. We talk about RHONY and this season's cast--the party Lu threw for Ramonja; is Leah too much? Would you want documentation before singing Lu's song? We discuss RHOP and how great the rivalry is between Gizelle and Karen. Is Zen Wen also too much? Second season housewives, amirite?! Even though there was no RHOBH this week, we still discuss Erika and Tom and how enjoyable this season has been! Come judge with us!You can find Ryan on IG @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey and his podcast of the same name!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Beverly Hills continues to deliver! Is Erika just starting her acting career or have we been conned for years? Between hearing about the car crash, her admitting to his affairs, and the divorce, we seriously can't get enough. Did Tom fall down the cliff, call her from the car, when he was unconscious? We also loved Dorit relating to the story and can't help but think that Kathy and Sutton are on to Erika. In Potomac, Karen and RAYYYYYYmonnndddd have a love party where we find out Mia is a bartender (stripper), Wendy is watching Eddie and his answers like a hawk, and Candiace and Chris met at work. Over in NY, we wanted to see more of Sonja breaking glass and the fight with Bershan. But we were glad to learn more about the women's past. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  &

This is one of the best weeks of Bravo television in the last year! The Potomac premiere was a messy fiery box: we got to meet to knew characters, “Happy” and “Ness” plus Mia. Gizelle is planning to tell all of Karen’s truth including the drunk truth, cheating truth, and broke truth. Thank G for the Karen v Gizelle feud. In Beverly Hills, Erika doesn’t wear waterproof mascara and we can’t agree if we feel empathy for her or if she is getting an award for best actress. In Salem, Bershan and Sonja go at each other for being a clown, ho, and blabber mouth. Watch out for Ramona's "makeup"! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Harry Hamlin really pulled out all the stops for the ladies with his bolognese, fresh tomato’s, spinach, and table decor: he is a true renaissance man. We got to see inside THE Kathy Hilton’s home, in her pjs, as her friends played tennis. Kathy keeps stirring the pot by bringing up Thomasina, Hunky Dory, and Sutton has a break down over giftleather pants. Meanwhile in Salem, the girls buy vibrators on the tour bus and hope to make love to a ghost while in latex. Ramona wants to play games and Eboni wants her to get real. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Truly, we are loving RHOBH this season! We can’t stop talking about #coatgate, the definition of violated, Tom, and Scott Disick! Rinna is thriving thinking she could be a grandma to Mason, Penelope, and Reign. Nothing happened in Beverly Hills but everything at the same time. In Harlem, the ladies got an education from Eboni and we meet new Friend Of Ramona, Bershawn, who wants to have a good time. Eboni and Ramona sit down and talk "politics" when Ramona really just wants to talk to Coco. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we talk about our Prolon fast, #FreeBritney, Kelly Dodd and Covid plus a realllll deep dive of this week's RHOBH! We have so much to say about Erika. Is she telling us everything or nothing? Was she pushed out? Was she just eye candy? How much did she know? Did she really drop Tom off at work and pack up her life? Meanwhile the other women can’t stop talking about #coatgate and we want to have some dumplings! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Big news this week: Fancy Pants, the lady who only drinks champs, is back on RHOC; Dodd, Elizabeth, and Braunwyn got the axe. We discuss “The Housewife and the Hustler” and if we think that Erika knew she was married to a con artist, which may be an unpopular opinion... We chat the Bravo Cinematic Universe as we are in the same timeline of the two election parties on the east coast (RHONY) and west coast (RHOBH), as well as Sutton’s $35k luncheon. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Summer Mary is officially here and you know what that means: pure chaos! We are still on our cast trips in both RHONY and RHOBH. We watch as Lu request an apology from Eboni for Lu's bad behavior--HUH?! Sonja and Eboni are the friendship we didn't know we needed! And we are basically over Leah and Heather. It may be time to leave the Hamptons... Over in BH or Tahoe, Crystal and Sutton will just never get along. There were too many chats that went absolutely nowhere. Rinna compared her situation with Denise to a preposterous one that had us all scratching our heads. Can't she focus more on the synchronized swimming and less on her nonsense?! It was definitely time to leave Tahoe. And then the 30 second bombshell of Erika filing for divorce. TO BE CONTINUED...You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy f

This week we remain classy and educated (LOL) in The Hamptons with the ladies of RHONY. What is classier than drawing naked men? P, V, D, C you next Tuesday... Are grown women allowed to talk about sex over lamb curry? Not according to Ramona and Leah thinks Ramona is a ho for it, but somehow Eboni is the angry woman? Meanwhile in Lake Tahoe, Kathy Hilton is still the star with her bottoms up water prank and Sutton and her thin legs were not in on the fun! Team Crystal or Team Sutton? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we discuss 10 reasons of why Bravolebs should be fired (ed note: its not for being simply annoying!). Plus, we break down RHOBH, RHONY, and RHONJ reunion. The ladies of Beverly Hills fly private to Lake Tahoe to eat blackened salmon and tell two truths and a lie. In New York, the ladies class it up oyster shucking, dressing like Audrey Hepburn and send Heather Holla Thompson to the lower level. Sonja and Leah are off the rails and Eboni continues to be the voice of reason while Lu talks about Garth (much to Sonja's dismay). In New Jersey, we learn Luis has watched every single episode of New Jersey and wonder if Marge started the rumor. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.