Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

In this episode we only read e-mails from a local Jehovah's Witness and my responses. Article: https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1984521#h=11:0-20:365 Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we find out that maybe some of the "good guys" are doing more than being a momma's boy. And then Judah and Israel are two places with two different kings and my knowledge of Blizzard's Diablo 2 comes in a little handy. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see God punishing the, not necessarily, wrong person. Again. And letting the guy who really screwed the pooch for the punished party get off Scott free for another 22 years. So that's cool. Also some bad shit is gonna happen again. BECAUSE EVERYONE CAN'T BE DAVID! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we say goodbye to Solomon and hello to his son (???) and his idea that we should put two calves in some towns to help with the whole worshipping bit that's been on the decline. WILL THIS TURN OUT BAD?! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we hear from another famous character in the Bible and we see just how good it is to be the king. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we get a bunch of information that only an architect would enjoy. It makes no sense to me and then we get Solomon making a very lengthy contract with God to ensure that things are gonna go well. Hopefully forever. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we build a temple but it is used with way too many people and clearly takes way too long to build. Government corruption???? You be the judge. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

I'M BACK! Today we chat a bit about the state of the world, the hiatus, and we are back with a super popular story most have heard about our King Solomon! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see what can keep an old man warm as he gets old. A few kings and DEATH! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingt…t_homepage_panel Itunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-r…ng/id1156695372# Patreon www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_S…r=Jonathan+Waters

Christmassy but not exactly Gospelly. Deck the halls. You know. That song. But! "War Pigs" By Black Sabbath works perfectly in the inbetween. Only a minute so it's super easy listen but it's all me. I hope you all can get me to 666 by Christmas!! I put this bad boy up on Youtube as well so you can all enjoy:https://youtu.be/YjIQOZXev9U

In this episode we go from David, to METAL, to confusion, to God being mad. So just like most chapters of the bible. This is a the end of 2 Samuel! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we get back on track and get off track easily. David is traveling, and yet not, and meeting with many people who confuse stupid Jon. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode David goes to war again and this time a price is paid by none other than his own son. Who...wanted him dead. So...Hey Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode father against son begins and David just so far wins by not doing much of anything beyond leaving some hot chicks behind. A tactic...I didn't expect. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode much ick goes down and it's an episode for the ages! It's like game of thrones...but shorter. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode David does a bad and begins to get punished by it. Also - Is this Solomon kid gonna come back around? I hear he's kinda a big deal. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode David just goes on a murder and kindness spree. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this Episode we see that still touching the ark is a bad idea even if you're trying to save it. David has some shade he throws at one of his wives, and he wants to clarify with God before he does any renovations on his future cities and "The Housing God in Cedar Project" Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see that even the bible can get a little GOT. David has a few issues with his men killing people who used to want to kill him/be his friend. And the Philistines are not a big fan of losing their best bro Davie. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see David a little broken up about the deaths of people who used to try to kill him and be his friend. As well as he gets a nice promotion. But so does this other dude. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters