Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Trigger Warnings: reproductive rights, strained parental relationships, oppression, the Tony Awards, renaissance fairs, Kylie Jenner, big life decisions, kimchi fried rice, problematic party themes, retirement savings, dog couture, embroidery club, theater nerds, rich friends, Praise Be brand Vodka We're drinking Dasani Sparkling Water in Tropical Pineapple. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: periods, straight pride, taxes, the Stonewall Riots, fat shaming, all-nighters, health data conspiracy theories, jock jams, indie film, Gentleman Jack, the ghost of Allen Ginsberg, mid-sized comedies, Kander and Ebb, period dramas, Mindy Kaling, queer people in history, female filmmakers, Super Happy Fun America, inspirational aunts We're drinking Better Booch in Ginger Lemongrass Mint. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: plane crashes, anxiety, hen murder, capitalism, sex work, bible jokes, wrangler jeans, the FAA, gargling salt water, Old Town Road, the Palm Dog award, cultural appropriation, acting, black cowboy erasure, airport Chick-Fil-A, existential dread   We're drinking Throat Coat Tea. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: suicide, masculinity, reproductive rights, children dying at the border, student loans, ageism, TV series finales, gut bacteria, co-active coaching, sneakerheads, Robert Smith, Game of Thrones fanboys, debt forgiveness, men's health outcomes, Thai food, blush pink We're drinking Booch Craft in Ginger Lime Rosehips. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: restrictive abortion laws, internet culture, Lysistrata, twitter gaffes, entitled celebrities, Elfquest, hijacking feminism, Jonathan Van Ness, self-worth, reddit confessions, Tati vs. James Charles, kombucha, publicists, Constance Wu, #SluttySummer We're drinking Humm Kombucha in Coconut Lime and Blueberry Mint. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: reproductive rights, mass extinction, the wine bar in Gelson's, evolution, heartbeat bills, queso, biodiversity, Billy Porter, drinking games, climate change, the Queen of Thailand, pollinators, crop tops, shark journalists, the Met Gala, dinosaurs, soft serve ice cream We're drinking Podere Ruggeri Corsini Barbera D’Alba 2014. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Jane the Virgin, cruises, birthdays, Arya Stark, fantasy condoms, Mary Sue, prophecies, internet fanboys, ASOIAF book-readers, lady knights, gurm, crushes, Vanderpump Rules, assassin prep school, Brienne of Tarth, reddit memes, Fofty Cent The Spoiler Zone ends at 19:22 We're drinking Kivelstadt Cellars KC Labs Zinfandel 2017. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938  

Trigger Warnings: Islamophobia, Confederate generals, treason, Dr. Phil, cake, measles, reddit, Ilhan Omar, inter-abled couples, social media influencers, mischievous babies, Game of Thrones, the LA Zoo, bacteriotherapy, 9/11, twitter, bachelor contestants, birthdays, Kangaroo drama We're eating Delta Caramel Cake. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: late-stage capitalism, white dudes, Elizabeth Warren, roller skating, the filibuster, dating in LA, Captain Marvel, childcare, Pen15, dick pics, Limited Too tank tops, systemic change, human interest stories, contemporaneous notes, Millie's Cafe, Satan's warm glow We're drinking Mexican Coke. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: the Mueller Report, body dysmorphia, nuclear winter, brunch, Jeff Bezos' dick, bitch ass kids, catharsis, weight loss, lunch detention, EMPs, roller derby, Dr. William Barr, the service industry, Ocean's 11, Verdi's Aida We're drinking LaCroix Cúrate in Cerise Limón. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: diet pills, gerrymandering, more fecal transplants, Aunts, messy bisexuals, the end of democracy, Billy Corgan, pilot season, naps, Spice Girls drama, poll taxes, migraine, bilingual children, the will of the voters, anxious mice, tea parties, rhombuses We're drinking Podere Ruggeri Corsini Langhe Rosato 2016. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: sexism, gun violence, white supremacy, fecal transplants, tropical fruits, microaggressions, Galileo, white loners, gratitude and positivity, drunken knife wielding, Heal Documentary, cooking, science, splinters, hiring women, pizza earth, jalapeño vaginas, Wayne's World We're drinking Golden Road Spiked Agua Fresca in Mango. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: moms, healthcare in America, Michael Cohen, declining democracy, football holidays, universal healthcare, wedding dresses, home decor, insurance companies, Matt Gaetz, trash furniture makeovers, morning DJs, personal stylists, second marriages, RBG and Scalia's frienship bracelets, familial love We're drinking Kenwood Six Ridges Sauvignon Blanc 2016 and Parra Jimenez Gulp/Hablo 2017. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger warnings: national emergencies, spitting on people, MS-13, underage rock bands, caramel color, statistics, decorative walls, pulling girls' hair, jock jams, DNA samples, escaping LA, President Ann Coulter, oreos, burping achievements, Rent sing-a-longs, safe spaces, whiskey as medicine, anthropomorphized cocaine baggies   We're drinking Diet Dr. Pepper. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: triggers, anti-vaxxers, migraine, creationism, James Herriot, divorce, 13-year-old Aliee, libraries, canine anal glands, Pen15, alcohol, collections agencies, M!ssundaztood, marine biology, the Libby app, an important retraction We're drinking Mi Terruño Expresión Malbec 2017. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: hate crimes, the State of the Union address, medical racism, calling bigotry by it's name, liberal dudes, showtunes, Ralph Northam, Trump's resignation, internet assholes, hypocrisy, Jussie Smollet, broadway karaoke tracks, journalism, Russian Doll, Liam Neeson, dragon gossip We're drinking Jarritos Tamarind and Mandarin. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Rent Prerecorded on Fox, male virginity, bullet journals, waterboarding, Cyrano De Bergerac, CBD gummies, auditioning, consent, personality profiles, the patriarchy, graphs, death, pens, The Bachelor, watercolors We're eating Kushy CBD Gummy Formula. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: weekend parents, entitled white boys, Green Book, turning into your mother, weighted blankets, Rent Live on FOX, people who shit on everything, Marie Kondo, depression and anxiety, Fyre Festival, DIY goals, gratitude, empathy, internet crowdsourcing, adorable children, Shae the Dog We're drinking António Lopes Douro Vinho Tinto. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Florida, depression, the itsy bitsy spider, baths, Olive Garden breadsticks, government shutdowns, Home Improvement, deaf dogs, the wall, Laura Ingraham, apartment living, gratitude, roaches, 1-second app, pronouncing LaCroix Dranks: Tangerine LaCroix & Sprite Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger warnings: gun violence, sex monsters, tide pods, Trump/Russia, incels, child separation, DJ Khalid, white feminists, Bob Mueller, aging gracefully, coming out, Lena Dunham, global warming, school shootings, Shae the Dog, Aliee moving out, millennials, the blue wave, Kanye West, cabinet members, Our Lord and Savior Viola Davis Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938