Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Trigger warnings: slave labor, grinch shaming, holiday cheer, your shitty fiancé, elf on the shelf (we'll never escape you), chapped lips, white elephants, puppy prisons, poverty, holiday-induced emotional trauma, sparkly makeup, Christmas cookies, respecting other religions, rapping, wrapping, parties, family Music courtesy of the fake a cappella group Erin was in for television once. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: violence against children, state-sanctioned racism, immigration, The Bachelor, giraffes, healthcare, gator bait, Colton Underwood, SAG-AFTRA health plan, Red Dead Redemption 2, Señora Trump, Erin's tooth hole, virgin jokes, Spanish reds, potatoes     Dranks:  Viña Herminia Rioja Reserva 2011 http://www.xn--viaherminia-2db.es/en/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: in-laws, white dudes, wispy tannins, Thanksgiving, Daniel Day Lewis, kitchen disasters, Marie Kondo, old audition sides, Mary Poppins, cleaning, burning bridges, screeners, ensemble dance numbers, method actors, caramel drips Dranks:  Envínate Albahra 2017 http://www.josepastorselections.com/envinate.html   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: fires, healthcare costs, weird menageries, mental illness, rug insurance, gentrification, freeways, Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing, Stanley the Giraffe, Highland Park, borscht, housewives, butter cake, 4 Non Blondes, dental care, sandbags Dranks: Ja! Tempranillo 2017 by Tinedo www.tinedo.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: democracy, elections, enchiladas, espresso energy, horse races, spooky shit, talking to strangers, pillows, polls, socialism, Haunting of Hill House, reality television, life purpose, voting, dicks   Dranks: Almaroja Pirita Blanco 2016 http://almaroja.es/en/ @bodegaalmaroja   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: antisemitism, literal American Nazis, trans rights, anti-LGBTQ bullshit, snakes, horrifying Halloween nightmares, Pokémon, nationalism, red vines, face-to-face interaction, Drama Book Shop, Katie Hill, Trader Joe's, respecting other people, voting Dranks: Dearly Beloved I Thee Red 2016 https://www.dearlybelovedwines.com/    VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: dismembering journalists, bone saws, moving, anal glands, yelling in Target, dark nips, the patriarchy, books on tape, Jamal Khashoggi, cardboard castles, YA fantasy novels, Smirnoff Ice, Ali Wong, body positivity for dogs   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Smirnoff Sparking Seltzer Raspberry Rosé https://tinyurl.com/smirnoffrose   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger warnings: global warming, not believing survivors, Moms using twitter, chewing on wine, minority rule, Nazis, mistaken identity, the electoral college, kittens, conspiracy theories, the founding fathers, 4chan, #himtoo, coffee makers, feces   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Viernes by Bodegas Godelia 2016  https://www.godelia.es/viernes.html @BodegasGodelia   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: sex work, time travel, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, punch cards, fucking Todd, life coachiness, filmmaking, lemonade as self-care, polls, collaboration, Stormy Daniels, juicing, complaining as small talk, calling people ma'am, lions   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com     Dranks: Domaine Chasselay Beaujolais "Quatre Saisons" 2016 https://vintage59.com/our-portfolio/chasselay_beaujolais/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger warnings: rape culture, sexy handmaids, sad comedy podcasts, lady winemakers, Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr., capitalism, Natalie Walker, eggs benedict, redecorating, chocolate covered cherries, get out the vote rants, musical theater videos on YouTube, making arbitrary changes that you're sure will change your entire life Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Viña Magna 6 Meses Ribera Del Duero by Dominio Basconcillos http://www.dominiobasconcillos.com/ @dominiobasconcillos   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: attempted rape, car accidents, rape apologists, actors who do their own stunts, Kavanaugh v. Ford, drunk podcast hosts, being alone, sexual period pieces, child brides (again), Aliee moving out, Daphne Merkin: close personal friend of Woody Allen, gay stuff, Into the Woods   Dranks: Château de Rey "Si's Plau" Côtes Catalanes Perlant http://www.chateauderey.com/    Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Founding Fathers, Serena Williams, slavery, Mid-Atlantic states, #dadlife, New York City, little bears, big bears, sexism, farting, credit cards, Amy Schumer, catsuits, classism, carbs   Dranks: Craft Clarity Raspberry by Eel River Brewing http://eelriverbrewing.com/ @eelriverbrewing   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: toxic masculinity, the patriarchy, murdering women, auditioning, morning DJs, Rent sing-a-longs, diversity showcases, mouse plans, Mollie Tibbetts, domestic violence, internet thrifting, voice work, friendship, rolling on the floor Dranks: Craft Clarity Ginger-Lime by Eel River Brewing http://eelriverbrewing.com/ @eelriverbrewing   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: being a woman with car trouble, Batwoman, party poopers, TERFs, female mechanics, Cher, first drafts, Internet haters, queer representation, tandem parking, femme-ness, amazing and well-planned comedy bits Dranks: Truly Spiked & Sparkling Colima Lime http://www.trulyspikedsparkling.com/ @trulysparkling   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: conspiracy theories, sperm donors, the Bachelorette finale, boob fat, Cory Booker, YouPorn, the moral high ground, #merch, time travel, MoviePass, ASMR, Alex Jones, melodic post-hardcore aka emo shit, pre-adolescence, pasta   Dranks: Truly Spiked & Sparkling Mixed Berry http://www.trulyspikedsparkling.com/ @trulysparkling   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: global warming, the apocalypse, white privilege, the keto diet, laundry sorcery, fridge poop, chronic migraines, carbs, Apple products, sneakerheads, Coyote Peterson, beer-motivated homocide, blouses (again)   Dranks: Hint Watermelon & Hint Pear www.drinkhint.com     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: child rape, traffic fatalities, Moon Juice, dog whistle politics, R. Kelly, eating live shrimp, Birkenstocks, emissions standards, sex cults, Jonathan Gold, lesbian grandmas, ghosts, state's rights, blouses, cultural spelunking Dranks: Moon Juice Beauty Tonic and Watermelon Tonic https://moonjuice.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Helsinki, treason, fascism, Elon Musk, precious babies, B-24s, High Crimes and Misdemeanors, pedophilia, Henry Ford, the Thai Soccer Team, women's suffrage, unions, anti-semitism, Air Force 1's   Dranks: Lemon Ginger Cayenne Kombucha by Brew Dr. & Health-Ade Pink Lady Apple Kombucha http://brewdrkombucha.com/ https://health-ade.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Rape bellows, Patriotic holidays, ghosts, ASMR, this heat wave, Brett Kavanaugh, #planebae, the brokenness of SCOTUS, horsies, plastic surgery, swimming in the ocean, YouTube makeup tutorials, bag crunch noises, Philadelphia water ice, Great White Sharks, listeria, The Little Mermaid   Dranks: Lost Coast Brewing Watermelon Wheat Ale https://www.lostcoast.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: civility, the US Constitution, Vine, democracy, Stephanie Wilkinson, Youtube makeup tutorials, due process, David Lynch, the Bill of Rights, return on investment, the Kardashians, butts     Dranks: Bairaktaris Moscholithos White 2016 http://www.eklektikon.com/portfolio/moscholithos-white/     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938